View Full Version : Sir Paul McCartney dumped his old lady...
Tri0xin
21-May-2006, 01:08 PM
I guess he had enough of the one-legged bitch. :lol:
Tricky
21-May-2006, 01:17 PM
A south african gold miner had an accident at work & lost a leg,he said "great,im bolloxed now,who would want a one legged gold digger?"
next day his phone rang,"hi,paul mcartney here........"
:lol:
Adrenochrome
21-May-2006, 01:58 PM
A south african gold miner had an accident at work & lost a leg,he said "great,im bolloxed now,who would want a one legged gold digger?"
next day his phone rang,"hi,paul mcartney here........"
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kortick
21-May-2006, 02:10 PM
that was a strange relationship
i was amazed when she took her leg off
on larry king and handed it to him
no prenup agreement either
he could care less
she will never get 1/2 of his stuff
he will just write her a nice hefty check
and she will hobble off
then he will go on tour and make it all back
glsjaw
21-May-2006, 02:18 PM
like he wont find a nice fresh 21 year old flipper baby to hook up with
AcesandEights
21-May-2006, 04:35 PM
*CRAP*
Does this mean a Beatle has had sex with a 21 year old girl more recently than I have?!?!?!?!?!
F*CK!
I have to lower my minimum threshold back down to 21...
tju1973
22-May-2006, 02:13 AM
I guess he had enough of the one-legged bitch. :lol:
One legged chicks creep me out man...:)
bassman
22-May-2006, 01:24 PM
"Woke up, got out of bed,
Helped attach, my bitch's leg
Found my way downstairs and drank a cup,
And looking up, I noticed I was late..."
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