AvP:Requiem - the follow-up complain-a-thon...

[MinionZombie]

http://deadshed.blogspot.com/2008/04/avp-requiem.html

Ugh ... it's far worse than I remember it being. Dear-dear-dear.:rant:

[3pidemiC]

Bleh...

It was really bad. I think that I might even be more pissed off after seeing this film that I was for the original.


Acting and Dialogue were awful.
"Homages" to the previous films were poorly done and obvious.
Every single character was bad. I wanted to see them all die.
Action sequences that you would have to to put into slow-motion to action comprehend.
A story that had no development whatsoever.
A female soldier that somehow knows how to drive an ATV and fly a hospital (not-military) helicopter without problems.
Random civilians that know how to use military weapons upon their first try.
A guy that can somehow figure out how to use the predator's shoulder cannon/pistol and use it in under 30 seconds.
A guy that get stabbed in the chest with the tail of the predalien and lives and really doesn't seem to be that injured either.
The fights between the aliens and predators lasted roughly 5 to 10 seconds.
Characters that were obviously placed there just for random kills.
A horrible government-coverup tie-in.
Aliens can somehow create an entire hive in about 5 minutes.
A disgraceful tie in the the older Alien films with Ms. Yutani (Weyland-Yutani).


I probably could think of more, but I'm a tad irritated right now...

[MinionZombie]

There was also the fight between the Predator and the Predalien. After a bit of a scuffle, the Predator pwns the Predalien with ease ... why bother ... then they all get blown up, sigh.