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Danny

12-Aug-2009, 04:22 PM

http://www.amazon.com/Mountain-Mens-Three-Short-Sleeve/product-reviews/B002HJ377A

now you KNOW mo's already got 6 of these bitches, one sewn into a tuxedo jacket, for the classic man about town/ guy with 3 fucking wolves and a moon on his shirt dual look.

BillyRay

12-Aug-2009, 04:30 PM

It certainly seems the the perfect gift for any transgendered wiccan furries on your Xmas list...

mista_mo

12-Aug-2009, 06:02 PM

I have several, made into various articles of clothing. To go along with my suit, I had one made into a bowtie, with just wolf fangs printed on em. Oh yea, you can tell that I get all of the intelligent ladies, with my rugged charms and intimidating suit.

Danny

12-Aug-2009, 06:12 PM

I KNEW IT!, im like the pourieu of manly wolf shirts motherfuckers!

mista_mo

12-Aug-2009, 06:16 PM

I wouldn't gloat yet. I'm clearly a very easy person to read. Now if you'll excuse me, I gotta go naked surfing with George Romero, and drink Panda blood with Jerry Springer. I'm all booked up, lookie me.

kortick

12-Aug-2009, 07:54 PM

hey any shirt that has animals
that eat shit and howls at the moon
is a must have on my xmas shopping list.

Tricky

12-Aug-2009, 08:20 PM

krakenslayer

12-Aug-2009, 08:26 PM

:lol:

Theres a myspace group dedicated to the wolf fleece,check this out!

http://www.myspace.com/wolfsociety

I see loads of those god awful things on middle aged women round here,a truly ghastly fashion statement!

In Glasgow, we have a similar trend among latter-middle-aged women, something that my girlfriend and I have termed the "scenic fleece": it's a cheap-looking fleece jacket printed with a detailed landscape with (poorly rendered) mountains and hills and rivers and animals. It's brilliant - it's like a painting you can wear!!!! :lol:

Tricky

12-Aug-2009, 08:37 PM

In Glasgow, we have a similar trend among latter-middle-aged women, something that my girlfriend and I have termed the "scenic fleece": it's a cheap-looking fleece jacket printed with a detailed landscape with (poorly rendered) mountains and hills and rivers and animals. It's brilliant - it's like a painting you can wear!!!! :lol:

:lol::lol:
check this site out too http://fleecelovers.blogspot.com/

bassman

12-Aug-2009, 08:39 PM

Never noticed this wolf shirt fad, but I have noticed that a large amount of people around here wear these shirts with skulls and jibberish all over them.:confused:

Tricky

12-Aug-2009, 08:42 PM

Never noticed this wolf shirt fad, but I have noticed that a large amount of people around here wear these shirts with skulls and jibberish all over them.:confused:

is that these ones?
http://www.extremenutrition.co.uk/catalog/images/Couture_Wht.jpg

Now im a pretty fashionable bloke who keeps up as much as my wallet will allow,but these are pretty kyfe & not a style i'll be going for!

bassman

12-Aug-2009, 08:46 PM

Those are the ones, Tricky. Seems like everyone is wearing them. I saw a store in the mall that sales nothing but those kinds of clothing and the prices were fucking ridiculous. I'm talking almost 100 bucks for a pair of pants and 50 for a shirt!:eek:

krakenslayer

12-Aug-2009, 08:46 PM

:lol::lol:
check this site out too http://fleecelovers.blogspot.com/

We call these ones "character fleeces":
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_yn9SHKHkNHk/SZBcIWRXtPI/AAAAAAAAAAw/KUuNFD31Y00/s1600/rick02.jpg

And once I saw a cool-looking 20-year-old black hip-hopper dude with expensive shoes and a turned-up baseball cap wearing this one (must be trendier than we think!):

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_yn9SHKHkNHk/SZBchtph0SI/AAAAAAAAAA4/tGHEliWbtVw/s1600/rick03.jpg

Craig

12-Aug-2009, 11:05 PM

Mike70

12-Aug-2009, 11:22 PM

:lol::lol:
check this site out too http://fleecelovers.blogspot.com/

:stunned::lol:

damn, i think i need to get the ugly fashion bah-oogah horn out.

