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MoonSylver
19-Nov-2009, 04:48 AM
Thought the UK members in particular might appreciate this

From the Daily Mail online:

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/11/08/article-1225912-071E90AF000005DC-955_233x448.jpg


Corporal Katrina Hodge was sitting in her barracks in Surrey wearing regulation combats, hair scraped back and face devoid of make-up, when the telephone rang.

The call was from the organiser of the Miss England competition, offering her the title. The previous holder, Rachel Christie, had been involved in an alleged nightclub brawl the week before and forced to stand down.

As runner-up in the contest last July, Katrina was the natural successor. She is due to register as Miss England today and will fly out to South Africa on Tuesday in preparation for the Miss World competition.

Katrina has accepted the challenge with the same staunch enthusiasm she showed when she was deployed to Iraq for seven months. She is nothing if not a trooper; it is just that she happens to regard skimpy frocks and a suntan as highly as serving on the front line.

Known to her Army colleagues as Combat Barbie, Katrina, 22, has stunned the military and modelling worlds alike with her determination to combine the two.

'I like the fact I can come to work with no make-up on and roll around in mud,' she says. 'But I like being glamorous and girlie as well. Becoming Miss England is a dream come true. But I'm not just representing the country. I'm representing the British Army.'

Katrina has spent the past two days making the transformation from corporal to Miss World contestant and will travel to the airport from her base in Frimley Park, Surrey.

'I was in Army mode with no nails when I found out,' she says. 'I don't have any swimsuits or day wear. I'm going to have to run into a shop and grab every size eight dress they have.'

A self-confessed 'girlie girl' who loved the colour pink and dancing, and dreamed of becoming a soap star, Katrina was dared by her older brother Bryan, 25, who is now a butcher, to join the Army when she left school at 16.
Rachel Christie as Miss England with Katrina Hodge

'He was in the Army and joked I would never be strong enough,' she says. 'I went initially to prove him wrong. By week three, I absolutely loved it.'

When she had completed training, Katrina joined the Royal Anglian Regiment, turning up to her barracks in Winchester, Hampshire, wearing kitten heels and false eyelashes, and wheeling pink suitcases.

'No sooner had I walked in than the corporal turned round and said, "It's Combat Barbie!"' says Katrina, who now has a Barbie sign on her bed-room in her barracks. 'The name stuck. I really don't mind, although I did dye my hair brunette because I got sick of all the blonde jokes.'

Her father Jim and mother Ann live in Tunbridge Wells, Kent. 'Mum thought it was a joke at first because I am so girlie, but she is very proud,' says Katrina, who refuses to say if she has a boyfriend.

When Katrina was 18 she was posted to Iraq as one of only ten women in the Royal Anglians.

'I took my hair straighteners and mascara. It didn't mean I couldn't look nice,' she says.

While she and comrades from her unit, the 1st Battalion, were taking a suspected rebel fighter back to base near Basra, their vehicle crashed. When the prisoner grabbed two rifles, Katrina wrestled them from him and restrained him with her bare hands. 'For a moment I thought I was going to die,' she says.

Her commanding officer rewarded her bravery with a commendation to go along with the Iraq Medal she received for her tour of duty, and she was promoted to corporal.

The original Miss England winner, Rachel Christie, 21, is a heptathlete and the niece of Olympic sprinter Linford Christie.

She is alleged to have hit fellow beauty queen Sara Jones at a Manchester nightclub last Monday during a row over a boyfriend. Rachel, who is hoping to compete in the 2012 Olympics, was arrested on suspicion of assault and released on bail.

'Rachel is a good friend of mine and I feel sorry for her,' says Katrina. 'It sounds very out of character.'

Nonetheless, it is Katrina who will fly to Johannesburg in preparation for the pageant that will take place on December 12. She was offered a modelling contract with lingerie firm La Senza this summer and wants to carry on serving in the Army for the foreseeable future - even if she ends up winning Miss World.

