wayzim
06-Dec-2008, 12:29 PM
Just saw this Ad for Gamestop which shows various game characters being prepared as Christmas gfts, including a rotting zombie being wrapped in red ribbon.
Important tip they mention; Don't ask your zombie to help you finish tying off the bow.
Important tips they didn't mention: When shipping your zombie be sure to have the postal service weigh it for accurate postage. Be prepared for settling as liquified internal organs may shift. And be sure to use plenty of styrofoam popcorn and don't be stingy(especially if Uncle Burt is paying for it.)
Also, you might consider including a muzzle, or sturdy seasonal duct tape.
Good luck and Happy Gift Giving this Holiday season.
Wayne Z
"Oh, it's all true! The flying reindeer, the coming down the chimney, except for the part where he eviscerates small children. "
(From 'The Body. ' episode of Buffy The Vampire Slayer, where Anya explains the truth about Santa Claus. )
Important tip they mention; Don't ask your zombie to help you finish tying off the bow.
Important tips they didn't mention: When shipping your zombie be sure to have the postal service weigh it for accurate postage. Be prepared for settling as liquified internal organs may shift. And be sure to use plenty of styrofoam popcorn and don't be stingy(especially if Uncle Burt is paying for it.)
Also, you might consider including a muzzle, or sturdy seasonal duct tape.
Good luck and Happy Gift Giving this Holiday season.
Wayne Z
"Oh, it's all true! The flying reindeer, the coming down the chimney, except for the part where he eviscerates small children. "
(From 'The Body. ' episode of Buffy The Vampire Slayer, where Anya explains the truth about Santa Claus. )