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Kaos
09-Mar-2009, 09:19 PM
http://gear.ign.com/articles/959/959790p1.html

Robot Love Gone Awry


Japanese robot programmed to love...a little too much.


by Chris Iaquinta (http://gear.ign.com/email.html)

March 6, 2009 - Ever have a super needy girlfriend that demanded all of your love and attention and would freak whenever you would leave her alone? Irritating, right? Now imagine the same situation, only with an asexual third generation humanoid robot with 100kg arms. Basically you get Fatal Attraction with a terminator cast in the lead role. Such was the torture subjected upon Japanese researchers recently when their most advanced robot, capable of simulating human emotions, ditched its puppy love programming and switched over into stalker mode. LOVE…..KILL….LOVE….KILL!


http://gearmedia.ign.com/gear/image/article/959/959790/emotionally-unstable-robots-20090306040119693.jpgKenji recreates the end scene from his favorite movie, An Officer and a Gentlemen.


Meet Kenji, the pride and joy of staff researchers over at the Toshiba Akimu Robotic Research Institute. Designed to replicate complex human emotions, even the robot equivalent of love, Kenji was a part of an experiment involving several robots (robo-porn?) who were built with special software designed to help them react emotionally to external stimuli, such as getting kicked in the robot balls. Kenji immediately took to his programming, developing a close bond with a stuffed doll, which he would hold and embrace for hours at a time. Researchers were thrilled with his progress, until little ol' Kenji started to adapt into the emotionally stable parallel of an orphaned child. A beaten, unloved, orphaned child.

"Despite our initial enthusiasm, it has become clear that Kenji's impulses and behavior are not entirely rational or genuine," conceded Dr. Takahashi.

What does "not entirely rational" mean? Well, for example, a young female intern started to spend several hours with Kenji every day, performing diagnostics. Unbeknownst to her, the tin man had become love struck with his new playmate, going as far as to physically prevent the intern from leaving his room by standing in-between her and the exit. She was only able to get away after phoning technicians who rushed to deactivate Kenji, whose last words were "I'll be back."

Since the incident, whenever Kenji has been re-activated, and again, he instantly bonds with the first person he lays eyes on, ignoring weight issues and/or ugliness -- something we admit were not capable of. He then runs to embrace his new target of affection, hugging them with his superhuman strength. As a result, Dr. Takahashi feels that Kenji will have to be decommissioned permanently, where he will be put to work as Wal-Mart greeter. Or they can use our suggestion, lower him into a vat of liquid metal with him giving us the thumbs up while Edward Furlong watches.

"I'll be back...." Creepy

MaximusIncredulous
09-Mar-2009, 10:47 PM
:lol: Poor Kenji just wants a little love, that's all. The only question is, what does one use as lubricant? K-Y or WD-40?

strayrider
10-Mar-2009, 12:02 AM
"Hey, baybee, me love you long time ... "

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Fascinating. And yes, a bit creepy.

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I always figured Sarah Palin was a 'droid ... you betcha.

:D

-stray-

MoonSylver
10-Mar-2009, 12:18 AM
That is creepy, scary, & disturbing as fook...doesn't it pretty much reinforce every sci-fi stereotype out there in regards to the early development of AI?

krakenslayer
10-Mar-2009, 12:22 AM
It's official folks, Japan is now living in the future, circa. 1955. :lol:

blind2d
10-Mar-2009, 01:21 AM
You mean the fun future? Sounds like a hoot! Reminds me of that Asimov story... does anybody besides me still read him? It was a short story... possibly in "The rest of the robots"... not sure.

krakenslayer
10-Mar-2009, 10:18 AM
You mean the fun future? Sounds like a hoot! Reminds me of that Asimov story... does anybody besides me still read him? It was a short story... possibly in "The rest of the robots"... not sure.

I love Asimov!! The Last Question is one of the best short stories ever:
http://www.multivax.com/last_question.html

bassman
10-Mar-2009, 12:10 PM
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Ahhhh! Talk about Deja Vu of Ash...


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Chic Freak
10-Mar-2009, 11:44 PM
That's amazing.

AcesandEights
11-Mar-2009, 12:12 AM
Time for me to dust off that business plan for the robo-brothel. And they said I was mad...:book:

blind2d
11-Mar-2009, 02:07 AM
I thought I was the only one who had one of those! Wow, I guess great minds think alike...

MoonSylver
11-Mar-2009, 04:21 AM
Time for me to dust off that business plan for the robo-brothel. And they said I was mad...:book:

Am I the only one that noticed all they made of the female robot was her head...:stunned::lol::p;)

strayrider
11-Mar-2009, 05:03 AM
Am I the only one that noticed all they made of the female robot was her head...:stunned::lol::p;)

That's to make it easier for Kaos to tote them around in bowling ball bags and hock them on street corners.

:D

-stray-

Chic Freak
11-Mar-2009, 09:37 AM
Lol. Robot fetishism is a real thing, in case you guys didn't know...

AcesandEights
11-Mar-2009, 02:23 PM
That's to make it easier for Kaos to tote them around in bowling ball bags and hock them on street corners.

:lol:

MoonSylver
11-Mar-2009, 10:52 PM
Lol. Robot fetishism is a real thing, in case you guys didn't know...

I had no idea...;)

http://www.impactlab.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/tina_robot_girl.jpg

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y87/lenihanfighter/Demotivational%20posters/RobotSex.jpg

mista_mo
11-Mar-2009, 11:04 PM
How is this love gone awry? I don't see enough holes to love that robot.

MaximusIncredulous
11-Mar-2009, 11:10 PM
That Robottina has a lot of potential. If they can configure the breasts to act as booze dispensers and figure out where to install a snus fridge in that thing, she'd be really hot.

blind2d
12-Mar-2009, 02:31 AM
No need to be crude, now.

MaximusIncredulous
12-Mar-2009, 05:24 AM
No need to be crude, now.

Crude? Was it the snus fridge?

blind2d
13-Mar-2009, 02:48 AM
Joking, joking! Why just yesterday I was bangin' me toaster.
You mean you watch DT as well? - 2D
Yeah, why so surprised?

Chic Freak
13-Mar-2009, 01:28 PM
Crude? Was it the snus fridge?

lmao :lol:

blind2d
16-Mar-2009, 01:26 AM
Yes... SNUS is an evil organization created and run by zombie tediz that... ok, i'm bsing here, but really... I love my robo-wife.

MaximusIncredulous
16-Mar-2009, 05:52 AM
Yes... SNUS is an evil organization created and run by zombie tediz that... ok, i'm bsing here

Whew, for a second I thought you were on to them.

WAIT!

I mean, ha ha, yes, bsing, ha. Good fun. :shifty:

blind2d
17-Mar-2009, 01:58 AM
Heh heh, yep. Life is funny. Say... did you guys hear about the guy who tried to marry his car, or something?