Yojimbo
27-Nov-2009, 06:23 AM
Boredom & a promise to my wife to go to the movies after a long day of slaving away in the kitchen led me to the local multiplex this evening where we decided to see Ninja Assassins. Being a fan of chambara and silly martial arts films, we figured that this would be a fun time.
Fuck that! While there were some entertaining & bloody fight sequences, overall this movie was a useless wormy pile of shit! Remember that Ultimate Power website devoted to preteen Ninja worship? This movie could have been written by those kids- except that with those kids there was a tounge-in-cheek element of humor.
This movie was exceptionally pointless, and unbelievably stupid. Unintentionally funny at moments, but not enough to warrant paying good money to see this. Avoid this film -it will give you cancer, hit on your sister and insult your Grandma.
What a piece of badly written crap! Honestly, I wanted to yell at the screen during the movie, then wanted to beat on people as I walked out of the theater after it was finished.
Still, since it came down to a choice of this of that vampire movie, seeing this one was - I suppose - the lesser of two evils!
Fuck that! While there were some entertaining & bloody fight sequences, overall this movie was a useless wormy pile of shit! Remember that Ultimate Power website devoted to preteen Ninja worship? This movie could have been written by those kids- except that with those kids there was a tounge-in-cheek element of humor.
This movie was exceptionally pointless, and unbelievably stupid. Unintentionally funny at moments, but not enough to warrant paying good money to see this. Avoid this film -it will give you cancer, hit on your sister and insult your Grandma.
What a piece of badly written crap! Honestly, I wanted to yell at the screen during the movie, then wanted to beat on people as I walked out of the theater after it was finished.
Still, since it came down to a choice of this of that vampire movie, seeing this one was - I suppose - the lesser of two evils!