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capncnut
04-Aug-2009, 08:28 AM
I told you!!!

Not quite Derek Acorah but read and watch here (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2568380/Jackiey-Budden-says-daughter-Jade-Goody-has-spoken-to-her-through-psychic.html).

:rolleyes:

MinionZombie
04-Aug-2009, 10:09 AM
I told you!!!

Not quite Derek Acorah but read and watch here (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2568380/Jackiey-Budden-says-daughter-Jade-Goody-has-spoken-to-her-through-psychic.html).

:rolleyes:
http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/Tarkus/FacePalm.jpg

Neil
04-Aug-2009, 11:15 AM
http://www.dailyindia.com/show/325474.php

Hasn't she done enough damage to the gene pool already?

AcesandEights
04-Aug-2009, 02:13 PM
watch here (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2568380/Jackiey-Budden-says-daughter-Jade-Goody-has-spoken-to-her-through-psychic.html).



Uggh, that is low class and foul.

Danny
04-Aug-2009, 03:05 PM
no, just no. i refuse to give more of my time to that faction of popular culture, its just not im my make-up, i fear any more of this shit will actually prove toxic to me.

Neil
04-Aug-2009, 07:08 PM
I told you!!!

Not quite Derek Acorah but read and watch here (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2568380/Jackiey-Budden-says-daughter-Jade-Goody-has-spoken-to-her-through-psychic.html).

:rolleyes:


LMFAO:-


Clutching the nightdress Jade wore as she passed away "to help connect with the spirit world".


Jackiey said: "I could smell Jade like she was standing there next to me - the feeling was incredible."

...hmmm... Doesn't take a lot to work it out :)

krakenslayer
04-Aug-2009, 07:47 PM
They should have done it as a Candid Camera sketch. At the end a floating shuttlecock with a smiley face painted on it should have floated into the room on strings making spooky noises.

Just as she suspects its a gag, Jeremy Beadle walks in wearing a funny beard, she begins to laugh...

...then Jeremy Beadle reminds her that he is actually dead himself and removes the funny beard revealing his hollow eye sockets and grinning skull face. She faints and Zombie Beadle eats her guts.

Yeah, that would have been cool... :p

capncnut
04-Aug-2009, 08:21 PM
I smell an epic war of words a-brewin'.

http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/showbiz/a169221/jack-tweed-blasts-goodys-mother.html

I like the way Jack Tweed says Jackiey is "simply after the money". So he wasn't thinking of the money when he married that fat bald pig? And, if I'm being perfectly honest, he's been twice as disrespectful. All I've seen him do since Jade kicked the bucket is live it up, get pissed (who can blame him ;)) and be photographed with a nice bit of muff hanging off his arm every single night. Twat.


http://www.dailyindia.com/show/325474.php

Hasn't she done enough damage to the gene pool already?
WTF, she's only got one arm! How the f**k is she gonna hold the baby's legs up and wipe it's arse at the same time? :lol:

Edit: Oh, and she's writing an autobiography. <groan>

krakenslayer
04-Aug-2009, 08:35 PM
Edit: Oh, and she's writing an autobiography. <groan>

Let me guess - it will be entitled My Story, and this will be embossed on the front cover in a loose, flowing "handwritten" style, over a photo of Jackie standing against a plain white background looking sad but "strong"...

Neil
04-Aug-2009, 09:09 PM
Let me guess - it will be entitled My Story, and this will be embossed on the front cover in a loose, flowing "handwritten" style, over a photo of Jackie standing against a plain white background looking sad but "strong"...

There were rumours of a Jade movie... God I hope it's just rumours or I'll end up doing jihad on some cinemas!

krakenslayer
04-Aug-2009, 09:21 PM
There were rumours of a Jade movie... God I hope it's just rumours or I'll end up doing jihad on some cinemas!

"From the people wot brot you Spiceworld: The Movie..."

capncnut
04-Aug-2009, 09:42 PM
There were rumours of a Jade movie... God I hope it's just rumours or I'll end up doing jihad on some cinemas!
Jade: The Movie is still a go, I'm afraid. Slated for a 2010 release.

Jade: The Musical starts later this year.

Tricky
04-Aug-2009, 09:57 PM
Jade: The Movie is still a go, I'm afraid. Slated for a 2010 release.

Jade: The Musical starts later this year.

:eek: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!

All this talking from beyond the grave is a load of crap as well, her mum (who cant even spell her own name right, what kind of spelling is "Jackiey"??) trying to milk some more money out of the papers by getting this bullshit story published,unfortunately certain people will lap this up :rolleyes:
Jade was a thick, fat,racist,bullying publicity whore who would have remained a complete nobody had she not been on that god awful big brother show :mad:

capncnut
04-Aug-2009, 10:05 PM
what kind of spelling is "Jackiey"?
Jackiey's mum probably thought "Hmm, how do you spell Jackie? Does it end with an 'i', 'e' or a 'y'? Oh f**k it, I'll just put all three in just to make sure!" :lol:

clanglee
05-Aug-2009, 06:20 AM
Who the fuck is that trailer trash transvestite? And when the hell did they start making rednecks with british accents?

