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    Kevin Smith goes Porn... Wally Balls is born

    KS's new flick, Zack and Miri make a Porno is about to begin filming and the newest edition to the cast is none other than the talentless HO mentioned in this article.

    http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/hr/...29cd1fd5139889
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    Well it IS a movie about porn...

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    Been following this since the first announcement, been chomping at the bit since then too.

    Can't wait to see it, hopefully they'll do vlogs like they did with Clerks 2.

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    Wally Balls?

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    Ummmmm Traci Lords doesn't really have to have talent man. She became famous for f@cking. She ate more c#ck than Colonel Sanders. All Before the age of 18 I might add.
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    Quote Originally Posted by clanglee View Post
    Ummmmm Traci Lords doesn't really have to have talent man. She became famous for f@cking. She ate more c#ck than Colonel Sanders. All Before the age of 18 I might add.
    I'm ashamed to say, I still have one or two of those videos. I was crazy about her when I was a teenager and never had the heart to ditch those videos. The only porn I own, in fact.

    I'm up for seeing this, sounds pretty good!

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    I hope Jason Lee gets to poke his head in at some point in a cameo, considering he doesn't have any Earl to film at the moment.

    *fingers crossed for Zack & Miri vlogs*

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    This new Kevin Smith film, along with "The Road", is being shot in Pittsburgh. The productions in Pittsburgh are starting to pick up. I wonder if Romero will ever come back to the 'Burgh for a future film?

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    New Trailer. It's red band which means it's vulgar. So don't see it unless you're 17 or older.


    http://movies.ign.com/dor/objects/96...lr_082908.html


    Lawrence of a Labia. Best porn name EVER.
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    This actually looks funny. I may see this in theaters, as opposed to waiting for DVD like I planned.
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    I've been wanting to check this out since I heard the title, I knew it was gonna be cool, and it looks really good from the trailer in a "good in the trailer, good in the cinema, good on DVD" way.

    And also - woohoo for Monroeville Mall & Monroeville Zombies.

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    I have the Hokcey Jersey they were selling. For $60 it was a rip. The maertial was kind of cheap and not Hockey Jersey quality, but it looks cool with the artwork.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DjfunkmasterG View Post
    I have the Hokcey Jersey they were selling. For $60 it was a rip. The maertial was kind of cheap and not Hockey Jersey quality, but it looks cool with the artwork.
    I'd buy one if I could get one within Britain.

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    I think they do ship overseas
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    This was meant to be the US poster, but the dickweeds at the MPAA said it's too bad and little kids would be confused. So now it's a special poster for Canada, because apparently they don't their heads up their asses like we do here....

    Come on....you know a little kid would never notice this. I love it though. Simple, yet effective and funny.

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    I was wondering what the fuss was about until I scrolled down a smidge, then I noticed...chuckled...then though "what a bunch of retarded prudes" about whoever banned it. I mean come on - a kit will NOT 'get' that, AT ALL.

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    Deej - indeed, but then there's the stupid amounts of cash you end up paying for international delivery, hence wishing there was a British stockist of their merch...at least a European stockist anyway.

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