deadpunk
15-Nov-2009, 04:23 AM
I had a conversation today that went like this:
Other guy: "Is a mummy a zombie?"
Me: "No. Mummy's don't eat human flesh or infect people."
Other guy: "So, what the fuck is a mummy, then?"
Me: "How should I know? I don't like mummies. There hsn't been a decent mummy movie since fucking Boris Karloff died."
Other guy: "Then what do you like besides zombies?"
Me: "Ummmmmm..."
And I spent the rest of the day pondering that. What do I like besides zombies?
I've never been a huge fan of what capncnut refers to as the supernatural natural killer, such as Jason or Michael Meyers. Not even Freddy. (Look, I have serious trouble taking a monster seriously when he gets his ass handed to him by 'the dream warriors' :sneaky:) Slasher flicks just bore me to death with the predicitability and lack of plot.
I used to b a huge fan of the really old creature feaures. Movies like; The Killer Shrews (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0052969/), The Blob (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0051418/), The Wasp Woman (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0054462/) and The Creature from the Black Lagoon (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0046876/). Man, I remember when I couldn't get enough of those. But, they rarely scared me. And honestly, a man can only take so much black and white footage with stereotyped characters and bad FX.
Vampires...I can go either way. I loved the vampires in 30 Days of Night and even the ones Stephen King idealized for Salem's Lot were pretty decent. But then you look at what movies like that Twilight crap have done to vampires, and it gets kind of hard to take them seriously.
If anyone can point me to a serious horror movie with a werewolf...
I do like a good ghost movie. The Sixth Sense, The Others, The Ring, The Grudge and Poltergeist rank among some of my favorite movies.
You know what movie I liked? The Birds. But, in reality, I only like it because it's very similar to NOTLD. Civilization ges ripped out from under mankind's collective feet by a force that outnumbers them and they are forced to hunker down and wait it out. I think Hitchcock made some thought-provoking movies, but I don't really fall into the mindset that he was a genius. A few of his films really draw me in, most of them cause my attention to wander from boredom.
Alien inspired horror films are a 50/50 shot for me. Alien stands out as a particularly scary movie (although the sequels were straight action films).
So, what do I like besides zombies? :rockbrow:
Who gives a shit?
There are enough good zombie movies, I could stay entertained a long, long time. :D
Other guy: "Is a mummy a zombie?"
Me: "No. Mummy's don't eat human flesh or infect people."
Other guy: "So, what the fuck is a mummy, then?"
Me: "How should I know? I don't like mummies. There hsn't been a decent mummy movie since fucking Boris Karloff died."
Other guy: "Then what do you like besides zombies?"
Me: "Ummmmmm..."
And I spent the rest of the day pondering that. What do I like besides zombies?
I've never been a huge fan of what capncnut refers to as the supernatural natural killer, such as Jason or Michael Meyers. Not even Freddy. (Look, I have serious trouble taking a monster seriously when he gets his ass handed to him by 'the dream warriors' :sneaky:) Slasher flicks just bore me to death with the predicitability and lack of plot.
I used to b a huge fan of the really old creature feaures. Movies like; The Killer Shrews (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0052969/), The Blob (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0051418/), The Wasp Woman (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0054462/) and The Creature from the Black Lagoon (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0046876/). Man, I remember when I couldn't get enough of those. But, they rarely scared me. And honestly, a man can only take so much black and white footage with stereotyped characters and bad FX.
Vampires...I can go either way. I loved the vampires in 30 Days of Night and even the ones Stephen King idealized for Salem's Lot were pretty decent. But then you look at what movies like that Twilight crap have done to vampires, and it gets kind of hard to take them seriously.
If anyone can point me to a serious horror movie with a werewolf...
I do like a good ghost movie. The Sixth Sense, The Others, The Ring, The Grudge and Poltergeist rank among some of my favorite movies.
You know what movie I liked? The Birds. But, in reality, I only like it because it's very similar to NOTLD. Civilization ges ripped out from under mankind's collective feet by a force that outnumbers them and they are forced to hunker down and wait it out. I think Hitchcock made some thought-provoking movies, but I don't really fall into the mindset that he was a genius. A few of his films really draw me in, most of them cause my attention to wander from boredom.
Alien inspired horror films are a 50/50 shot for me. Alien stands out as a particularly scary movie (although the sequels were straight action films).
So, what do I like besides zombies? :rockbrow:
Who gives a shit?
There are enough good zombie movies, I could stay entertained a long, long time. :D