If you could hole up and fortify with one celebrity...

[Thorn]

Now I know we have chatted about who you would attempt to save and protect during an outbreak before. I am not sure we have done the celeb thing, and to be honest even if we did times and tastes change as we grow older.

CLEARLY I would be saving my 7 year old daughter before anyone else.

For the sake of this post however I ask that you think of all the celebrities out there and determine who you would most want with you during a zombie out break. This could be for any reason... You know, like nunchuku skills, bow hunting skills, computer hacking skills, they own a Liger... they are funny, good at survival... or are just plain hot.

So... that said, the Shizzle hits the fan, you are in Hollywood (or even Bollywood for that matter)and can save one celebrity as you make your dash for safety and plan to defend yourself against the horde. Who do you most want with you?

[bassman]

This is really a tough question, man...

A year ago I would've said Charlton Heston because he seems like he would have loads of guns being the head of the NRA and all, BUT...he was also old and frail, so maybe not.

Now I would probably go with a very rich and famous star, because they could get helicopters, airplanes, shelters, and pretty much anything we needed. Towards the beginning of the outbreak, anyway. I'm just not sure of who...

Then on the other hand, my trousers start talking and I would choose a very hot female celebrity. Gotsta help repopulate the world somehow, right?:sneaky:

[DjfunkmasterG]

Jennifer Aniston Naked - Hey, we gotta replace all those dead people with new people. Better start the baby making ASAP.

[krakenslayer]

Winston Churchill.

He'd know what to do.

[Philly_SWAT]

With only 2 people holed up (me and the celeb), not sure how long we could survive. Does "Thorn" from HPOTD count as a celeb? If so, I chose him.

But as for the spirit of the question, I would try to chose one that included some type of useful fighting skills, plus hotness, therefore I would chose the hotest celeb I could think of that at the least trained at fighting for films and stuff. I have seen many with greater apparent fighting skills, but I would take Jessica Alba.

[AcesandEights]

Jennifer Aniston Naked - Hey, we gotta replace all those dead people with new people. Better start the baby making ASAP.

Damn right it better be ASAP, J. Aniston is a little long in the tooth and her quality babymakin' years are limited.

[sandrock74]

I would choose Kate Beckinsale! Oh yeah.
I'll fight to the death over my choice...like Captain Kirk vs. the Gorn :evil:

[darth los]

Definitely Eva Mendes. I'd love to re populate the planet with that!!


But if it was a dude it would be the british singer dude from forgetting sarah marshall. He seems like he could talk sh*t forever.

[krakenslayer]

Well this quickly degenerated into a "which bimbo would you like to fuck?" thread. :rolleyes:

[bassman]

Well this quickly degenerated into a "which bimbo would you like to fuck?" thread. :rolleyes:

Hey....you can choose your bimbo too. We won't make fun if it's Tom Cruise or Vin Diesel, I promise:p

[krakenslayer]

Hey....you can choose your bimbo too. We won't make fun if it's Tom Cruise or Vin Diesel, I promise:p

Now I just feel dirty and wrong for choosing who I chose (see above). :lol:

[darth los]

Well this quickly degenerated into a "which bimbo would you like to fuck?" thread. :rolleyes:

What? we were given a choice of any celeb. Why wouldn't we pick the hottest women we can think of.


You know what's really scary? Winston is gonna start to look really good to you after a couple of years. :stunned: :lol:




:cool:

[AcesandEights]

Now I just feel dirty and wrong for choosing who I chose (see above). :lol:

After panning up the page I've had the best laugh of the week! :lol:

Ol' Winnie will know what to do!

[Thorn]

With only 2 people holed up (me and the celeb), not sure how long we could survive. Does "Thorn" from HPOTD count as a celeb? If so, I chose him.

lol! Thank you brother it would be an honor to serve by your side.


After panning up the page I've had the best laugh of the week! :lol:

Ol' Winnie will know what to do!

