Special Halloween Competition

[Andy]

As a special treat just for halloween this year, we are having a post the caption competition for the picture below, with the prize being a nigh on pristine, original first release, 'Dawn of the Dead' paper back, 30yrs old and virtually as new! Not a bent page, or scuff or anything!


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Donated by the very generous webmaster, Neil himself.

To enter, all you have to is reply to this topic with a caption to the photo below, the best caption wins the prize. Please also copy and paste this link to the photo into your reply to help us imagine the scene.

http://forum.homepageofthedead.com/picture.php?albumid=10&pictureid=91



http://forum.homepageofthedead.com/picture.php?albumid=10&pictureid=91


Entry will close on October 31st, at which time this topic will be locked, the winner will be chosen by the staff and notified via PM.

Good Luck! :elol:

[Debbieangel]

http://forum.homepageofthedead.com/picture.php?albumid=10&pictureid=91

"When is it our turn under the coat baby"?
"Not now George I have a headache".

My bad?:lol::stunned:

[bassman]

http://forum.homepageofthedead.com/picture.php?albumid=10&pictureid=91

Romero: "ah huh huh....that was some good sh*t, maaaan."
Christine: "Ya...I think i'm gonna throw up"

[Andy]

i forgot to mention, can you please include the image in your post when your posting a caption, it makes it easier for us to imagine :D


Copy/Paste Link

http://forum.homepageofthedead.com/picture.php?albumid=10&pictureid=91

[ProfessorChaos]

http://forum.homepageofthedead.com/picture.php?albumid=10&pictureid=91
"...and who do you think the guy was?......Emilio Estevez. The Mighty Duckman....swear to God. I was there. I was like -- 'Emilioooo!'"

[DawnGirl27]

http://forum.homepageofthedead.com/picture.php?albumid=10&pictureid=91

"I had the best idea for a movie last night, Christine. It's one people aren't ready for just yet, but someday it's going to be big. I call it Diary of the Dead. I know, great, right?"

[MapMan]

http://forum.homepageofthedead.com/picture.php?albumid=10&pictureid=91

Yes...yes....yes....oh....yes.........Ahhhhhhh.... .soooosoooo...sexy..........ahhhhhhh

Damnit George you almost shot me in the eye.

GUY IN THE BACKGROUND: Pay up I told you where it was going to land.

[Philly_SWAT]

http://forum.homepageofthedead.com/picture.php?albumid=10&pictureid=91
HIM: "He he he, I'm horny! Whoever's in that chair has to pleasure me!"
HER: ".............DAN!!!!!"

[3pidemiC]

http://forum.homepageofthedead.com/picture.php?albumid=10&pictureid=91

HIM: "*sniff* *sniff* You smell that? Hehehe"
HER: "Oh jesus...*sigh*"

[axlish]

http://forum.homepageofthedead.com/picture.php?albumid=10&pictureid=91

Romero: We're down to DECAF!?!
Chris: Yeah sure, I'll just run down to Giant Eagle and pick you up some Folgers.
Guy in plaid shirt: Handjob for the last cup of Columbia Dark?
Other Guy: Deal!

[Griff]

http://forum.homepageofthedead.com/picture.php?albumid=10&pictureid=91

"Will you marry me?"

[DjfunkmasterG]

http://forum.homepageofthedead.com/picture.php?albumid=10&pictureid=91


HER: OH MY GOD, you didn't just jizz yourself did you George?
HIM: Yessssssssssssss.

[Skippy911sc]

http://forum.homepageofthedead.com/picture.php?albumid=10&pictureid=91

Him- " I have a great idea...Night of the Living Dead Special Edition. I can put all the digital effects in there that I want, including a new character named Jar-Jar... and then destroy another franchise"

Her- "Too late, Lucas beat ya to it..."

[capncnut]

http://forum.homepageofthedead.com/picture.php?albumid=10&pictureid=91

George: What's that you're wearing honey, Chanel no.5 or Old no.7?
Christine: Screw you.

[Danny]

http://forum.homepageofthedead.com/picture.php?albumid=10&pictureid=91

"MARIJUANA, YOU TRIED IT YET SUCKA!"

"god damn it george...."


"may cause- beards, flannel clothing, totally having a song your friends should listen to, annoying said friends, franchising, weird ass glasses, and in some rare cases, the 1970's"

[EvilNed]

http://forum.homepageofthedead.com/picture.php?albumid=10&pictureid=91

In the next episode of "The Romero Boogie", George visits the local radio station.

