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  1. 23-Feb-2008 #1
    acealive1
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    he's stretching here.....

    http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080222/...dbye_keyboards




    might as well tell us elvis is still alive
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    I am more literate typing than I am speaking...Hmm imagine how written language will change when it is only spoken things that are recorded....and imagine how that will then effect spoken language over generations....
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  3. 23-Feb-2008 #3
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    gates takes a leap every few years. last time he said infrared keyboards would rule over conventional ones and that never happened
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    In five years, Microsoft expects more Internet searches to be done through speech than through typing on a keyboard.
    Well, as long as the speech recognition software can understand the words, 'cream', 'whipped' and 'lesbian', I'm good!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Neil View Post
    Well, as long as the speech recognition software can understand the words, 'cream', 'whipped' and 'lesbian', I'm good!
    damnit, you beat me to it Neil. As a point to add, I'd toss in the words "big tats", "stuffed", and "Canadian Jackhammer".
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    Yeah, 'lesbian' is an essential word.
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    Quote Originally Posted by acealive1 View Post
    might as well tell us elvis is still alive
    He's not?!
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  8. 24-Feb-2008 #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by SRP76 View Post
    He's not?!

    actually he just went home


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    Quote Originally Posted by SRP76 View Post
    He's not?!
    You didn't know? He died right after defeating a mummy with JFK in a Texas retirement home. Learn your history man
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    Quote Originally Posted by zombie04 View Post
    You didn't know? He died right after defeating a mummy with JFK in a Texas retirement home. Learn your history man
    no he didn't. elvis, marilyn monroe and jimmy hoffa are all living in a secret bunker in anarctica and helping col. sanders rule the world via mind control satellites.
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    Quote Originally Posted by scipio70 View Post
    no he didn't. elvis, marilyn monroe and jimmy hoffa are all living in a secret bunker in anarctica and helping col. sanders rule the world via mind control satellites.
    you forgot dennis rodman
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    What About The Lesbians
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    Quote Originally Posted by zombie04 View Post
    You didn't know? He died right after defeating a mummy with JFK in a Texas retirement home. Learn your history man
    I feel the need to correct you in one place here...it was JFKs brain put in a black man...Great Movie!!!
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    Err...weren't we supposed to be using Cyberpunk virtual reality equipment by now?


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    so... text-talk, eh? what will they think of next? chocolate cereal? automatic garage door cleaners? fur sinks?
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