darth los
07-Oct-2008, 09:40 PM
Just thought i'd post this as the laugh of the day.
WHO IS JACK SCHITT ?
For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack
Schitt? We find
ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't
know Jack Schitt!'
Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond
in an
intellectual way.
Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the
> fertilizer
magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt,
Inc. They
had one son, Jack.
In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply
religious couple
produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla
Schitt, Bull
Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.
Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married
Dumb Schitt, a high
school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe
Schitt
divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and
because her kids
were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous
name. She was
then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.
Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they
produced a son with
a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt. Two of
the other six
children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable
throughout
childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in
a dual
ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper
announced the
Schitt-Happens
nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and
Horse.
Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world.
He recently
returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa
Schitt.
Now when someone says, 'You don't know Jack
Schitt,' you can correct
them.
Sincerely,
Crock O. Schitt
NOTE: PLEASE PASS THIS ON TO ANYONE WHO NEEDS A LAUGH.
>
> REMEMBER: LAUGHING LOWERS THE BLOOD PRESSURE
>
WHO IS JACK SCHITT ?
For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack
Schitt? We find
ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't
know Jack Schitt!'
Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond
in an
intellectual way.
Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the
> fertilizer
magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt,
Inc. They
had one son, Jack.
In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply
religious couple
produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla
Schitt, Bull
Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.
Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married
Dumb Schitt, a high
school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe
Schitt
divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and
because her kids
were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous
name. She was
then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.
Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they
produced a son with
a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt. Two of
the other six
children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable
throughout
childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in
a dual
ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper
announced the
Schitt-Happens
nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and
Horse.
Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world.
He recently
returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa
Schitt.
Now when someone says, 'You don't know Jack
Schitt,' you can correct
them.
Sincerely,
Crock O. Schitt
NOTE: PLEASE PASS THIS ON TO ANYONE WHO NEEDS A LAUGH.
>
> REMEMBER: LAUGHING LOWERS THE BLOOD PRESSURE
>