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    Thumbs up Paris Hilton on her way to the slammer.


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    Beware the beast, man, for he is the Devil's pawn. Alone among God's primates, he kills for sport or lust or greed. Yea, he will murder his brother to possess his brother's land. Let him not breed in great numbers, for he will make a desert of his home and yours. Shun him, drive him back into his jungle lair, for he is the harbinger of death.
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    Did yall that crap her mom and lawyer were saying? What the f#ck. They are acting like she's innocent and being locked away for 20 years.

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    shes gonna get her salad tossed big time

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    lol, I was just about to post this and likewise revel in the joy of that slapper being stuck in the face with some reality. Why should that talentless waste of skin be above the law? Geez, if only more people could be jailed for being completely stupid.

    So you're banned from driving, but you believe you can still drive for work related stuff?! lol ... now that's ri-goddamn-diculous!

    Putz.

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    You just know it'll wind up being a big PR stunt & there will be a camera crew with her the whole time shes inside....

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    she will not serve 45 days

    she is rich and she will buy her way out of the full sentence

    this is just a ploy to make it look like
    they are not showing favoritism

    watch and see

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    damn its funny when skanks get wahts comein' to em'.

    too bad her parents will probably buy her out of it, even though shes blatanty only good for prison, i reckon brandon novaks more respectable than here.


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    Justice is served!

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    'Paris In The Slammer' on DVD soon from all good porn shops.

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    i'd buy it...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cody View Post
    shes gonna get her salad tossed big time
    I'd volunteer for it. Now lick this spoon, Paris!

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    i seriously dont get why other guys find that minghag attractive, really i dont.


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    I feel 5 days in jail and community service coming on.

    Funny thing about money.
    I know youd rather see me gone,Than to see me the way that I am. But I am in the life anyway.

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    isnt it just?


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