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    I second that,



    Does she look like any of the women listed above?
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    Ah crap. Three of those apply to me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MikePizzoff
    Ah crap. Three of those apply to me.
    Hey 3 of 25, well erm 26 ain't bad. That means 88.5% of you is not getting old.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tullaryx
    Well, not really if you're mom looked like Demi Moore, Elle MacPherson, Diane Lane, or Heather Locklear.
    ...who?,


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    Heres another sign you're getting old:Going to a concert ,watching the kids slam dancing, and saying to yourself "God damn" those kids are crazy! That scenario happened to me last November when I saw Bad Religion in concert.
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    Quote Originally Posted by hellsing
    mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!, im only 18 and none of those apply to me you old farts,lol.

    i:

    1:get up early but stay up for 2 days, almost everyday
    2:dont drink coffe or beer... or smoke but thats just cus i dont like it, so dont think im a goody two shoes.
    3:4 words. 30.hour.videogames.marathons.... without bathroom brakes, yes i can hold my bladder hat long still.
    4:i go to college two days a week and cant find a decent job for the rest of the week.... damn im lazy.
    5: plus i film movies, mostly cky style crap but its damn entertaining.
    6harmacists?
    7:and hers one to taugnt some of you, portly though i may be i can touch my toes with ease.
    8:if a kids causing trouble near me i run out the door screaming like an extra from the opeing of the temple of doom and there gone in a flash.

    that all sia di have a mild addiction to dr. pepper.lol.

    just checked and someone, who wasnt brave enough to leave a message gave me bad rep for this,lol. someones worried

    you gotta love this fourm its like a lazier, more hippy like version of the zombie nation forum, only with more talk about snakes on a plane,lol.


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    Quote Originally Posted by hellsing
    just checked and someone, who wasnt brave enough to leave a message gave me bad rep for this,lol. someones worried

    you gotta love this fourm its like a lazier, more hippy like version of the zombie nation forum, only with more talk about snakes on a plane,lol.

    Holding your bladder for 30 hours straight is a good way to end up with Kidney problems or Prostate problems when you get older.
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    Either that or its some kind of hardcore 'extreme urination' these kids are into these days, what with their playstations and ASBOs and slack jeans

    Seriously though, Dj's right, 30 hours is damn abnormal and really not at all good for your health. It's like clicking your knuckles, it may be a cool gimmick for a while but you'll pay for it. I used to crack my knuckles all the time in high school, now the cartilege is half-gone and I get sore thumb joints now and then all because of some daft gimmick. I try not to crack my knuckles so much now, sometimes they just do it on their own though when I move my fingers after a period of stillness. It'd probably be a good idea to stop cracking my back over the back of this office chair too...

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    i stopped cracking my knuckles in 4th or 5th grade, id rather lose a leg than my left hand, im left handed by the way.


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    I don't think you will "lose" you hand, but you will lose mobility/dexterity with it. If you don't stop, you will have to cut down on those 10 hour masturbation sessions. j/k
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    I fall into every category.

    What is really scary is when your kid starts buying the same cds. My son walked in with AC/DC Back in Black. I bought it on 8 track the week it came out.

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    What freaked me out was while in Virginia filming the short film for 48 hour film fest I walked into a 7-11 to grab a soda and there was a 14 year old kid wearing a Pink Floyd - Dark side of the Moon T-Shirt.


    The kid wasn't even born when Dark Side was released.... WTF?
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    Quote Originally Posted by DjfunkmasterG
    What freaked me out was while in Virginia filming the short film for 48 hour film fest I walked into a 7-11 to grab a soda and there was a 14 year old kid wearing a Pink Floyd - Dark side of the Moon T-Shirt.


    The kid wasn't even born when Dark Side was released.... WTF?
    quality music knows no generation


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    Quote Originally Posted by erisi236
    quality music knows no generation
    But!, does he wear the shirt because he's a fan? or because That 70's Show character Hyde does and it's "cool".

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    laughing and crying crying and laughing

    I'm so sending that to half the people I know its too damn funny... thank god it doesn't apply to me at all yet but hey... cheers to it being me someday if I live that long!
    You smell that? That's the smell of spring, and I love it. You know what I love to do in spring? I love to come out into the woods, to walk amongst the budding trees, to smell and taste the hint of renewal that hovers in the air like a heady perfume, and to listen to the song of the birds who have returned from their long sojourn south. And bury the people I killed during the winter...

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