if these don't get a chuckle out of you...

[Mike70]

better check your pulse.

first one is a night clerk calling 911 to report a man whose penis is stuck in the pump of the pool. dude had been there for 3 hours.

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an old lady can't get her bottle of beer opened so she calls the police to come and help her.

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a guy gets his girlfriends vibrator stuck in his butt and calls 911.

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this lady (who sounds heavily medicated) calls 911 because she thinks her son is carrying a cobalt bomb in his balls.

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[bassman]

Wow. That lady in the testicles call sounds like she's f*cked up.

I think the pool pump is the best. Seems like I remember seeing a video of that guy getting his junk stuck in the pump...

[MikePizzoff]

Wow. That lady in the testicles call sounds like she's f*cked up.


Sounds like?!

[Mike70]

Sounds like?!

like i said, she sounds heavily medicated. whatever she is high on it certainly isn't life. perhaps xanax? valium? a heavy dose of oxycontin?