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Neil
25-Apr-2008, 08:49 AM
He'll still be in prison when it's released next year...

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0829176/

MinionZombie
25-Apr-2008, 10:21 AM
If he's a cursed gunslinger sort who's victims come back as zeds ... just stop shooting people. :D

Also, the Writer/Director's last name is "Goth" ... lulz were had ... :p

What an unfortunately naff name ... or super-cool name, if you dig all that stuff.

Ah well ... aye, heard about Snipes getting banged up. Celebs can get away with loads of things ... except paying their taxes, cos that means MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY ... MONEY!

Geophyrd
25-Apr-2008, 12:13 PM
Even if the Gallowwalker actually manages to make his living as an undead zombie gunslinger, he will probably still refuse to pay his taxes.

FoodFight
25-Apr-2008, 03:49 PM
Just as the old adage states.....the only things that are certain are death and taxes.

clanglee
25-Apr-2008, 07:37 PM
Just as the old adage states.....the only things that are certain are death and taxes.


:lol::lol::lol:
Excellent!!!

Yojimbo
26-Apr-2008, 12:41 AM
Only thing I could ever stand Snipes in was "To Wong Fu"

clanglee
29-Apr-2008, 08:58 PM
Only thing I could ever stand Snipes in was "To Wong Fu"

Come on man!!! What about New Jack City?!?!?!

Mike70
29-Apr-2008, 09:17 PM
here are a few pics and the trailer. from the look of the trailer and the production stills this movie has the stink of straight to dvd on it - though with snipes in it, this will probably end up in theaters for a week or two.

http://web.mac.com/dlfilm/production_stills/gallowwalker/gw_65_tn.jpg

http://web.mac.com/dlfilm/production_stills/gallowwalker/gw_126_tn.jpg

the trailer:
http://www.gallowwalker.com/gallowwalker_trailer/

on a side note: this trailer crashed the hell out of firefox like 4 times in a row. wouldn't work until i fired it up on safari.

Publius
30-Apr-2008, 02:12 PM
Worked fine in IE. But yeah, it looked like straight to DVD.

axlish
30-Apr-2008, 02:24 PM
The first Blade was an amazing piece of CGI laden cinema, giving us a nice dark preview to what the Matrix films would improve upon. Blade 2 and 3 were disappointing. He was awesome in White Men Can't Jump and Wildcats but the rest of his work is pretty weak. Keep your head up Wesley!

MinionZombie
30-Apr-2008, 05:36 PM
Blade 1 was quite good, I thought Blade 2 was utter trash - even watched it a second time to see if I'd made a mistake, but nope, still think it sucks.

Blade 3 was better, but still limp.

DubiousComforts
30-Apr-2008, 06:24 PM
Blade 1 was quite good, I thought Blade 2 was utter trash - even watched it a second time to see if I'd made a mistake, but nope, still think it sucks.
Vampire action heroes are almost as ridiculous as zombie action heroes.

The only reason that anyone watches Underworld is on the slim chance they might catch some Kate Beckinsale tit.

MinionZombie
30-Apr-2008, 07:59 PM
I dug Underworld, got the DVD and saw it in the cinema ... Underworld 2 was awful.

Kate Beckinsale is fit though. :D Underworld wasn't anything special, a bit daft at times, but over the piece I enjoyed it ... but #2 was so boring, drab and such ... I just couldn't give a single arse about it.

Yojimbo
30-Apr-2008, 08:25 PM
Come on man!!! What about New Jack City?!?!?!

OK, maybe New Jack City too, but he was a little clunky there as the cop, but, White Men, yeah, it wasn't bad so I will give you those two. Still, both of those efforts do not rise to his transvestite routine where he was clearly decent. I think that he shines better in that role than the others.

clanglee
01-May-2008, 05:39 AM
As the cop?!?!? Nino Brown Mutha F@#ka!! :D

DEAD BEAT
08-May-2008, 09:07 PM
He'll still be in prison when it's released next year...

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0829176/


He just got through with a similar movie!

PLOT: a washed up actor (Snipes) gets attacked by blood sucking IRS agents whom he thought would pretend to be blind because he was Wesley Snipes, now its up to him and a band of not so powerful attorneys to keep himself from gettin' bent over and fist fu#@ed in jail!:D

AcesandEights
10-May-2008, 12:35 AM
Ok, since I was having trouble with my home internet connection last week I hadn't gotten a look at the trailer till now. Now, after seeing it, all I can say is this looks spectacularly bad! Emphasis on the spectacular part. I know it'll be cheesy, but I actually want to see this film...:shifty: