Don't let this happen to you!

[FoodFight]

http://www.reuters.com/article/newsOne/idUSN2319603620080423

[Mike70]

ugh that hurts my parts, to quote a DOTD alum.

on a serious side - crazy and weird story. nutty world we live in huh?

[dannoofthedead]

WEINER THIEVES!!!
Is there nothing sacred anymore?

So the larger question (bypassing the obvious phallic jokes) is what if any topical poisons can shrink the penis to the point where it looks to have vanished? The report said that the supposed penis thieves touched some of the victims (again avoiding the pecker puns) to work their black magic.

I'm still just astounded that you can have that many people so convinced that "magic" is responsible for their penis vanishing. I don't know why this surpises me, but it does. Oh well, I still have my penis and thats all that really matters to me. But for how long, I mean, will any of us truly be safe as long as this penis thief or thieves are on the loose?