I know how you will die.

[MapMan]

Tell me your first name, gender and the year you were born and I will tell you
when,where and how you will die.

[deadwrtr]

What would be the good in knowing? Kinda takes the fun out of life, ya know?

:dead: :dead:

[Terran]

So you saying the method to immortality is not to have a name....be genderless....and be either never be born....or be born multiple times...


*gets to work*


What would be the good in knowing? Kinda takes the fun out of life, ya know?

:dead: :dead:


Well if youve seen the movie big fish....if you know the time and way your going to die you could do absolutely anything inbetween and be immortal....jump off buildings and ****

[Philly_SWAT]

HOW?

This is a very mysterious statement to make.

[deadwrtr]

So you saying the method to immortality is not to have a name....be genderless....and be either never be born....or be born multiple times...

*gets to work*

Well if youve seen the movie big fish....if you know the time and way your going to die you could do absolutely anything inbetween and be immortal....jump off buildings and ****


Yep, saw the movie, pretty cool, in fact. You can do anything in-between as it is now, jumping off a building, however... probably not high on my to do list. :)

:eek:

[MinionZombie]

Sounds like someone googled up a website and isn't giving out the URL. :D

[MapMan]

This was intended to be a joke. Never mind.

[bassman]

Give me your shoe size, a chunk of your hair, and a collection of your nail clippings and I can tell you when it's going to rain....


:shifty:

[Danny]

according to one of those find the day sites im gonna die when im 67 of a heart attack, meh when your only 18 that kinda phrase doesnt exactly strike fear in your heart, though it may convince a retard that hes invincible for the next 49 years:lol:

[Terran]

Yep, saw the movie, pretty cool, in fact. You can do anything in-between as it is now, jumping off a building, however... probably not high on my to do list. :)

:eek:


Well yeah you can do anything you want to now...but you might die doing it....

However...if you like looked into some magic ball or something and saw the moment and circumstances of your death you could do anything from that moment till your death and be invincable....

So lets say you die in a car accident when your an old man....

You could at 21 jump out of an airplane without a parachute and survive the impact....

Shoot yourself in the face with a shot gun sixteen times and live....it would be awsome!....:evil:

[deadwrtr]

Well yeah you can do anything you want to now...but you might die doing it....
You could at 21 jump out of an airplane without a parachute and survive the impact....

Shoot yourself in the face with a shot gun sixteen times and live....it would be awsome!....:evil:

The beauty of free will. :)

[kortick]

you forget we are at the mercy of a petty and vengeful god

when your number is up there you go

and you are on an as needed as called basis

like hannibal lecter says

"watch the papers....god always wins"

[p2501]

Tell me your first name, gender and the year you were born and I will tell you
when,where and how you will die.


PFFFFT, do something useful. give me winning powerball numbers or shaddup.

N00B:rolleyes:

[dmbfanintn]

you forget we are at the mercy of a petty and vengeful god




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N00B:rolleyes:

Uh, you've only been here since Feb 06. Not such an "oldie" yourself, huh?

:eek: :eek: :D :eek: :eek:

[LoSTBoY]

You can't tell me when I will die, I am in charge of my own death!!!!

*Slits wrist*

Ah-ha!! I win!!
:D :) :| :confused: :dead:

[DjfunkmasterG]

Give me your girlfriends name, address and the time of her last menstrual cycle. I can guarantee she has my child within 9 months of my visit. :D

[dmbfanintn]

Give me your girlfriends name, address and the time of her last menstrual cycle. I can guarantee she has my child within 9 months of my visit. :D


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[MinionZombie]

*ahem*

Member of THIS forum since then. Member of HPOTD for years. Like myself, I've been here since 1998, this is my 3rd forum. If I'm not mistaken P2501 has been around as long as I have. So we're both "oldies" to coin your phrase. :D

[dmbfanintn]

*ahem*

Member of THIS forum since then. Member of HPOTD for years. Like myself, I've been here since 1998, this is my 3rd forum. If I'm not mistaken P2501 has been around as long as I have. So we're both "oldies" to coin your phrase. :D

Chill bro, I know how long he has been here, I have too!

I guess it came across wrong, it was meant to be a stab at just that....how long he's been here, but that we ALL have Feb 06 member since.

No offense intended!

[TexasZombie]

Tell me your first name, gender and the year you were born and I will tell you
when,where and how you will die.

Sorry. I'm already dead, but thanks anyway. :)

TZ

[MapMan]

Give me your girlfriends name, address and the time of her last menstrual cycle. I can guarantee she has my child within 9 months of my visit. :D

Thats funny!

[MissJacksonCA]

oooo email me and tell me!

[mista_mo]

Tell me the name of you 3rd child and i will turn his blood into mustard.