/queue70spornmusic

[blind2d]

Uma Thurman. Hey, if she can "Kill Bill" (Carradine!!!!), then she'll be well straight with the undead, yeh? Plus she looks good in yellow jumpsuits.

[Bub666]

You know what's really scary? Winston is gonna start to look really good to you after a couple of years.

:lol::lol::lol:

[Thorn]

The more I think about this I come down to tactical and... *ahem* selfish reasons for making my choice. Therfore I will have to answer with a two options.


Female:Eliza Dushku- I do not know what it is about her, the dark hair, the body, the raspy "less than innocent" voice... I have to admit she turns me on.
http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w300/jimdog4life2k7/eliza_dushku_03.jpg

Male: Bear Grylls- I do not know what it is, the fact he can not build a raft, the accent, the fact that he admits to staging some of his shows, or the fact that I saw him eat raw meat meat and show no signs of a gag reflex. I have to admit.. he turns me on.
http://www.livefortheoutdoors.com/upload/533243/inlines/bear%20grylls.jpg

[DjfunkmasterG]

Well this quickly degenerated into a "which bimbo would you like to fuck?" thread. :rolleyes:

What did you expect?

:D

We hang out on a message board talking about zombies, lasst time I check there wasn't a whole lot of talk of which chick would you bang in a dead world subject, so if we get to take a celeb with us, I am taking one I would want to fuck day in and day out.

I am a 37 year old man with needs, and If I can keep from beating off during the zombie uprising you know I will and so would anyother guy.

[bassman]

if you're going to pick one of those survival show guys....you should definitely go with Les Stroud from Survivorman. He actually does the stuff he says he's doing and doesn't fake it.

[capncnut]

Jennifer Aniston Naked - Hey, we gotta replace all those dead people with new people. Better start the baby making ASAP.
Yeah, Aniston would get a seriously large portion. She's looking pretty fine these days.

If I had to pick someone, it would probably be Ray Mears (the UK survivalist dude). While he's not really a combat type, his knowledge with natural food resources would be vital in the long run.

Failing that, maybe a stand up comedian of some sort. You might not live for long but at least you go out laughing!

[Philly_SWAT]

Yeah, Aniston would get a seriously large portion.
From whom? :lol:

[capncnut]

From whom? :lol:
From me and DJ, it seems. And we're not talking about french fries either. ;)

[DawnGirl27]

Bear Grylls- I do not know what it is, the fact he can not build a raft, the accent, the fact that he admits to staging some of his shows, or the fact that I saw him eat raw meat meat and show no signs of a gag reflex. I have to admit.. he turns me on.
http://www.livefortheoutdoors.com/upload/533243/inlines/bear%20grylls.jpg

Myself, I prefer Les Stroud - Survivorman. Very down to earth, funny, and seems like he could hold up under pressure. He has that "make the best out of any situation" attitude.

Female wise, I'd pick Sandra Bullock - girl next door, good sense of humor, sincere. The type of woman I could stand being around for long periods of time and not pull my hair out over roller coaster mood-swings.

For my non-practical male choice, since you guys are doing the same, it would be Vin Diesel. I will not go on about the attributes I admire in him and leave it at that. ;)

[sandrock74]

Just so everyone knows, I chose Kate Beckinsale due to her @$$ kicking abilities displayed in the Underworld films. My choice was purely based upon logic and has NOTHING to do with her accent, looks, body, face...did it get warmer in here all of a sudden?

My second choice would be Jennifer Garner, also due to her @$$ kicking abilities, which would obviously come in useful in dire situations. Again, nothing to do with her looks...or anything....

I'm gonna go check the thermostat.