Bah-oogah!

people actually wear this shit when they go out?! whatever happened to the days when fleeces like those were worn once to the obligatory family christmas gathering and then buried in the back of a closet.

cutesy fleeces are one of the lowest focking points of everday wear.

blind2d

13-Aug-2009, 02:13 AM

Argh, all those pansy "fashions" make me retch. Give me a good pair of Cuban heels, a moderately clean nappy, and I'm set, yeah? - Murdoc

clanglee

13-Aug-2009, 03:39 AM

Thanks a lot Hellz. . . now Amazon thinks I love wolf shirts. I go on Amazon and top of the "more to explore" category I have a selection of three horrid wolf shirts staring me down. Damn you man. . damn you!!! :p

krakenslayer

13-Aug-2009, 08:48 AM

Argh, all those pansy "fashions" make me retch. Give me a good pair of Cuban heels, a moderately clean nappy, and I'm set, yeah? - Murdoc

:lol:

I assume that was intentional and nappy means the same in the US as it does in the UK? (I thought you guys said "diaper"?) :p

MikePizzoff

13-Aug-2009, 01:13 PM

My drummer actually owns/wears one of these...

Danny

13-Aug-2009, 01:27 PM

My drummer actually owns/wears one of these...

*looks slowly up from his desk, camera zooms in and moves forward to his face to a heightening screeching noise*

my god......

*DUN!- que black screen with a floating "LOST"*

Skippy911sc

13-Aug-2009, 03:39 PM

Oh the review was AWESOME!!!!

Tell me one of you wrote those!!!

Thanks for the link.... Now I must order one just to impress those girls at the swap meet. :)

clanglee

15-Aug-2009, 03:40 AM

Tricky

15-Aug-2009, 10:53 AM

I found this product as link in one of the many hilarious reviews of the Three Wolf Shirt. . .

The reviews on this are almost as funny.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00032G1S0/ref=cm_cr_asin_lnk

Pay speacial attention to the product pictures.:D

13,602 of 13,728 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars Dual Function Design, November 10, 2008
By B. Govern "Bee-Dot-Govern" (New Jersey, USA) - See all my reviews
(REAL NAME)

This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that's when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the wolves on my shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to 'howl at the moon' from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called mehth. I told them no, because they didn't have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.

I arrived at Wal-mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my wolves would show. While I was browsing tube socks, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and flip-flops standing there. She told me she liked the wolves on my shirt, I told her I wanted to howl at her moon. She offered me a swig from her mountain dew, and I drove my scooter, with her shuffling along side out the door and into the rest of our lives. Thank you wolf shirt.

Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts women
Cons: Only 3 wolves (could probably use a few more on the 'guns'), cannot see wolves when sitting with arms crossed, wolves would have been better if they glowed in the dark.

:lol::lol::lol:

Bone Daddy

15-Aug-2009, 10:01 PM

Whilst checking out the wolf shirt, I found a link for those pants the 'roid heads used to wear. Zubaz pants and this review made me spit coffee out of my nose:
http://g-ecx.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/38/2d/e858e03ae7a09dee2e071210.L.jpg

I was searching for clothes that speak to me.. These pants not only spoke to me, they entered my soul and transformed me. When I get out of my bitchin 78 camaro wearing these bad boys, there's no question who the boss man is..
You can easily go commando in these and feel even more manly. Your junk swings freely and using the restroom is that much easier..
Accessories to consider:
Flannel shirt with the sleeves cut off. The "don't mess with me" look.
flip flops - The casual "I'm too lazy to get fully dressed" look.
baseball helmet with two beer can holders on the sides.
Ball cap worn backwards or to the side. You know I'm coooool.
These pants will get the ladies. There are many many places these can be worn to attract the female species:
Tractor pull
Walmart
NASCAR events
Your local neighborhood crack houses.
The drug rehab rec room
Any place in the state of IOWA.

I recommend buying multiple pairs. Keep an extra pair in the trunk of your car.. You never know where you will wake up in the morning but you will always have a clean pair of these bad boys with you..

Mike70

16-Aug-2009, 06:43 AM

http://g-ecx.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/38/2d/e858e03ae7a09dee2e071210.L.jpg

HA! you'd have to be a card carrying member of the he-man woman haters society to wear that kind of ridiculous kit out in public.

78 camaro? way too high class for this dirt bag. he so has mopar written all over him.

strayrider

18-Aug-2009, 07:02 AM

HA! you'd have to be a card carrying member of the he-man woman haters society to wear that kind of ridiculous kit out in public.

78 camaro? way too high class for this dirt bag. he so has mopar written all over him.

C'mon, Scip, you know that those trousers are right up your alley. A pair of them, combined with one of your Charlie Brown sweaters, and you're dressed to swagger the mean streets of Cincy in style.

Post pics!

:D

-stray-

Chic Freak

18-Aug-2009, 10:53 AM

Thanks for the link, it's funny as hell! :lol:

Tricky, what does kyfe mean?

Tricky

18-Aug-2009, 11:57 AM

Thanks for the link, it's funny as hell! :lol:

Tricky, what does kyfe mean?

Ha ha its another word for shit!

blind2d

19-Aug-2009, 02:17 AM

The things you learn on the internet...
Wolf shirt? I've had one for years, way ahead of the trends! Or behind? Whatever, I still use it as a dish towel.