Gladiators

[capncnut]

Okay, been watching Gladiators on Challenge (American Gladiators to the rest of you) and mmm, are these people retarded?

Seriously, what knuckleheaded steroid fuelled f**king idiots!

One game is called 'Hang Tough' where the Gladiator chases the contender via rings suspended in the air. Wolf pounced on him and the dude fell to the mat like a sack of shit. The dude got up and was telling the ref that he won because he was closer to the platform than Wolf. I mean, no offence but...

...just when I thought the contestants were braindead f**knuts, one Gladiator lost a game of 'Atlasphere' and went off on one, tongue virtually hanging out of his mouth like Jar-Jar Binks and 'slaid', "He wlas luckly beclause I had plactised this glame for thlee wleeks and only thlree clontlestants had glot plast me."

WTF?

Blunch of clunts if you ask me. Show needs to be banned. :dead:

Still, the Eliminator is fun. The only game I like is when the retard fires the gun at the bullseye behind the Gladiator at the platform. Anyone else watch this crap?

[AcesandEights]

...just when I thought the contestants were braindead f**knuts, one Gladiator lost a game of 'Atlasphere' and went off on one, tongue virtually hanging out of his mouth like Jar-Jar Binks and 'slaid', "He wlas luckly beclause I had plactised this glame for thlee wleeks and only thlree clontlestants had glot plast me."



Blunch of clunts if you ask me.
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Nice! Yeah, Gladiators/American Gladiators is a big ol' serving of stupidity, but I have to admit that I liked the original version of the show when I was a kid, though even then I was able to see how ridiculous it all is...but that's kind of what makes it so fun. Right? The cheese factor?

[EvilNed]

Television in itself is mostly for retards, if you ask me. And this is not the good ol' communist speaking, this is just the common sense speaking. I hate modern entertainment very, very much and rarely, extremely rarely, do I come across anything that I would classify as watcheable.

[bassman]

American Gladiators was stupid in the 80's and 90's, so I'll never understand why they felt the need to bring it back...

[BillyRay]

American Gladiators is for people who find professional wrassling to be "too cerebral"....

[darth los]

Okay, been watching Gladiators on Challenge (American Gladiators to the rest of you) and mmm, are these people retarded?

Seriously, what knuckleheaded steroid fuelled f**king idiots!

One game is called 'Hang Tough' where the Gladiator chases the contender via rings suspended in the air. Wolf pounced on him and the dude fell to the mat like a sack of shit. The dude got up and was telling the ref that he won because he was closer to the platform than Wolf. I mean, no offence but...

...just when I thought the contestants were braindead f**knuts, one Gladiator lost a game of 'Atlasphere' and went off on one, tongue virtually hanging out of his mouth like Jar-Jar Binks and 'slaid', "He wlas luckly beclause I had plactised this glame for thlee wleeks and only thlree clontlestants had glot plast me."

WTF?

Blunch of clunts if you ask me. Show needs to be banned. :dead:

Still, the Eliminator is fun. The only game I like is when the retard fires the gun at the bullseye behind the Gladiator at the platform. Anyone else watch this crap?




My sister's addicted to it. Although it's almost certainly for their bodies more than anything else. I can understand that. Everyone's so fat here in america it's rare to come across bodies like that, and yes that goes for both genders.




As a matter of fact I was riding the bus home from work yesterday and it struck me that like 1 out of every 3 people I saw was fat!! :stunned:


And to make it worse most of them were walking with some type of food in their hand. :rolleyes:


Truly Disgusting. :hurl:








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[BillyRay]

You think that's bad, I live in Wisconsin.

Cheap beer and fried cheese abound.

And it's the State Fair this week.

(the horror....)

[bassman]

You know what's worse than Gladiators on the tube? Gladiators on the silver screen. I can't seem to find the article now, but I saw a few months back that they're actually in the process of making an American Gladiators motion picture!:|

[Mike70]

yeah capn, i caught this idiocy on tv one day and you're right, it is about as bottom of the barrel as "entertainment" gets.

here i was hoping that this thread was about actual roman gladiators.:(

anyhoo, gladiators/american gladiators were/are both dumb as a box of hand rubbed rocks and totally focking ridiculous to boot.

to turn around billyray's phrase: shows like gladiators actually make wrestling look cerebral.

[AcesandEights]

here i was hoping that this thread was about actual roman gladiators.:(



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Do you ever watch gladiator movies, Scipio?

[BillyRay]

So, Aces, have you ever seen a grown man naked?

[darth los]

You think that's bad, I live in Wisconsin.

Cheap beer and fried cheese abound.

And it's the State Fair this week.

(the horror....)



Hey tricky! These are the same kinda folks who probably ride the handi- carts at supermarkets as well.


This kind of stuff has to be regulated.








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[bassman]

I was just thinking about it and even though Gladiators is a silly show, that game where they're on a small bridge and use large q-tip looking things to knock each other off looks like fun!:D

[AcesandEights]

I was just thinking about it and even though Gladiators is a silly show, that game where they're on a small bridge and use large q-tip looking things to knock each other off looks like fun!:D

If only flame wars, e-disputes and political discourse were settled in such a manner :)

[capncnut]

Yeah, why flame when you can have the sheer satisfaction of knowing you were 1.5 seconds faster on the travellator. :D

[darth los]

If only flame wars, e-disputes and political discourse were settled in such a manner :)


Ah my friend, but then wouldn't have even half of these "internet gangsters" talking the shit they do from their mom's basement. :elol:











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[SRP76]

Oh, it's just a popcorn show.

That is the right excuse to give, right? I mean, I see it tossed around constantly to defend the shitty movies people talk about, so it must apply here, as well, right?

Just say "popcorn", and everything's alright.

[AcesandEights]

Or you could just perpetually call everything shit and be safe in the knowledge you are superior to the wretched masses.

[darth los]

Oh, it's just a popcorn show.

That is the right excuse to give, right? I mean, I see it tossed around constantly to defend the shitty movies people talk about, so it must apply here, as well, right?

Just say "popcorn", and everything's alright.



exactly!! It's the same logic behind engaging in disruptive behavior that disrupts civil discussion of the issues and hate speech and then draping yourself in the flag and calling yourself a patriot.


It just makes everything alright.










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