[Zombill]

I can't take just one besides you can't bust up the set so these 4 is my choice
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a73/Zombill/seinfeld01.jpg
with all the shit they went through in 9 years I'd never have to worry about anything plus there'd never be a dull moment:D:p:p:D

[clanglee]

mmmmmm. . .Mary Louise Parker

Goddammit!! I don't have to explain myself to you!!!

ok. . fine

http://iknowtheledge.com/images/2008/06/marylouiseparker6.jpg

[krakenslayer]

I am a 37 year old man with needs, and If I can keep from beating off during the zombie uprising you know I will and so would anyother guy.

You know the way you've worded that, it sounds almost like you're saying you'd exchange sexual favours with another man if it would keep you from beating off. :rockbrow: :lol:

Male survivor: Man, all this zombie killing make me horny!
DJ: Hey, why don't you put it in here...:moon: ...We can take turns! :hyper:

:lol:



Just kidding man!

Did I go too far? :elol:

[AcesandEights]

mmmmmm. . .Mary Louise Parker

I agree, she's fossilicious!

[blind2d]

Melissa Joan Hart?

[clanglee]

Melissa Joan Hart?

You know. . I used to have a thing for her in a weird way. Until the lazy eye finally got on my nerves.

[MoonSylver]

if you're going to pick one of those survival show guys....you should definitely go with Les Stroud from Survivorman. He actually does the stuff he says he's doing and doesn't fake it.

I dig both shows, but I'm with the rest that I prefer Survivorman - just him & his cameras:no crew. Plus, no *ahem* "situations presented to demonstrate survival techniques". Pity he's hanging it up. I'm gonna miss his show. But I wouldn't discount Bear out of hand. Ex-SAS (tough SOB's in the Special Forces world), youngest man to climb Everrest IIRC.

[DjfunkmasterG]

You know the way you've worded that, it sounds almost like you're saying you'd exchange sexual favours with another man if it would keep you from beating off. :rockbrow: :lol:

Male survivor: Man, all this zombie killing make me horny!
DJ: Hey, why don't you put it in here...:moon: ...We can take turns! :hyper:

:lol:



Just kidding man!

Did I go too far? :elol:

Now that I am done vomiting.....

My ass has always been exit only, and will forever stay exit only.

[EvilNed]

Steve Irwin, were he still alive. RIP.

Maybe Jackie Chan? Seems acrobatic enough to not get bit.

[Mike70]

You know. . I used to have a thing for her in a weird way. Until the lazy eye finally got on my nerves.

:lol: that cracked me up.


i'll take asia argento as my choice for who i'd like to spend the apocalypse with.

[ProfessorChaos]

Well this quickly degenerated into a "which bimbo would you like to fuck?" thread. :rolleyes:

yeah, the title of this should be changed to "if you had to pick a celebrity to re-populate the earth with, who would it be?"

oh and my vote would be for marisa miller.;)

[SRP76]

Just grab a set of conjoined twins. Sure, every day will be like the circus, and you have to close your eyes and fantasize, but you're getting a two-for-one deal. Since they're attached at the ass or something, they should count as one person. Right?

[DjfunkmasterG]

If they're attached at the ass that has got to be difficult when making trips to the TORLET :lol:

[krakenslayer]

Now that I am done vomiting.....

Mission accomplished! :evil::lol:

[sandrock74]

Just grab a set of conjoined twins. Sure, every day will be like the circus, and you have to close your eyes and fantasize, but you're getting a two-for-one deal. Since they're attached at the ass or something, they should count as one person. Right?

I think I see what your saying. Double your pleasure, double your fun!

[blind2d]

Has anyone said Sarah Michelle Gellar yet?

[MontagMOI]

Britney Spears :p
Let's face it, an ensuing zombie apocalypse isnt going to drive her any further over the edge, she doesn't seem too fussy about men and....
erm, oh yea, I got gin. :p

[Mike70]

Has anyone said Sarah Michelle Gellar yet?

wait - i thought you'd be holding up with noodles, russel and murdoc?
:rolleyes:


TORLET


bwwahahahaha. that is never going to get old.

[otisbenny]

If I hang with Mickey Rourke, the zombies will think he's one of them and maybe I'll be safe.

