Perverted Joke of the Day

[IRA_LCPL]

I have another Sock value joke ya. Kortick you should like this one Whats the best thing about a 12 year old girl in the shower???? Slick her hair back and you get a 9 year old boy

[clanglee]

It' sinking to the lowest levels purely for shock rather than actually using any intelligence or actual real humour. It's using children and babies for no other reason than these are the easiest way to get an emotional response, As such I find them 'lazy' as well as distateful... So basically they are the joke version of Steven Speilburg movies? The jokes I always felt bad about laughing at were the Challenger jokes. They are kinda dated now, but here goes. . . jokes about the Space Shuttle Challenger disaster. "What were the last words heard on the radio before the Challenger blew up?" "What's this button do?" or "No No, I said Bud light!!" "How did they know one of the crew members had dandruf?" They found their head and shoulders on the beach. "What color were Christy McCullough's eyes?" Blue-one blew this way, one blew that way.

[Tricky]

whats blue & f*cks old ladies? hypothermia

[Andy]

This thread is sick. absolutly sick. When is a fairy a goblin? When she has a cock in her mouth LOL read it out loud to yourself..

[Danny]

just heard a bad one today what the difference between a rape and murder victim and Madelyn meckan? NOTHING.

[clanglee]

Ok. . . I am being forced to do this. . . it's on all your heads. . . . Helen Keller Joke Time: "How Did Hellen Keller's parents punish her?" Rearranged the furnature or Left the plunger in the toilet or Put her in a room with stucco walls, and tell her to read them "Helen is hanging from a cliff about to fall, why is she only holding on with one hand?" She was yelling for help with the other. "Why was helen's leg yellow?" Her dog was blind too. "Why did her dog run away?" You would too if your name was "Agghhhh-LArgh AAAhhh RaGH!!!!"

[Danny]

It's been said Harold Shipman was a bit of a lady killer, maybe thats got something to do with the fact that he's well hung!

[Tricky]

9 out of 10 people say gang rape is a good thing...

[SymphonicX]

9 out of 10 people say gang rape is a good thing... Oh dear God....that made me laugh.... The one about the girl in the shower was EVIL too...jesus...how do people think of this ****? And the one about Maddy....man that was purely wrong...hahaha Anecdotally, got a friend who's got the same sense of humour as me...he was at work and a conversation was struck up about what was in the portguese kebab shop just down the road, and he replied with one word: "Madelline?" Cue an angry looking, totally offended group of people staring at him...he said "guess I'm on my own then" hahaha This one is relatively clean by comparison: Saddamn Hussein's son comes back from the shops with all the food piled awkwardly up in his hands, looking shocked, Saddam asks him "why are you carrying all the shopping?" His son looks over to him and replies: "because there's no bagh-dad"

[CornishCorpse]

Whats worse than finding a worm in youre apple? Rape. So three blondes are sitting at a bar talking about a the night before when they had gone out drinking. The first blonde says " I was so wasted last night guys! When I got home I blew chunks" the other two laugh and the second blonde says " thats nothing I never made it home, I ended up stripping for the old boys after everyone else left" the three blonde shakes her head and pushes herself into the conversation " Yeah well screw you two lightweights, I ended up throwing up and dancing on the table" the first blonde shakes her head and says " guys guys, chunks is my dog".

[Tricky]

I wanked over a blind girl yesterday. She never saw me coming.

[Mike70]

why is it called PMS? because "mad cow disease" was already taken.

[LoSTBoY]

Got one for ya. A Priest is up in his bedroom having a wank. After he finishes he realizes the window cleaner has watched the whole thing. Completely embarrassed, he cleans up and goes down stairs, someone knocks on the door and the Priest answers to the grinning window cleaner. "I've done your windows father. That'll be £100." Says the cleaner with a wink. Hurriedly, the Priest pays him & shuts the door. The house keeper who has been listening yelled: "£100? For 4 small windows? That boy must have seen you coming!"

[Mike70]

your sister is like a shotgun, one cock and she'll blow.

[Tricky]

A tramp walks into a jewellers, puts his hands down his trousers and starts fingering his arsehole. The sales assistant shouts at him 'Stop what you're doing and get out!' The tramp says 'You want to make your ****ing minds up, you've a sign on the window says come inside and pick your ring in comfort.'