There's three things a man must do alone....

[acealive1]

ok maybe i didnt get the joke. but when cholo was talking to mouse,he said "theres three things a man must do alone, be born,die.....amd well we all know the other one" anyone have a clue?

[MinionZombie]

I figured it was either: 1) Wank 2) F*ck 3) Take a dump Or it could be fill out insurance forms or vote or something boring like that, hehe...I just go straight for the filth.

[coma]

I figured it was either: 1) Wank 2) F*ck 3) Take a dump Or it could be fill out insurance forms or vote or something boring like that, hehe...I just go straight for the filth. you dont f**k alone, by definition. Its born, die, wack off. Its an old expression. At least 'round here.

[acealive1]

i figured it was "beat off" but i wasnt sure cuz im not exactly old yet

[darth los]

Only old people beat off? i figured it was the other way around. The world champ has to be some teenager somewhere. By that logic i must be ancient.

[MinionZombie]

Ah true Coma, hadn't thought about that with f*cking being a multiple thing, haha...where was my mind?! It's always thinking about minge, but clearly wasn't for that one minute. I think I was coming at it from a you do it with no other blokes present (generally ) ... or perhaps like losing your V, you don't really want your mates watching, haha...so "alone" as in "no other blokes"...hmmm...a deep and philosophical glance at the comment... But yeah, my first figuring when I first heard the line was "wank".

[acealive1]

Only old people beat off? i figured it was the other way around. The world champ has to be some teenager somewhere. By that logic i must be ancient. well not what i really meant. i meant its an old phrase so i wouldnt know what it meant since im fairly young

[Philly_SWAT]

ok maybe i didnt get the joke. but when cholo was talking to mouse,he said "theres three things a man must do alone, be born,die.....amd well we all know the other one" anyone have a clue? I had assumed that it was some variation of "jerk off", but I thought it was a dumb line. I mean, what the hell did that quote have to do with the situation? Mouse was complaining about having to wait alone, in the dark, in a world where the dead have come to life and want to eat the living. Cholo makes his quote. If I would have been Mouse, I would have said "Exactly. Those three things. Staying here in the dark is not one of those three things! Leave someone with me, or leave someone else!"

[EvilNed]

I always figured that the third thing was being turned into a zombie. I guess i'm just dumb.

[coma]

I had assumed that it was some variation of "jerk off", but I thought it was a dumb line. I mean, what the hell did that quote have to do with the situation? Mouse was complaining about having to wait alone, in the dark, in a world where the dead have come to life and want to eat the living. Cholo makes his quote. If I would have been Mouse, I would have said "Exactly. Those three things. Staying here in the dark is not one of those three things! Leave someone with me, or leave someone else!" I thought he was being an Asswipe and telling him to pass the time spanking. Its an inappropriate and cold comment, totally in line with the Cholo character. Unconcerned with the fate of others.

[Tied2thetracks]

I always went with the spanking answer. if you want to get technical you aren't born alone. I think mom has a strong role in that.

[swellman]

I always figured that the third thing was being turned into a zombie. I guess i'm just dumb. I guees I am too. I thought the same thing...

[acealive1]

he knew what kaufman was capable of so why'd he leave mouse there alone knowing kaufman does kill people?

[sandrock74]

I assumed it was either supposed to be a reference to spanking it or possibly paying taxes? Either way, Cholo was weird!

[darth los]

I assumed it was either supposed to be a reference to spanking it or possibly paying taxes? Either way, Cholo was weird! Another example of an attempt to please the mtv crowd that was out of place in the context of the dead series.