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Chic Freak
29-Jun-2009, 12:50 PM
I guess the recession really is hitting all areas of industry!


A prostitute in Oklahoma was so desperate for business that she was caught having sex with a man in exchange for a box of crisps.

Police followed Lahoma Smith's vehicle and discovered her and a man engaged in sexual activity inside.

She told officers that the man asked for her sex but did not have and cash so they struck a deal by which he gave her the crisps.

LINK (http://news.uk.msn.com/odd-news/article.aspx?cp-documentid=148226499)

There is a "credit crunch" pun to be had here somewhere, but I'm damned if I can tell where.

and before anyone asks, yes, crisps = potato chips ;)
AcesandEights
29-Jun-2009, 03:04 PM
Damn, I'd almost feel less sorry for her if she were a crack whore.
Craig
29-Jun-2009, 03:14 PM
'Prostitute paid in crisps'

That's probably the funniest sentence I've read in a long time :lol:
Cody
29-Jun-2009, 04:07 PM
mmm she sounds like my kinda women
darth los
29-Jun-2009, 04:18 PM
At that point doesn't a person have to question the path their life is on? I mean isn't cleaning the park for a welfare check better than this?







:cool:
Publius
29-Jun-2009, 04:48 PM
Best headline I've seen for this story:

She's all that and a bag of chips (http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/local/crime/Stupid-Crimes-He-was-stowing-away-again-in-Mar-49129557.html)
AcesandEights
29-Jun-2009, 04:53 PM
Best headline I've seen for this story:

She's all that and a bag of chips (http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/local/crime/Stupid-Crimes-He-was-stowing-away-again-in-Mar-49129557.html)

:elol:

That is classic!
Yojimbo
29-Jun-2009, 05:08 PM
I've heard of exchanges like this. A trick for a pack of cigarettes, a trick for food stamps. Depressing and sad, really.
capncnut
29-Jun-2009, 06:11 PM
Ready salted Walkers for a wank
Cheesy Wotsits for a blowjob
Salt and Vinegar Chipsticks for breast relief
Beef Monster Munch for a f**k
and BBQ Pringles for anal

Nice system :D
Chic Freak
29-Jun-2009, 06:15 PM
Ready salted Walkers for a wank
Cheesy Wotsits for a blowjob
Salt and Vinegar Chipsticks for breast relief
Beef Monster Munch for a f**k
and BBQ Pringles for anal

Nice system :D

What would you get for Thai sweet chilli Sensations? :eek:
Mike70
30-Jun-2009, 02:38 AM
maybe she had the munchies really bad and decided to kill two birds with one bag of crisps.
Cody
30-Jun-2009, 03:13 AM
Ready salted Walkers for a wank
Cheesy Wotsits for a blowjob
Salt and Vinegar Chipsticks for breast relief
Beef Monster Munch for a f**k
and BBQ Pringles for anal

Nice system :D

Lol! Nice Capn
clanglee
30-Jun-2009, 03:26 AM
That is sad and funny all rolled up together in a wonderful little package.



Damn, I'd almost feel less sorry for her if she were a crack whore.

Oh I can gaurantee you that she probably WAS indeed a crack whore.
Chic Freak
30-Jun-2009, 06:07 AM
Oh I can gaurantee you that she probably WAS indeed a crack whore.

I guess the next story we'll hear is "crack dealer paid in crisps"!
capncnut
30-Jun-2009, 07:39 AM
What would you get for Thai sweet chilli Sensations? :eek:
Watersports.

Nice to wash those crisps down with. ;)



Lol! Nice Capn
I figured the blow job guy would approve. How many packs of Cheesy Wotsits has the Codester ploughed through? All those pieces of ass you got on MySpace, I think a lot.
krakenslayer
30-Jun-2009, 08:35 AM
snack whore :P
FoodFight
30-Jun-2009, 10:17 PM
Fish and chips?

Something to go with the clam dip?
blind2d
01-Jul-2009, 12:37 AM
Why are we talking about this? Is there even a point? It's not like we can affect anything. - Noodle
Um, you're not supposed to be on this thread. - Me
FoodFight
03-Jul-2009, 03:38 PM
It just goes to show....Ho's gotta eat too.