Natalie Portman to star in Suspiria remake

[capncnut]

What we've been told is that Handsome Charlie Films, which is headed by Natalie Portman and Annette Savitch, will be producing the remake of Dario Argento's Suspiria. In addition, word has it Portman will topline the film that David Gordon Green is attached to direct.
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How many more f**king remakes do we have to put up with? :bored:

[Bub666]

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How many more f**king remakes do we have to put up with? :bored:

Oh come on,not another remake.Why do they have to ruin that movie with a remake.

[slickwilly13]

I wonder if they will have the remade razor wire scene.

[MinionZombie]

AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! LEAVE SUSPIRIA ALONE!

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Jesus Christ, 90% of these damn remakes suck a fat pair of nuts and just make the filmmakers who make them look like utter morons.

Speaking of Suspiria, I must re-watch that sometime.

[MikePizzoff]

I know it's going to be nothing like the original, so why can't they just make their own movie about witches and call it something else?

[EvilNed]

I'd like to see how Hollywood copes with remaking something that is really so far from being Hollywood.

[bassman]

Never been much of a Suspiria fan and Portman is always easy on the eyes....so I say bring it on.

[DjfunkmasterG]

Natalie is definitely a hottie, but if she loses anymore weight she is going to become Skin and Bones, and I hate that. However, I would probably check out the remake, simply because I have to know how bad Hollywood F U C K S up and good horror film by glamorizing it.