paranormal restrianing orders

[Danny]

http://paranormalrestrainingorders.com/

.....i guarantee that someone actually bought one of these to keep the devil away or something, statistically its gotta have happened at least once with the sheer world crazy ratio there is today.

[kortick]

does it work on evil living girlfriends
who should be in hell but aren't?

[MikePizzoff]

Dude, I'm about to order one to keep this so called person named "God" the hell away from me.

Also, these are quite obviously tongue-in-cheek so I'm sure just about 99% of people that visit the site realize that and they probably do an okay amount of business.