[darth los]

http://forum.homepageofthedead.com/picture.php?albumid=10&pictureid=91


Gar: Hold on mom.... Chris you'll never guess what happened!! Congress voted against term limits. We've got bush for another 4 years!!

Chris: Oh for the love a.......



:cool:

[MaximusIncredulous]

http://forum.homepageofthedead.com/picture.php?albumid=10&pictureid=91

George: I've got another great idea for a smarty zombie. How about a green zombie? Get it, green? But the green in this zombie will inspire people out there to cut down on greenhouse gases. Hee hee ha ha ha!

Christine: For Pete's sake, get off the smart zombie thing already. It's finished. Sheesh.

[darth los]

http://forum.homepageofthedead.com/picture.php?albumid=10&pictureid=91

GAR: Yes, can i please speak to Mike Hunt? If he's not in I'll leave a message with I.P. Freely. (whispers) He fell for it chris! What a tool!! Here listen!! It's Hilarious!!

Chris: Dammitt George!! Grow Up!! You know if you Focused you might have the rights To Night of the Living Dead and we wouldn't have had to take these jobs at the Burger World drive-thru in our 70's....Welcome to burger world, what do you want!!



:cool:

[horrormad]

http://forum.homepageofthedead.com/picture.php?albumid=10&pictureid=91

George "I hate donuts"
Christine: "F*ck you donuts are awesome"

[Debbieangel]

http://forum.homepageofthedead.com/picture.php?albumid=10&pictureid=91

"How many times do I have to tell you those rescue stations aren't any good?"
"OK,so what do you want me to do, go out and check them for myself? I don't think so, go get bit?!"

[zombie04]

http://forum.homepageofthedead.com/picture.php?albumid=10&pictureid=91

George: "Hey, I just called Russo and told him I was interested in making an official fan site of Children of the Living Dead...and he believed me!"

Christine: "Again?!? Grow up already!"

[Yojimbo]

http://forum.homepageofthedead.com/picture.php?albumid=10&pictureid=91

George: Hey, Chris, pull my finger!

Christine: Not ever again!

[zombie04]

http://forum.homepageofthedead.com/picture.php?albumid=10&pictureid=91
George: ...and then the father says, "We're the Aristocrats!"

Christine: Why did you have to bring in the zombies?

[Cody]

http://forum.homepageofthedead.com/picture.php?albumid=10&pictureid=91

George - You know how you asked me to get you decaf? Yeah. Definatley didnt get you that.

Christine - Oh George, I've already drank more then half of it!

[capncnut]

http://forum.homepageofthedead.com/picture.php?albumid=10&pictureid=91

George: Damn Chris, you really shouldn't give me these microwave burrito's.
Chris: You just pulled that out of your ass, right?

[DjfunkmasterG]

http://forum.homepageofthedead.com/picture.php?albumid=10&pictureid=91


HER: You Son of a Bitch. You smoked the last of our weed didn't you?
HIM: Yessssssssssss

[Avarice]

http://forum.homepageofthedead.com/picture.php?albumid=10&pictureid=91

"No, I will not promise to bite you *there*!"

[horrormad]

http://forum.homepageofthedead.com/picture.php?albumid=10&pictureid=91

Christine:"Where is Horrormad?"
George:"Kicking zombies asses"

[MapMan]

http://forum.homepageofthedead.com/picture.php?albumid=10&pictureid=91

I can picture it now. One day people from all over the world will pay homage to ME.....George freakin Romero.... Bitches.....a fan club.....or a site devoted to me....George freakin Romero....all hail the Zomongus.....They will come and discuss me....my art......my passion. I am telling you from all over the world.


Will you shut the hell up!! Please....call those pizza asses again...they said 30 minutes.

[Debbieangel]

http://forum.homepageofthedead.com/picture.php?albumid=10&pictureid=91


george:"screw the zombies, lets get under the coat and get our freak on"?
chris:" george, you left your little blue pills at home, can ya do the deed?"

[capncnut]

george:"screw the zombies, lets get under the coat and get our freak on"?
chris:" george, you left your little blue pills at home, can ya do the deed?"
Bwaaa!