'I am hard-working and will make sure I can commit to the two,' she says. 'I want to break down the boundaries.'

http://northshorejournal.org/LinkedImages/2008/07/1katrinahodge.jpg

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/07/19/article-1036575-02009B0700000578-909_468x719.jpg

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/09/07/article-1211677-064F36E9000005DC-571_224x423_popup.jpg

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1225912/Combat-Barbie-Soldier-new-Miss-England-Linford-Christies-niece-hands-crown-nightclub-brawl.html

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/11/08/article-1225912-071DEB4F000005DC-906_468x636.jpg

clanglee
19-Nov-2009, 05:14 AM
Wow, very nice!! She sort of favors Mary Louise Parker. . . who I love with a undying deep passion.. . . . . . she's purdy:p

SymphonicX
19-Nov-2009, 07:04 AM
very cute lady...I'd let her....erm...carpet bomb me anyday....

Ghost Of War
19-Nov-2009, 07:44 AM
Nice. I reckon she looks far more attractive in her combat gear, though. She looks hot in this pic:

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/11/08/article-1225912-071E90AF000005DC-955_233x448.jpg

bassman
19-Nov-2009, 11:31 AM
Nice. I reckon she looks far more attractive in her combat gear, though. She looks hot in this pic:

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/11/08/article-1225912-071E90AF000005DC-955_233x448.jpg

I don't think it's the uniform. It's the gun. Women and guns.:elol:

darth los
19-Nov-2009, 02:32 PM
Damn that woman is fine !:hyper:

She'll be out of the service in no time. Too valuable. I'm sure they'll find an excuse to not have her in the field and such.

:cool:

blind2d
19-Nov-2009, 05:20 PM
Women and guns is right! http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs20/f/2007/289/d/a/Rally_Vincent_by_UdonCrew.jpg

deadpunk
19-Nov-2009, 05:26 PM
Women and guns is right! http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs20/f/2007/289/d/a/Rally_Vincent_by_UdonCrew.jpg

I refuse to be the one to say it. :rolleyes:;):p

darth los
19-Nov-2009, 05:53 PM
Boy, am I ever standing and saluting !! :elol:


ATTENTION !! :sneaky:

:cool:

blind2d
20-Nov-2009, 12:37 AM
What, punk? Whatchoo got? Huh?

deadpunk
20-Nov-2009, 12:53 AM
What, punk? Whatchoo got? Huh?

I think you're ready to make the leap from comic book women to the kind with a pulse, friend. ;):p:moon:

blind2d
21-Nov-2009, 01:20 AM
You're right, of course... but... living people scare the shit outta me.

deadpunk
21-Nov-2009, 02:01 AM
You're right, of course... but... living people scare the shit outta me.

Well, A living dead forum seems the best start then :)

Chic Freak
21-Nov-2009, 02:28 PM
very cute lady...I'd let her....erm...carpet bomb me anyday....

lmao!


Nice. I reckon she looks far more attractive in her combat gear, though. She looks hot in this pic:

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/11/08/article-1225912-071E90AF000005DC-955_233x448.jpg

I agree, she seems a lot more confident being photographed as a soldier than as a model. Very pretty girl though!

mista_mo
21-Nov-2009, 02:46 PM
I'd give her a taste of my armour penetrating ammunition...if you get what I mean

Tricky
21-Nov-2009, 03:46 PM
And just think, if you were her lucky boyfriend, she'd be more than capable of defending her own honour if you werent much of a scrapper yourself! :p

MikePizzoff
21-Nov-2009, 09:04 PM
WOW. If all soldiers were this hot, I don't think wars would be fought.

deadpunk
21-Nov-2009, 10:46 PM
WOW. If all soldiers were this hot, I don't think wars would be fought.

Sure they would. They would just involve jell-o. :hyper:

MikePizzoff
22-Nov-2009, 06:03 PM
Sure they would. They would just involve jell-o. :hyper:

There's always room for jello.

deadpunk
22-Nov-2009, 06:24 PM
There's always room for jello.

I'm hoping for room in the jello...