Danny
05-Aug-2009, 07:40 AM
Who the fuck is that trailer trash transvestite? And when the hell did they start making rednecks with british accents?

1985, exactly 1985.

clanglee
06-Aug-2009, 12:27 AM
I just find it amusing as hell. Take away the accent and that lady could be on Jerry Springer yelling at her baby daddy. Actually, I take it back. Her accent is actually on par with some of the worst southern or mook accents as far as the imbecile level goes.

capncnut
06-Aug-2009, 07:02 AM
Search around...

1. Jade told Jackiey during the seance that she has met Ghandi.

2. Jade told Jackiey during the seance that Jack Tweed never cared about her.

3. Jade is just as silly from beyond the grave than she was in life.

For fucks sake, the stupid c**t is cold as yesterday's custard but she still wont shut up. Gimme a rope... someone! :bored:

Mike70
05-Sep-2009, 12:42 PM
jade goody may speak from beyond the grave but her widower is going to be speaking to a judge. he has been thrown in the clink on a rape charge.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/essex/8239622.stm

capncnut
05-Sep-2009, 01:51 PM
Nice, now there's just one person left on the list. Jackiey.

Mike70
05-Sep-2009, 02:12 PM
Nice, now there's just one person left on the list. Jackiey.

a bit interesting that his attorney didn't file an application for bail isn't it? i wonder what the exact details of this case are.

if i remember correctly from previous posts/threads, this guy has always been a criminal sort of character.

capncnut
05-Sep-2009, 04:45 PM
There doesn't seem to be too much information about the case other than the fact that Tweed and another chav were arrested for sexually assaulting a teenager.

He's definitely going to jail because he was imprisoned earlier this year for twelve weeks after assaulting a taxi driver. I think this is why bail was denied because he's still being monitored by the police for that.


Edit: Just found out that the teenager who was allegedy assaulted did not shower after the attack and went straight to the police hoping that they will find some DNA traces. I'm sure he will probably pull the grieving widower bollocks at the courthouse though.

MinionZombie
05-Sep-2009, 05:48 PM
Ugh ... the Goody clan creep me out ... *picks nose*

SymphonicX
10-Sep-2009, 03:33 PM
f***ing waste of carbon

Neil
12-Apr-2010, 02:32 PM
There doesn't seem to be too much information about the case other than the fact that Tweed and another chav were arrested for sexually assaulting a teenager.

He's definitely going to jail because he was imprisoned earlier this year for twelve weeks after assaulting a taxi driver. I think this is why bail was denied because he's still being monitored by the police for that.


Edit: Just found out that the teenager who was allegedy assaulted did not shower after the attack and went straight to the police hoping that they will find some DNA traces. I'm sure he will probably pull the grieving widower bollocks at the courthouse though.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/essex/8615732.stm

So it's coming down to his/their word vs hers...

Tricky
12-Apr-2010, 05:23 PM
The man is an absolute wide boy twat, who clearly thinks he's some kind of hard man, I'd love to give him a smack in the chops! I hope that girl isnt lying & that he actually gets jailed properly for this, with any luck another lag who is a genuine hard man will give him a hiding & stop him strutting around like he owns the place!

Neil
12-Apr-2010, 09:26 PM
The man is an absolute wide boy twat, who clearly thinks he's some kind of hard man, I'd love to give him a smack in the chops! I hope that girl isnt lying & that he actually gets jailed properly for this, with any luck another lag who is a genuine hard man will give him a hiding & stop him strutting around like he owns the place!

If he's found guilty, after two assault convictions, you'd hope for a serious sentence!

Tricky
12-Apr-2010, 10:33 PM
If he's found guilty, after two assault convictions, you'd hope for a serious sentence!

Remember which country he's getting tried in though, chances are he'll get a slap on the wrist fine, a pathetic community sentence, have to wear a tag for a few months but essentially be a free man...

MinionZombie
13-Apr-2010, 10:01 AM
A prime example of the horrors of reality television, and "fame greed".

Neil
26-Apr-2010, 02:23 PM
Turns out he's a lovely innocent chap after all... http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1268915/Jack-Tweed-cleared-rape.html

MinionZombie
26-Apr-2010, 06:04 PM
Turns out he's a lovely innocent chap after all... http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1268915/Jack-Tweed-cleared-rape.html
Oi, tweed, put your fist down you prat, you didn't just overturn a prison sentence you served for a decade or more even though you were innocent, or something equally suited to a fist-in-the-air moment.

That twat will now go and do something else. He's clearly a tosser regardless of this case.