Here's a play on Hellsing's one:

http://forum.homepageofthedead.com/picture.php?albumid=10&pictureid=91

Guy in check shirt: "LOL, dude. How cool is this, we're extras in Dawn Of The Dead!"
Guy in black shirt: "Shut the f**k up and stop hogging the reefer!"


Okay folks, let's get more entries in before closing. Not long now...

[Debbieangel]

http://forum.homepageofthedead.com/picture.php?albumid=10&pictureid=91



George:"Call McDonalds,tell them ole George wants his usual,two burgers,large fries, and my usual gallon of coffee"
Chris:"Ah, George I just saw the workers from McDonalds OUTSIDE, they are DEAD, they are all messed up"

[DjfunkmasterG]

http://forum.homepageofthedead.com/picture.php?albumid=10&pictureid=91



George: "I don't wanna work, I just wanna bang on these drums all day."
Christine: Oh in the name of all that is holy, will you please SHUT THE F*CK UP!

[darth los]

http://forum.homepageofthedead.com/picture.php?albumid=10&pictureid=91



GAR: Chris we've been over this already!! I know you want to get your acting career off the ground but I could only write you in for this bit part!! You're not angry are you? Don't worry I'll make it up to you tonight.

Chris: F**k off Hippie !! I knew I should have married Russo.



:cool:

[acealive1]

http://forum.homepageofthedead.com/picture.php?albumid=10&pictureid=91


*george leans over to christine*


Christine: George, if you point your finger at me and tell me to pull it again......

[clanglee]

http://forum.homepageofthedead.com/picture.php?albumid=10&pictureid=91

"What is that smell? Are you sure you can't smell anything? I swear. .that is awful!! What is that?"

"George. . when was the last time you washed your lucky scarf?"

[zombie04]

http://forum.homepageofthedead.com/picture.php?albumid=10&pictureid=91

George: "I can't be certain, but I think I just sharted."

Christine: "And you wonder why Stephen King stopped calling?"

[MaximusIncredulous]

http://forum.homepageofthedead.com/picture.php?albumid=10&pictureid=91

George: Yeehaw! I just downloaded another movie for free. Screw the man!
Christine: Babe, downloading Night of the Living Dead over 300 times is not exactly what I'd call screwing the man.

[darth los]

http://forum.homepageofthedead.com/picture.php?albumid=10&pictureid=91


Chris: George we've been going in circles for hours and I'm getting car sick. Will you stop and ask someone for directions already?

GAR: Dammitt Chris, for the last time I am not lost!!



:cool:

[bassman]

http://forum.homepageofthedead.com/picture.php?albumid=10&pictureid=91

George: Dance with me, Chris. Dance the dance of life!!
Chris: F*ck. Off.

[darth los]

http://forum.homepageofthedead.com/picture.php?albumid=10&pictureid=91

GAr: Who do these people think they are!?! Do they think they can just Air Night of the Living Dead with impunity and not compensate me for it!?! I'm tired of being buttraped DAMN THEM!! They will rue the day they messed with GAR the Terrible!?! I will unleash my hordes of the undead on an unsuspecting population, tonight infact, and they will know that I am the true master of horror... BWAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!

Chris: Jesus he's finally gone Bye,Bye.

Dudes in the back: Pay up, I told you he'd snap by the time we finished production!!



:cool:

[capncnut]

http://forum.homepageofthedead.com/picture.php?albumid=10&pictureid=91

George: "Chris, this one's a classic! Why did the zombie cross the road?"
Chris: "Yes I know, George. To eat the chickens."

[maggot_army]

http://forum.homepageofthedead.com/picture.php?albumid=10&pictureid=91

gar "hey look hun, im a dancing zombie."
chris: mumbles "what was i thinking when i married this man"

[zombie04]

http://forum.homepageofthedead.com/picture.php?albumid=10&pictureid=91

GAR: Check it out, I just voted for Nader!

Christine: You're giving me a headache George and for once I'm not faking it!

[horrormad]

http://forum.homepageofthedead.com/picture.php?albumid=10&pictureid=91


George: "They are coming to get you Christine"
Christine: "Stop it George"

[Andy]

This competition is now closed, thankyou to everyone who has entered and the winner will be contacted in a few days.

[Neil]

After careful consideration...


http://forum.homepageofthedead.com/picture.php?albumid=10&pictureid=91

In the next episode of "The Romero Boogie", George visits the local radio station.

THE WINNER!