For female companionship...Jessica Alba.

[AcesandEights]

For female companionship...Jessica Alba.

She always comes first in my book for female companionship! Good choice :)

[Trin]

You know. . I used to have a thing for her in a weird way. Until the lazy eye finally got on my nerves.If you were looking at her face then you were done with her anyway.

[CornishCorpse]

Hmmm alright if Hunter S Thompson was still alive then he gets my vote no hands down. Share a bottle of whiskey and chatting bullshit through the night, damn thats just a dream without the hoarde of ghouls. Plus he comes fully armed with his own collection of fire arms, aswell as drugs and isolated hideout.

Repopulation of the earth dizzam..Olsen Twins.

[blind2d]

[QUOTE=Mike70;173378]wait - i thought you'd be holding up with noodles, russel and murdoc?
:rolleyes:


Yes, but... wait. her name is Noodle! No plural! Anyway, yeh, but... y'know...

[bassman]

Hmmm alright if Hunter S Thompson was still alive then he gets my vote no hands down. Share a bottle of whiskey and chatting bullshit through the night, damn thats just a dream without the hoarde of ghouls. Plus he comes fully armed with his own collection of fire arms, aswell as drugs and isolated hideout.


Excellent choice, man. If the zombie outbreak happened several years ago, Thompson would have been perfect. Owl Farm would probably be a perfect place to hole up. And i'm sure he would never have any problem shooting the dead.

But he would probably end up using them as target practice like the rednecks in the night remake.:p

[MinionZombie]

haha, what a bang tidy thread. :cool:

Practically speaking, Capn said a good one with Ray Mears - he can build a house out of some tree bark and a pen knife, and will let you know what to eat out of a hedge, and he'll kill and skin and prepare a wild animal for food.

Or some dude from the SAS - those chaps know their shit in all aspects from combat to survival, so actually an SAS dude would be a really good idea.

...

Now, the fun part - you've got to "get your fuck on" in these times for many-a-reason, and being a celebrity ... well let's think.

Capn and Deej will have some competition from me on the Jennifer Aniston front, because she is too fine and would be my pick for 'older woman' (bearing in mind I'm only 24, so even though she's not at all old, she's the older woman in this scenario)...:p

Also - I'd simply have to break out of just one and invite a myriad of choice celebrity ass ... Scarlet Johansson, Jessica Alba, Jessica Biel, Sarah Chalke (just watched Scrubs 8x04 ... mmm, yeah :D), and well ... the names escape me right now, but needless to say there's a definite myriad of famous bewbage I'd simply have to bring along. :D

Yes ... it'd be a post-apocalyptic orgy-ganza. :D

[AcesandEights]

Also - I'd simply have to break out of just one and invite a myriad of choice celebrity ass ... Scarlet Johansson, Jessica Alba, Jessica Biel...

Mad respect, MZ :thumbsup: Mad respect.

[MinionZombie]

Mad respect, MZ :thumbsup: Mad respect.
And for the two thumbs fresh, you've earned yourself a free invite to MZ's Undead Refuge Poon Palace. :p:D:lol:

[Thorn]

MZ's Undead Refuge Poon Palace.

Because there is no place else you want to spend the Zombie Apocalypse... unless you are the poon.

[CornishCorpse]

Excellent choice, man. If the zombie outbreak happened several years ago, Thompson would have been perfect. Owl Farm would probably be a perfect place to hole up. And i'm sure he would never have any problem shooting the dead.

But he would probably end up using them as target practice like the rednecks in the night remake.:p

Lol and in the original Dawn. Well if were holed up with plenty of guns and ammo with nothing much to pass the time? Didnt think about how perfect the ranch would be but its fairly isolated, lush area. Nice big hills. Youd have to know it was there to find it when the raiders came but sadly my plan has that big ole flaw of hunter more likely being outside with the masses than inside talking. RIP HST

[DjfunkmasterG]

haha, what a bang tidy thread. :cool:

Practically speaking, Capn said a good one with Ray Mears - he can build a house out of some tree bark and a pen knife, and will let you know what to eat out of a hedge, and he'll kill and skin and prepare a wild animal for food.