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_qQaXHy-YLWg/SVLCeT6YLwI/AAAAAAAABIM/SPCSHBcK33M/s400/n662463924_1253598_1692.jpg

blind2d
22-Nov-2009, 07:34 PM
That's just gross and sticky... and more pointless than "professional" wrestling... waste of Jell-O, really.

MoonSylver
22-Nov-2009, 08:59 PM
That's just gross and sticky... and more pointless than "professional" wrestling... waste of Jell-O, really.

Picard Facepalm was busy, so:

http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2009/7/23/633839250380511640-picardfail.jpg

deadpunk
23-Nov-2009, 01:31 AM
That's just gross and sticky... and more pointless than "professional" wrestling... waste of Jell-O, really.

WTF else does one do with Jell-o? Its not like anyone eats that garbage, do they?!

I worry about you 2d...:rockbrow:

blind2d
23-Nov-2009, 02:12 AM
Why? Just because I like to eat Jell-O? That's what it's there for! I don't think two women wrestling is any more attractive than... two bears fighting. Now if they were having a half-naked shoot-out in space... then we might have something...

Danny
23-Nov-2009, 02:15 AM
Why? Just because I like to eat Jell-O? That's what it's there for! I don't think two women wrestling is any more attractive than... two bears fighting. Now if they were having a half-naked shoot-out in space... then we might have something...


mo' sent me some canuk vids of two bears fighting in jello once.

-FUCK YES, A THOUSAND TIMES YES. DADDY LIKE.

blind2d
23-Nov-2009, 02:17 AM
Well, hell's bells... no. Wait, is there sarcasm, or... are you just different? If so, that's cool, just not me brah... Point Break is pretty damn cool.

deadpunk
23-Nov-2009, 02:36 AM
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:rockbrow:

MoonSylver
23-Nov-2009, 02:41 AM
I don't think two women wrestling is any more attractive than... two bears fighting.

http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m120/wilatfire/ItalianSpiderMan.gif

:stunned:

I...I...I have no pithy comment for this...not even a funny image....(no wait...I did...)

deadpunk
23-Nov-2009, 02:56 AM
I don't think two women wrestling is any more attractive than... two bears fighting


http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m120/wilatfire/ItalianSpiderMan.gif

:stunned:

I...I...I have no pithy comment for this...not even a funny image....(no wait...I did...)

My reaction was more:

http://i213.photobucket.com/albums/cc284/thebeergoblin/wtf-1.gif

MoonSylver
23-Nov-2009, 03:07 AM
My reaction was more:

http://i213.photobucket.com/albums/cc284/thebeergoblin/wtf-1.gif

Well played sir...well played.;)

http://www.skool.us/files/funz/golfclap.gif

deadpunk
23-Nov-2009, 03:22 AM
An Estevez/Sheen golf clap? I'm flattered...:o:D

MikePizzoff
23-Nov-2009, 05:33 AM
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BORDERLINE racist? Riiiight....



http://www.skool.us/files/funz/golfclap.gif

One of my favorite comedies. Definitely one of the finer 90's flicks.

blind2d
23-Nov-2009, 11:54 AM
Yeah... it used to be okay to be racist if you were selling stuff... oh well. At least that's over. So, what's so surprising? I'm a crazy person! You think I'm going to like the same things you normal people do? Like... women wrestling in Jell-O? No, I'm sorry, but no. I have standards.

deadpunk
23-Nov-2009, 01:02 PM
Heeeeeeeeey...... I have standards. They just happen to be low enough to include women wrestling in a variety of substances...:p

DeadJonas190
23-Nov-2009, 10:35 PM
She could call me an insurgent and wrestle me to the ground any day...

You guys are lucky, Miss England is a gun toting kick ass military Corporal and Miss America is an aspiring broadcaster. Can we swap?

SymphonicX
24-Nov-2009, 09:41 AM
You guys are lucky, Miss England is a gun toting kick ass military Corporal and Miss America is an aspiring broadcaster. Can we swap?

From a guy who's worked in broadcasting for 10 years....yes please!!!

(media chicks = WIN!)