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Tri0xin
21-May-2006, 01:08 PM
I guess he had enough of the one-legged bitch. :lol:

Tricky
21-May-2006, 01:17 PM
A south african gold miner had an accident at work & lost a leg,he said "great,im bolloxed now,who would want a one legged gold digger?"

next day his phone rang,"hi,paul mcartney here........"
:lol:

Adrenochrome
21-May-2006, 01:58 PM
A south african gold miner had an accident at work & lost a leg,he said "great,im bolloxed now,who would want a one legged gold digger?"

next day his phone rang,"hi,paul mcartney here........"
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kortick
21-May-2006, 02:10 PM
that was a strange relationship

i was amazed when she took her leg off
on larry king and handed it to him

no prenup agreement either

he could care less
she will never get 1/2 of his stuff

he will just write her a nice hefty check
and she will hobble off
then he will go on tour and make it all back

glsjaw
21-May-2006, 02:18 PM
like he wont find a nice fresh 21 year old flipper baby to hook up with

AcesandEights
21-May-2006, 04:35 PM
*CRAP*

Does this mean a Beatle has had sex with a 21 year old girl more recently than I have?!?!?!?!?!

F*CK!

I have to lower my minimum threshold back down to 21...

tju1973
22-May-2006, 02:13 AM
I guess he had enough of the one-legged bitch. :lol:

One legged chicks creep me out man...:)

bassman
22-May-2006, 01:24 PM
"Woke up, got out of bed,
Helped attach, my bitch's leg
Found my way downstairs and drank a cup,
And looking up, I noticed I was late..."