2 Girls 1 Cup

[Neil]

:hurl::hurl:

Why? Why? WHY?

[MinionZombie]

Neil! What on earth are you - a man with children and a missus - doing watching such filthy filth?! :D

lol ... it's gross, but I didn't vomit or anything ... I guess I found the vomit part worse, just because people being sick is a smidge like someone yawning near you ... you suddenly have to yawn ... if that makes any sense.

Why? This is why:

http://n2.cdn.spikedhumor.com/1/585000/135704_thank_god_for_the_internet_1.jpg

[Neil]

Neil! What on earth are you - a man with children and a missus - doing watching such filthy filth?! :D

lol ... it's gross, but I didn't vomit or anything ...

Maybe I didn't make by point clearly enough...

BUT WHY? :stunned:

[MikePizzoff]

You're just now seeing this? It's been around for so long that I figured if someone hasn't seen it by this point they'd know better not to watch it.

[Danny]

ive seen the reactions and thats eough for me thanks

[clanglee]

I have, thus far, avoided watching this. :stunned: Thank the baby Jesus.:D

[ProfessorChaos]

yeah, i've not seen it either. don't plan on it anytime soon.

the part in cky2k (i think) where that dude throws up in a glass and then drinks it is bad enough, i can't imagine throwing fecal matter into the mix...even if it is with two nude chicks. are the girls remotely attractive? not that it matters, just curious.

[mista_mo]

it looks like whipped cream for gods sake.

if your going to make a scat film at least make it seem real. I didn't get disgusted by it simply because i have never seen a **** that looked like that before.

[Neil]

What I don't understand is how this is suppose to be sexually arousing? I'm just bemused...


Worst still is stuff covered in a documentary last night - 'crushing fetish' videos. Imaging women basically slowing standing on kittens to crush and kill them over several minutes - I kid you not.

Or in one case a man sticking his woopsydoo through a hole in a board of wood and a mouse then being placed next to it (on the wood). A women then crushes/mashes the mouse up with her foot and the 'remains' are then wipes all over his item...

FFS! What is going on????? Argh! :annoyed:

Needless to say, in the case of videos in question here, the people involved were all locked up! But what makes people want this sort of stuff, and how do people fine other people who are into it? It's not like you can advertise for people who like mashed up mice pasted over their bits?


I suppose the upshot of all this is some people have some very VERY scary ideas of erotica!

[capncnut]

You really are a dark horse, Neil. :D

[MinionZombie]

Ah Neil, you watched the Tabloidy-titled "LAWLESS BRITAIN: EXTREME PORN" on Bravo as well eh?

Aye I watched that, it's an odd show. It goes all anti-whatever it's 'discussing', but the entire purpose of the show is to show as much as they possibly can of whatever the subject is, so it's all a bit hypocritical with extremely adjective-ridden rhetoric mixed in with the justifiably condemning parts - such as that 'squish video' segment - ABSOLUTELY ABOMINABLE. No two ways about it.

Then they went on about the whole Longhurst thing, clearly that guy was just disturbed already, porn didn't make him do it, if anything it delayed him doing it. I'm always of the mind, that if somebody is capable of something like that, they'd have done it regardless of what they watched, how often they watched it or whatever.

So like I said, some justifiable commentary in that show, but it's surrounded by so much exploitation of the subject at hand as well as some grossly tabloid adjective slinging.

There was another one about bare knuckle boxing and it was just an hour of videos of people like Brad Pitt's character in Snatch beating each other up ... ... it's all a bit 'have your cake and eat it too' with that series of 'documentaries' to me.

[Neil]

Ah Neil, you watched the Tabloidy-titled "LAWLESS BRITAIN: EXTREME PORN" on Bravo as well eh?

Aye I watched that, it's an odd show. It goes all anti-whatever it's 'discussing', but the entire purpose of the show is to show as much as they possibly can of whatever the subject is, so it's all a bit hypocritical with extremely adjective-ridden rhetoric mixed in with the justifiably condemning parts - such as that 'squish video' segment - ABSOLUTELY ABOMINABLE. No two ways about it.

Then they went on about the whole Longhurst thing, clearly that guy was just disturbed already, porn didn't make him do it, if anything it delayed him doing it. I'm always of the mind, that if somebody is capable of something like that, they'd have done it regardless of what they watched, how often they watched it or whatever.

So like I said, some justifiable commentary in that show, but it's surrounded by so much exploitation of the subject at hand as well as some grossly tabloid adjective slinging.

There was another one about bare knuckle boxing and it was just an hour of videos of people like Brad Pitt's character in Snatch beating each other up ... ... it's all a bit 'have your cake and eat it too' with that series of 'documentaries' to me.

Yeh, that's the one I think - Flicking around sky and turned over to find them covering that 'crushing fettish' thing... Didn't stick with the rest of it...

[MinionZombie]

It's like those shows on BBC1, "Traffic Cops" and such, it's all criminals kicking off and you'd rather not watch it, but you end up watching it for some reason ... probably to see someone get nicked and look like a right pwned n00b on camera. :p

[Danny]

You really are a dark horse, Neil. :D

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y91/khazrak/180px-PhilHardingArchaeologist.jpg

Niel yew doirt-e burst-ard!

your acts of depraved sexual exploration has driven phil hardman to the drink niel!, think about what your doing?!?!

