ARGH! Argh! Grrr!

[capncnut]

As for a cat anus, I suspect it's not worse than ours... There's always anal bleaching but that's another story. Cats shove their asses in their owner's faces all the time. They flick their tails in the air and flaunt that rotten walnut-looking ringpiece all over the place.

[Neil]

There's always anal bleaching but that's another story. Cats shove their asses in their owner's faces all the time. They flick their tails in the air and flaunt that rotten walnut-looking ringpiece all over the place. They do? Not really noticed that... Mind you, of course leg humping & rolling in poo are far more attractive traits

[bassman]

[mista_mo]

i agree with capn. You don't see little bobbie joe walking up to you pantsless,waving the opening of his ass centimetres away from your face.

[wyvern1096]

2. Cats: They crap and pee all over the place (but smells and looks worse), they are fleas carriers (but worse), they're lazy, they're fussy, they expect 24/7 stroking, they are opportunists (ie; they leave the house for days, come back, eat dinner and bugger off again), they invite their pals over without asking, leave dead mice/birds on the doorstep and cat anuses are just utterly disgusting. You have obviously avoided falling victim to feline mind control thus far. Cats are great, weird, but great.