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Neil
14-Mar-2008, 10:04 AM
http://news.uk.msn.com/Article.aspx?cp-documentid=7792436

clanglee
14-Mar-2008, 10:25 AM
:stunned:


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MinionZombie
14-Mar-2008, 01:28 PM
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http://bbs.chinadaily.com.cn/attachments/month_0603/wtf_cat.jpg.w300h371_HeOTTJstzM5Z.jpg

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http://www.all4humor.com/images/files/WTF%20LOL.jpg

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Need I picture tag more to express my exasperation?!

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Also, that bunny is cute ... I want one ... :D ... and I actually like that license plate. :p

bassman
14-Mar-2008, 01:49 PM
Her skin grew around the seat?!?!? That's a disturbing image.

For some reason I'm reminded of Lethal Weapon 2...

Khardis
14-Mar-2008, 04:51 PM
http://news.uk.msn.com/Article.aspx?cp-documentid=7792436

Only in the US? you trolling Neil?

Mike70
14-Mar-2008, 04:55 PM
that is one of the craziest god damn things i have ever read. two years!! wow.

both suffering from "diminished mental capacity" - no sheyat.

capncnut
14-Mar-2008, 05:29 PM
Only in the US? you trolling Neil?
Well, I've never heard of these things happening anywhere else.

In fact, I think the U.S. is the only place where you can get a pair of jeans in a store that's over a 40"
waist. :rolleyes:

clanglee
14-Mar-2008, 08:56 PM
So there's not fat british people then. . right? :rolleyes: Our inbreds are poor, true. Your's ruled the country for hundreds of years!!! ;)

Mike70
14-Mar-2008, 09:51 PM
So there's not fat british people then. . right? :rolleyes: Our inbreds are poor, true. Your's ruled the country for hundreds of years!!! ;)

no didn't you know that all europeans are cognac sipping, worldly philosophers each with several advanced university degrees.

Kaos
15-Mar-2008, 05:13 AM
Well, I've never heard of these things happening anywhere else.

Dude, then you don't read much. The most bizarre stories I see coming from any country is Germany...hands down.

It usually involves a mummified corpse or cannibalism. :shifty:

capncnut
15-Mar-2008, 06:05 AM
Dude, then you don't read much. The most bizarre stories I see coming from any country is Germany...hands down.

It usually involves a mummified corpse or cannibalism. :shifty:
Of course, but overweight people fusing with toilet seats is what I was on about and not bizarre stuff in general.

Hell, your country's biggest musical icon, Elvis Presley, went the same way. Well, sorta...

MinionZombie
15-Mar-2008, 12:57 PM
Stepping in here...personally, if someone mentioned a 'fat person fused to something' story, I'd automatically think "America"...other stories I'd not be so quick to stereotype, but everytime I hear of some hugely obese person fusing to their sofa (or in this case bog) or having to be carted out of their house - VIA A REMOVED WALL - it's always in America.

This isn't anti-America at all, so don't be twisting my words. I've got no beef with America, or at very least, no more beef than any other country (the whole 'popular to hate America' thing amongst sixth formers in this country just sickens me, it's just lame ... like wannabe goths (like those on South Park :lol:)

Anyway...where was I? Erm ... aye, for stories involving grossly obese people, my mind does automatically think of America as that's usually where those stories originate from...not all the time, but the ones I remember do.

Hmmm...

As for cannibalism, aye, I'd probably automatically think Germany now ... cos of that nutter a while back.

Kaos
15-Mar-2008, 04:29 PM
Hell, your country's biggest musical icon, Elvis Presley, went the same way. Well, sorta...

Hehehehehehehe..... If Elvis had fused to the toilet.... that might have been ....well....awesome.... hunched over....fused to a toilet.... with a fried peanut butter and banana sandwich hanging out his maw.:hyper:

MaximusIncredulous
15-Mar-2008, 05:07 PM
Two years stuck to the head. How the heck did she keep her legs from numbing up?

Danny
15-Mar-2008, 05:20 PM
Stepping in here...personally, if someone mentioned a 'fat person fused to something' story, I'd automatically think "America"...other stories I'd not be so quick to stereotype, but everytime I hear of some hugely obese person fusing to their sofa (or in this case bog) or having to be carted out of their house - VIA A REMOVED WALL - it's always in America.

This isn't anti-America at all, so don't be twisting my words. I've got no beef with America, or at very least, no more beef than any other country (the whole 'popular to hate America' thing amongst sixth formers in this country just sickens me, it's just lame ... like wannabe goths (like those on South Park :lol:)

Anyway...where was I? Erm ... aye, for stories involving grossly obese people, my mind does automatically think of America as that's usually where those stories originate from...not all the time, but the ones I remember do.

Hmmm...

As for cannibalism, aye, I'd probably automatically think Germany now ... cos of that nutter a while back.

uh-huh, same here, unfortunatley, though caninibalism brings russia to mind for some reason, possibly from that old cold war urban legend.

Khardis
15-Mar-2008, 05:45 PM
http://news.uk.msn.com/Article.aspx?cp-documentid=7792436


Well, I've never heard of these things happening anywhere else.

In fact, I think the U.S. is the only place where you can get a pair of jeans in a store that's over a 40"
waist. :rolleyes:

Yeah, we are fat.. but at least we matter.

capncnut
15-Mar-2008, 07:43 PM
Hehehehehehehe..... If Elvis had fused to the toilet.... that might have been ....well....awesome.... hunched over....fused to a toilet.... with a fried peanut butter and banana sandwich hanging out his maw.:hyper:
"Uhhh..."

<thonk>

"...thank you vury much." :D


Yeah, we are fat.. but at least we matter.
To who? McDonalds?

AcesandEights
15-Mar-2008, 08:23 PM
Sorry, but I did a search for articles related to this, read a few and I think there's more to this than just a fat person who decided to stay on a toilet seat for 2 years. Maybe a fat, mentally ill person.

Also, most of Western culture is grappling with an upswing in obesity.

kortick
15-Mar-2008, 09:15 PM
First off

Khardis...
its "we may be FATTER...but we matter"
you must learn to use the rhyming technique.

And cap you must live in
the anorexic or bulimic part of
the city, (we just have junkies
that keeps you naturally slender),
cuz i went on Google and found TONs of stores
in the UK that had Jeans 40"-60" waist sized.

http://www.highandmighty.co.uk/invt/1912127
this one little nothing store has 24 locations
and claims business is thriving. One of many listed.

Hey fat english people want jeans too.

and you guys were dumb enough to
actually let mcdonalds into your country.

And yeah Kaos its not fair to
make us compete with the
germans. neither the english or
the americans can be that sick.
those people are too far out of
our leagues. they can't play.
like letting michael jordan play hoops on a high school team.

I am sorry but i want the prize of having the most
weird and awful people. Hell i'd invite
them over my house and let them visit.
what a party. imagine when the cops show up
for that one....

Oh and for the record, I dont think Neil was trying
to insult you Khardis. More like his way of expressing
disbief. He should have known that choice of words
would have gone up...err....someones...ass.

Khardis
15-Mar-2008, 10:02 PM
"Uhhh..."

<thonk>

"...thank you vury much." :D


To who? McDonalds?

McDonalds and the Global Political scene.