[kortick]

This stuff is not new, its just more
widely available on the net.

i remember many many years ago watching a
squashing video, naked ladies in high heels
squashing bugs and vermin.

and one video had this guy with his unit on a
flat table top and this lady took a hammer and pounded a
nail right thru the top of it into the table top
then she turned the hammer around and ripppppped
that nail out with the claw end.

that got a round of applause from everyone
truly memorable.
like a septic tank explosion it has to
be seen to be appreciated.

and we wont even get into scat
ill spare you that much

it just comes down to
'some people dont like a little but a lot
of erotomania'

its always been around.
i had a freind who used to steal tapes
from a new york police department evidence room
back in the 80s and this stuff was way worse
than this tame stuff i am seeing.

its just more available now thats all.
is really that simple.

and that is why.

[Neil]

This stuff is not new, its just more
widely available on the net.

i remember many many years ago watching a
squashing video, naked ladies in high heels
squashing bugs and vermin.

and one video had this guy with his unit on a
flat table top and this lady took a hammer and pounded a
nail right thru the top of it into the table top
then she turned the hammer around and ripppppped
that nail out with the claw end.

that got a round of applause from everyone
truly memorable.
like a septic tank explosion it has to
be seen to be appreciated.

and we wont even get into scat
ill spare you that much

it just comes down to
'some people dont like a little but a lot
of erotomania'

its always been around.
i had a freind who used to steal tapes
from a new york police department evidence room
back in the 80s and this stuff was way worse
than this tame stuff i am seeing.

its just more available now thats all.
is really that simple.

and that is why.

Was that a poem? It's formatted like one :)

[capncnut]

and we wont even get into scat
ill spare you that much
Can't beat a bit of scat, man. :D

mpHLEm9-0bg

[MinionZombie]

Can't beat a bit of scat, man. :D

mpHLEm9-0bg
Mid-90's flashback-o-rama! :D

That track rocks. :) I remember lulzing when I discovered what the 'other meaning' of scat was, afterwards and forever since, I can't listen to that song without laughing.

Yeah mate, I bet you're the scatman, you doirty barsturd...:lol::p

[Legion2213]

Yeah mate, I bet you're the scatman, you doirty barsturd...:lol::p

:lol: Jesus! I nearly spat a mouthfull of tea all over me keyboard then. :lol:

[bassman]

So I guess this "other meaning" is perverted? I've only heard of the word being used as a type of singing....

[capncnut]

I bet you're the scatman, you doirty barsturd...:lol::p
How come everyones talking like Phil Harding? The barsturds...


So I guess this "other meaning" is perverted?
Yes, scat films are s**t flicks. Not like Dawn 04 and Day 08 but like real s**t flicks. S**tting in all forms be it woman, man or animal. Rubbing oneself in s**t, masturbating in s**t, eating s**t - it's all scat, man. :dead:

[Danny]

How come everyones talking like Phil Harding? The barsturds...


Yes, scat films are s**t flicks. Not like Dawn 04 and Day 08 but like real s**t flicks. S**tting in all forms be it woman, man or animal. Rubbing oneself in s**t, masturbating in s**t, eating s**t - it's all scat, man. :dead:

its official, cap;'s scatman cruthers.

[capncnut]

its official, cap;'s scatman cruthers.
More like Scatman Smothers. :sneaky:

http://www.stephenking.ru/movies/images/thumbnails/shining/dick.jpg

"I can remember when I was a little boy. My grandmother and I could hold conversations entirely without ever opening our mouths. She called it "shiteing." And for a long time, I thought it was just the two of us that had the shite to us. Just like you probably thought you was the only one. But there are other folks, though mostly they don't know it, or don't believe it. How long have you been able to do it?" :D

[kortick]

Was that a poem? It's formatted like one :)

Oh lord do I have to go thru this again?
with new members I can understand it but...

ok
I have an eye problem that makes it difficult for
me to read long strings of words.
I get dizzy and my eyes dont drop to the next line
and i read the same line over and over.
when i was little i used to read with my finger on the page
until the teacher kept hitting me for doing it.

its not poetic form, its not a way to be cool
the retinas of my eyes are slowly disolving
so I type in a way that makes it easy for me to read.

simple as that.

now scat.
it is actually a short version of a true
scientific term: scatology. it is not a made up thing.

sca·tol·o·gy – the study of or preoccupation with excrement or obscenity.

so these people are actually scientists doing field
research.

[MinionZombie]

More like Scatman Smothers. :sneaky:

http://www.stephenking.ru/movies/images/thumbnails/shining/dick.jpg

"I can remember when I was a little boy. My grandmother and I could hold conversations entirely without ever opening our mouths. She called it "shiteing." And for a long time, I thought it was just the two of us that had the shite to us. Just like you probably thought you was the only one. But there are other folks, though mostly they don't know it, or don't believe it. How long have you been able to do it?" :D
Superb, Sir. :D

I always figured that guy was freaky, you can tell he likes to get doity.

[Tricky]

Ohhh my WORD!2 girls 1 cup is so old it can be seen in cave paintings!still 'orrid though :dead:

[ProfessorChaos]

i once knew a guy with a kick-ass setup for his computer and he had a dvd burning program on it, as well as a downloading service with a gigantic hard-drive...

he would allow people to download any form of pornography (aside from kiddie stuff) and burn dvd's out of it, then charge a couple of bucks for his services. when he decided to finally clean his hard drive up, there was so much disturbing stuff (scat videos, preggers perversions, violent gang bangs, salad-tossing)

pretty crazy what some people prefer to get their rocks off:stunned:

[capncnut]

I always figured that guy was freaky, you can tell he likes to get doity.
You seen them bandy legs of his when he walks through the Overlook at the end of the flick? Looks like he's strangling a doity ole tortoise head. :lol:


its official, cap;'s scatman cruthers.
Jus' call me Capn Scat. Although that's Kortick's forte really, he loves a good ole s**tfest. Just ask him, he sends out turds to people as presents.