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    A Paris Hilton film?

    Is it going to be about 4 minute long?

    She was born..She got banged up by her boyfriend on camera... She got banged up in jail... The end...

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    Lohan playing Hilton? BWAAAHAHAHA! A skank playing a skank, that'd be right. But c'mon, I've never heard anything so ridiculous in my whole life! If Hilton's life story was to be adapted, it would probably be for TV. I don't think any right-minded film distributor would go near this project with a bargepole!

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    Quote Originally Posted by capncnut View Post
    Lohan playing Hilton? BWAAAHAHAHA! A skank playing a skank, that'd be right. But c'mon, I've never heard anything so ridiculous in my whole life! If Hilton's life story was to be adapted, it would probably be for TV. I don't think any right-minded film distributor would go near this project with a bargepole!
    Well art does imitate life. I'm sure she'll have no problem playing the role. But doean't paris already have a movie that's mostly in night vision?
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    *checks pulse* ,im sorry theres nothing we could do, hollywood is officially dead, RIP


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    One skank playing another... HA HA HA HA HA!


    We at least Lindsay has a nice body. Bring on the nude scenes.
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    they should get a drag queen to play her...

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    if they did taht and made it a spoof, she still would probably just watch it (only using her drunken vision induce eye, not the don vito lazy one) nand still go "uh...thats hoooot"


    lol, skank.


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    Ah geez, what is it with paris hilton? Is she actually a humanoid cockroach?!

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    ahh... I see someday at the very least a Lifetime movie being made out of Paris Hiltons so-called life... starring none other than the never-was... Nicholle Tom...
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