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    drag queens start fight at mcdonalds


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    jesus christ allmighty


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    Yeah, what Hellsing said.



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    That's hilarious. Hit with a wet floor sign!

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    i love the "kicked off their stilletto boots" part. that cracked me up.
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    Every time I glance at the title of this thread I think it reads drag queens fart at mcdonalds

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    Quote Originally Posted by MikePizzoff View Post
    Every time I glance at the title of this thread I think it reads drag queens fart at mcdonalds


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    well I guess guys will be girls...

    but there was this fight once at a dunkin donuts
    involving all these drag queens. they were wilding!

    this girl lana I was dating worked there
    and I was having coffee while she worked. it was about 2am
    and the gay/drag club let out and some of the ladies
    were not happy with each other. one of them pissed off lana and
    she told one of them something rude and he/she/it
    said " Im more of a woman then you'll ever be
    and more of a man then youll ever get"

    well she said "F*CK YOU, you godamn freak"
    and then picked up one of those big sugar dispensers
    made of glass and pitched it right at its head. whack!!
    blood and glass and sugar and an out cold
    man in a dress on the floor. I said good shot.

    she made me proud sometimes. then the cops come.
    and yes they do hang at donut shops so
    she knew the one who came in, a big black cop
    called "hot chocolate" (i swear that was what he told people
    to call him). so choc hauls the pretty thang up off
    the floor and pitches it into the wagon. another night
    at the donut shop.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kortick View Post
    a big black cop called "hot chocolate" (i swear that was what he told people to call him)
    A cop of hot chocolate?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MikePizzoff View Post
    Every time I glance at the title of this thread I think it reads drag queens fart at mcdonalds
    Originally Posted by EvilNed
    As a much wiser man than I once said: "We must stop the banning - or loose the war."

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    Quote Originally Posted by kortick View Post
    well I guess guys will be girls...

    but there was this fight once at a dunkin donuts
    involving all these drag queens. they were wilding!

    this girl lana I was dating worked there
    and I was having coffee while she worked. it was about 2am
    and the gay/drag club let out and some of the ladies
    were not happy with each other. one of them pissed off lana and
    she told one of them something rude and he/she/it
    said " Im more of a woman then you'll ever be
    and more of a man then youll ever get"

    well she said "F*CK YOU, you godamn freak"
    and then picked up one of those big sugar dispensers
    made of glass and pitched it right at its head. whack!!
    blood and glass and sugar and an out cold
    man in a dress on the floor. I said good shot.

    she made me proud sometimes. then the cops come.
    and yes they do hang at donut shops so
    she knew the one who came in, a big black cop
    called "hot chocolate" (i swear that was what he told people
    to call him). so choc hauls the pretty thang up off
    the floor and pitches it into the wagon. another night
    at the donut shop.
    Hey!, there isn't a wrestler called Mark Henry with this name too?. When he was young, in a fight, he sweared a jacket with this name. Good history, Kortick!.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Huescacho View Post
    Hey!, there isn't a wrestler called Mark Henry with this name too?. When he was young, in a fight, he sweared a jacket with this name. Good history, Kortick!.
    Sexual Chocolate

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    rofl, ok, I havn't read it yet, but the title alone is ****ing hilarious!

    I'm now going to proceed into the hilarity that is this article.


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    Quote Originally Posted by slickwilly13 View Post
    Sexual Chocolate
    LOLOLOLOLL
    I can see Eddie Murphy dressed like James Brown,with his hands out,
    microphone on the floor.
    (distant lone clapping)
    "Goodbye , I am gone."

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