When Sex gets too wild (Power Toys gone awry)

[DjfunkmasterG]

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29621224

I am half shocked, but I had to laugh. Only in Maryland man. :D

[JDFP]

I think what bothered me the most about this story was not the stupidity of this individual but the unfortunate mental imagery I had from how the "injury" came to be. Yes, I officially need a few more beers from the fridge now.

j.p.

[Danny]

ewww, sawwed snizz, that cant show up that often in an E.R, even in the states.


....right?:shifty:

[strayrider]

ewww, sawwed snizz, that cant show up that often in an E.R, even in the states.


....right?:shifty:

Statistically, I think it rates just under light bulbs, soda bottles, and artillery rounds.

:eek:

-stray-

[ProfessorChaos]

i bet that was fun to explain to ER workers.

"so, my girlfiend is a bit on the insatiable side, so i concocted this device, and uh...:o"

[Danny]

this story of a ,im assuming vagina malfunction, must do to women what this clip does to dudes:

0KnuzB0O53E

[AcesandEights]

Utterly gashly...I mean ghastly!

[MaximusIncredulous]

Statistically, I think it rates just under light bulbs, soda bottles, and artillery rounds.

:eek:

-stray-

and Hamsters. :eek:

[Wooley]

Know what? I knew this was going to be a dildo on a Sawz-All accident before I clicked the link. I've watched way too much weird porn.

[JDFP]

Know what? I knew this was going to be a dildo on a Sawz-All accident before I clicked the link. I've watched way too much weird porn.

Wow, wrong on so many levels. Personally, give me a good picture of Maria Sharapova any day of the week and I'll gladly... er, wait, nevermind...

Eh, just forget I commented on this comment. No comment.

j.p.

[Tricky]

and Hamsters. :eek:

Someone told me the Richard Gere story this weekend involving a gerbil, i can only assume its an urban legend with no truth though :stunned:

[MaximusIncredulous]

Someone told me the Richard Gere story this weekend involving a gerbil, i can only assume its an urban legend with no truth though :stunned:

The Gere version is new to me. I was remembering the account that was floating around the net in the mid-90s that involved two guys doing the gerbil thing.

As you suspect, both are false :lol:

[krakenslayer]

I'm confused. I'm trying to imagine what this contraption looked like and what it was supposed to do. Here's what I imagine: (see attached paint image). I don't get it.



The Gere version is new to me. I was remembering the account that was floating around the net in the mid-90s that involved two guys doing the gerbil thing.

As you suspect, both are false

The Gere story may not have been true, but that is a real activity. I remember reading somewhere on the internet about a particularly disturbing old stag reel called "Kilroy Was Here" that involved two guys doing to an apparently unwilling female. It's a real film, you can google it. I've not seen it though, and I don't intend to. :confused:

[capncnut]

i bet that was fun to explain to ER workers.

"so, my girlfiend is a bit on the insatiable side, so i concocted this device, and uh...:o"
Not half as fun as saying, "erm, I had this glass tube and er, I shoved it up my ass and er, I heard a cracking noise..."

And Hellsing, that has to be the funniest skateboarding fall I have ever seen in my life. Watched it five times - laughed my ass off. :lol:

[ProfessorChaos]

I'm confused. I'm trying to imagine what this contraption looked like and what it was supposed to do. Here's what I imagine: (see attached paint image). I don't get it.

from what i can gather, i bet it looks like this:
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Rcp94biBPxg/SWY5wO2e3KI/AAAAAAAAELo/YCVHJ36Ug0I/s320/sawzall_large.jpg

but with a dildo slapped on top of the saw blade at the end.

[krakenslayer]

from what i can gather, i bet it looks like this:
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Rcp94biBPxg/SWY5wO2e3KI/AAAAAAAAELo/YCVHJ36Ug0I/s320/sawzall_large.jpg

but with a dildo slapped on top of the saw blade at the end.

Ohh, I seeee.... ouch! :eek:

[DjfunkmasterG]

from what i can gather, i bet it looks like this:
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Rcp94biBPxg/SWY5wO2e3KI/AAAAAAAAELo/YCVHJ36Ug0I/s320/sawzall_large.jpg

but with a dildo slapped on top of the saw blade at the end.

Thats pretty much it.

Imagine the power that thing must of unleashed before it cut through the dildo and the woman. :elol:

[krakenslayer]

Thats pretty much it.

Imagine the power that thing must of unleashed before it cut through the dildo and the woman. :elol:

Yes, I imagine that speed and power could potentially do a quite a bit of damage even without the cutting blade. You know... friction and stuff. :confused:

[Chic Freak]

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29621224

I am half shocked, but I had to laugh. Only in Maryland man. :D

Is it wrong that I want to eat chocolate chip cookies now? :o

[Marie]

Is it wrong that I want to eat chocolate chip cookies now? :o

Chocolate, in any form, is NEVER wrong. Say this every morning, it is my mantra:hyper:

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