Porn of the Dead

[clanglee]

I'm not gonna post a link ( cause I think that might be against site rules),but oh my God!! :stunned:

I sort of, ummm, stumbled upon this little movie and well. . . um. . just google it yourselves. It's a combination of two of my favorite genres that should never have been combined.

I like Tomato sauce and I like peanut butter, but I would never combine the two because that would be gross. And so is this movie. :barf:









Good for a few uncomfortable laughs tho.

[AnxietyDilemma]

I saw it about a year ago and distributed it amongst some of my friends. I've since deleted it.

Hardcore Zombie Porn to a Death Metal Soundtrack, including the band Decapitated. I never thought I'd see the day.

[clanglee]

Yup that's the one. I for one never connected burp metal to porn anyways, you know?

[capncnut]

What's next? Night Of The Giving Head? :D

[clanglee]

:lol::lol:

Oh that's in the movie.

There's the giving and the . . um. . taking. :eek:

[capncnut]

Does it star Duane Bones, Queef Wayne or Kyra Schlong? :D

[clanglee]

Oh my, you are the master. I bow to your comedic wiles sir. :lol:

[capncnut]

Oh my, you are the master. I bow to your comedic wiles sir. :lol:
I think I woke up on the funny side of the bed this morning. :lol:

[clanglee]

I never get to do that. My wife sleeps on that side.

[mista_mo]

Holy hell, that was awesome.

gotta watch more for the story.

[capncnut]

Good for a few uncomfortable laughs tho.
I like the chick who shoves the cross up her ass...

...best place for it. :D

I saw a porn flick years ago which emulated Night Of The Living Dead (actually I was sure it was called Night Of The Giving Head but I can't find any info under that name). Had a couple walking through the cemetery where they were attacked by a zombie with his donger hanging out. Proper massive it was. Male died and the chick starts blowing the zomb. He has her all over the graveyard until the zomb shoots his load over this tombstone and it trickles down to the earth. Next minute, undead hands pop up from out of the grass (like the zombload was some sort of evil juice) and the music starts playing a tune like Thriller. Anyone seen this? :lol:

[Neil]

I like Tomato sauce and I like peanut butter, but I would never combine the twoYour are my hero of the day for that analogy :) :D

[Legion2213]

I don't know what is more disturbing....the fact that this movie was made, or the fact that I am currently, erm "acquiring" it.

It's a sick, sick world we live in. :D

[xopher]

Has anyone seen the trailer for Zombie Strippers, an honest to God REAL R-Rated movie starring Jenna Jameson? If not, you can catch the trailer for it at Apple Computers website. Not sure what to make of it yet. Looks more like a movie for the Grindhouse fan, rather than the dedicated Zombie fan.

[Staredge]

That is just.....ummm. Wow. :stunned:

[ZombieGrrL]

Wow.

I'll stick to ordinary porn, thanks! :P

[bd2999]

Never heard of this one but have seen Erotic Nights of the Living Dead and I think one that took place on an island. It really is two genres (if porn is a genres) that have no buisness being crossed.

[Mike70]

:hurl:

chris you officially owe me a new set of eyes. i need to remove mine and get replacements.

porn of the dead - that is just, well, wrong.

[capncnut]

As I was flicking through Jamie Russell's Book Of The Dead, I came across this strange little entry into the growing list of zombie porn.


At Twilight Come The Flesh-Eaters
1998, USA, Dir: Vidkid Timo

Zombie cinemas only gay porno outing works as both a skin flick and a cheesy horror spoof thanks to an ingenious movie-within-a-movie setup. A couple of guys plan to spens an evening at home watching Night Of The Living Dead. The re-jigged Romero classic opens with Barbra (filmmaker Timo in drag) sucking off her brother Johnny on their mother's grave while doing her best to ignore his attempts to scare her ("They're coming to bang you Barbra.") Pretty soon sex-crazed zombies are on the loose and Barbra is forced to take refuge in an isolated farmhouse with a strange assortment of other survivors. Lots of hardcore gay sex punctuates the action and there are funny parodies of Night Of The Living Dead's key scenes, including a zombie girl who kills her mother with a hairdryer. At one point, the black hero Ben, decides to relieve his pent-up tension by masturbating over the kitchen floor of the besieged farmhouse - which pretty much sums up the iconoclastic nature of this outrageous spoof. Quite what Romero would make of it all is debatable.
:stunned:

[Legion2213]

LOL, I deleted this after watching it once, it was more like "porn of the grubby homeless folks who have never seen water" than "porn of the dead". :stunned:

I think that I will keep these two fantastic genres seperate in future...:D

[Exatreides]

I own erotic nights of the living dead, the 1970's or early 80's cheese fest. It's horrible, horrible, horribleeeeeee.

but I must have it in my collection.

[clanglee]

As I was flicking through Jamie Russell's Book Of The Dead, I came across this strange little entry into the growing list of zombie porn.


:stunned:

Oh my. . . :stunned:

[Exatreides]

added re-penetrator to the list as well...

just...****in...wow ha

[Deadman_Deluxe]

Isn't this old already?

I had this on my ipod last year, mainly to shock the kids at work, but despite the fact that i like pron (obviously!) and that i like death metal (double obviously!) i thought that this movie was a complete and utter pile of crap.