Things we've learned from movies..

[Tricky]

Lets get this one going guys :D

- everytime you point a gun at someone,regardless of the fact the gun is already cocked,it will still make lots of loud clicky noises

- you can fire large guns (notably the M60) from the hip & accurately hit whatever you point it at no matter what the distance

- you can take the beating of all beatings,but still be able to run around & fight like nothings happened afterwards

- everybody in america leaves their car keys tucked behind the sun visor

- a car will still be driveable after its been launched 50 foot through the air & smashed down hard into the tarmac,and no whiplash injuries will occur from said impact

[Yojimbo]

This is kind of similar to a thread I did back in September of 2008. Fun thread & post, though, all the same!

http://forum.homepageofthedead.com/showthread.php?t=11615

Perhaps a merge might be in order?

[Philly_SWAT]

- If you are a "good guy" small bushes will shield you from bullets being fired from mulitple automatic weapons

- If you are running away from a homocidal maniac, you will invariably fall down (applies to women specifically)

- While in a fight to the death, you will take the time and energy to engage in witty banter

- With the right gun, you will never need to reload

- Hundreds of people can be fooled that a corpse is really alive if you just move his head with your hand (especially if his name is Bernie)

- Cars explode if you shoot them in the trunk

[Tricky]

- a single half arsed smack to the back of the head with a pistol will render anybody unconscious

- a grenade explosion will merely cause you to jump in the air,then you'll get up covered in dust but otherwise unscathed & carry on fighting (especially if your name is john matrix)

- if your walking down a street & suddenly break into a song & dance,all the other random people in the area will know all the words & steps

- all cars that crash will instantly explode

- being electrocuted actually makes you stronger than before (commando again)

- any soldier who shows his comrades a picture of his girl back home will inevitably die before the end of the film

[sandrock74]

- If you jump behind a little dirt mound, it will be more than enough to protect you from a nuclear blast

- If you shoot a crazed psychopath in the shoulder and he falls down, assume the death blow was indeed delivered and begin to laugh/cry in triumph

- A single judo chop to the back of the neck will render anyone unconscious. No exceptions!