Mike70
05-Nov-2009, 01:16 AM
ol' clang is walking along one day when he finds an old, unusual looking bottle. he picks it up, gives it a rub and lo and behold, a genie pops out. the genie says "you get 3 wishes."
clang thinks for a second then says, "my first wish is for the ultimate gaming experience. every time i play, no matter what it is, i'll always kick ass and always have an awesome time."
genie says, " done. what's your next wish."
clang thinks again for a bit then says, " my second wish is for a never ending joint of the best weed in the world."
genie says, "done. here' your joint. it's perfect and it'll never run out."
clang takes a big drag and the thing is hitting like a champ. it's the best weed clang's ever smoked and he is in dope heaven. no matter how hard he hits it, it won't burn down.
genie says, "what is your third wish."
clang holds up the joint and responds right away, "my third wish is for another one of these."
clang thinks for a second then says, "my first wish is for the ultimate gaming experience. every time i play, no matter what it is, i'll always kick ass and always have an awesome time."
genie says, " done. what's your next wish."
clang thinks again for a bit then says, " my second wish is for a never ending joint of the best weed in the world."
genie says, "done. here' your joint. it's perfect and it'll never run out."
clang takes a big drag and the thing is hitting like a champ. it's the best weed clang's ever smoked and he is in dope heaven. no matter how hard he hits it, it won't burn down.
genie says, "what is your third wish."
clang holds up the joint and responds right away, "my third wish is for another one of these."