Danny
21-Oct-2008, 09:26 PM
-or rather i almost did.
- well i get bored. and in bad films i make up alternate plots for my friends, in this case mr camel-face bower was leading his family through an elaborate plot to shave them and eat there hair to gain immortality, which the chavs behind me did not partake well in, but i narrowly avoided being kicked out and would have left sooner if not for the fact im a cheap bastard when i spend dough.
-anyway, mirrors! this is the worst film in like 10 years ive seen, worse than prom nights remake, worse than the happening, hell, worse than, vampires vs zombies.
why?, because it treats you like a ****ing moron. the character actually spells out the plot in one scene word for word. the opening two minutes sets everything up like a damn checklist. the acting is so bad the audience was laughing, laughing in a horror movie!?!
i can go on and on and on, but it ends, SPOILERS....... with him fighting a demonic old lady redneck nun or something who crawls on walls and survives impalement and being set on fire. every set piece and "twist" is directly taken form a horror film or game from the early 2000's, even condemned on the 360.
the camerawork was annoying, the writing, moronic. the sound went into booming shocks for nothing at all, including a guy driving down a dirt road.
this is not a review so much as a vent, go watch this movie, i now see the happening in a lower light.
THIS IS WHAT IT TAKES TO LOWER MY JADED=-ASS STANDARDS!
really, it's that bad.
- well i get bored. and in bad films i make up alternate plots for my friends, in this case mr camel-face bower was leading his family through an elaborate plot to shave them and eat there hair to gain immortality, which the chavs behind me did not partake well in, but i narrowly avoided being kicked out and would have left sooner if not for the fact im a cheap bastard when i spend dough.
-anyway, mirrors! this is the worst film in like 10 years ive seen, worse than prom nights remake, worse than the happening, hell, worse than, vampires vs zombies.
why?, because it treats you like a ****ing moron. the character actually spells out the plot in one scene word for word. the opening two minutes sets everything up like a damn checklist. the acting is so bad the audience was laughing, laughing in a horror movie!?!
i can go on and on and on, but it ends, SPOILERS....... with him fighting a demonic old lady redneck nun or something who crawls on walls and survives impalement and being set on fire. every set piece and "twist" is directly taken form a horror film or game from the early 2000's, even condemned on the 360.
the camerawork was annoying, the writing, moronic. the sound went into booming shocks for nothing at all, including a guy driving down a dirt road.
this is not a review so much as a vent, go watch this movie, i now see the happening in a lower light.
THIS IS WHAT IT TAKES TO LOWER MY JADED=-ASS STANDARDS!
really, it's that bad.