Or some dude from the SAS - those chaps know their shit in all aspects from combat to survival, so actually an SAS dude would be a really good idea.

...

Now, the fun part - you've got to "get your fuck on" in these times for many-a-reason, and being a celebrity ... well let's think.

Capn and Deej will have some competition from me on the Jennifer Aniston front, because she is too fine and would be my pick for 'older woman' (bearing in mind I'm only 24, so even though she's not at all old, she's the older woman in this scenario)...:p

Also - I'd simply have to break out of just one and invite a myriad of choice celebrity ass ... Scarlet Johansson, Jessica Alba, Jessica Biel, Sarah Chalke (just watched Scrubs 8x04 ... mmm, yeah :D), and well ... the names escape me right now, but needless to say there's a definite myriad of famous bewbage I'd simply have to bring along. :D

Yes ... it'd be a post-apocalyptic orgy-ganza. :D

What competition? We all know Jen Aniston is a Chubby Chaser, she dated Vince Vaughn, so I think I have a better shot than you. More of me to LOVE. :D


However, I do expect my own palatial suite at the MZ Poon Palace.

[MinionZombie]

What competition? We all know Jen Aniston is a Chubby Chaser, she dated Vince Vaughn, so I think I have a better shot than you. More of me to LOVE. :D


However, I do expect my own palatial suite at the MZ Poon Palace.
Well Jen also married Brad Pitt, so clearly she's open to a variety of gents ... not that I look anything like Brad Pitt, but you know. :D

It's my Poon Palace, dream or not, and it'll all work out how I picture it in my head. :D

Yeah ... don't worry, I've got a room ear marked for you good sir, it even comes with a HD-DVD player. In Poon Palace land, HD-DVD won. :p

[sandrock74]

* Me, Kate Beckinsale and Jennifer Garner wave to all of you from our comfortable hide-away* :sneaky::hyper:

[DjfunkmasterG]

Well Jen also married Brad Pitt, so clearly she's open to a variety of gents ... not that I look anything like Brad Pitt, but you know. :D

It's my Poon Palace, dream or not, and it'll all work out how I picture it in my head. :D

Yeah ... don't worry, I've got a room ear marked for you good sir, it even comes with a HD-DVD player. In Poon Palace land, HD-DVD won. :p

AWESOME... but I also own Blu-Rays so I require a PS3 installed with a 50" Plasma. Surround Sound optional.

[MinionZombie]

AWESOME... but I also own Blu-Rays so I require a PS3 installed with a 50" Plasma. Surround Sound optional.
Actually no PS3 for Blu-Rays, just a normal player - the normal player uses FAR LESS energy to play a movie than the PS3 does to play a movie.

My Poon Palace has to be energy efficient (without being a green nazi haven), because you've gotta make the lights last as long as possible, otherwise you could wind up prick-poking goodness knows who ... although the chances are, you'll be alright considering the ratio of refugees and celebrity minge in my mind. :p

[RustyHicks]

Neve Campbell, always had a thing for her :)

If I had to chose a dude, why not Arnie,

[Billythezombie]

dang!!! I would probablyyyyyy pick pete wentz...for he is amazingly attractive, he is talented, he is funny...got the whole package!!! Or maybeee Robert pattinson...oh yeahh...XD XD shag fest away.

[Mike70]

Yes, but... wait. her name is Noodle! No plural! Anyway, yeh, but... y'know...

it could be Ramen for all i care. nice to see that not even an apocalypse would shake you out of your fantasy world.

[blind2d]

Whatever keeps me sane, I say. Even if it's... insanity. Aw well, at least I'm not obsessed with somebody lame, like the Archies.