internet find of the day: "sketchysantas.com"

[Danny]

http://sketchysantas.com - a collection of the most sinister looking santa photos around, very funny, and creepy, there crunny, or feepy. either way this one is epic:

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y91/khazrak/tumblr_ku3vljbXYp1qavbcno1_500.jpg

[bassman]

http://11.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ku5i9yZfGk1qavbcno1_400.png

Words can not even describe this....



On a semi related note - My daughter had her first picture with santa the other day. This guy wasn't shady or anything(he actually looked good with the real beard and hair), but I bet my wife 20 bucks she would cry in his lap. "No way" the old lady insisted...

I just earned 20 bucks.

[Rancid Carcass]

http://11.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ku5i9yZfGk1qavbcno1_400.png

Words can not even describe this....

If he's been a good boy I'm sure he'll be getting a present from santas sack... :eek:

[Craig]

Aside from that saxophone one I actually feel kinda sad looking that these pics, maybe I took the Simpsons episode where Homer gets a job as a Santa too much to heart or something but I have a strange mix of both sympathy and respect for these guys.

[deadpunk]

http://11.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ku5i9yZfGk1qavbcno1_400.png



I...I...Why...

http://i213.photobucket.com/albums/cc284/thebeergoblin/facepalm-1.gif

[MikePizzoff]

http://1.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ku579jJeTU1qavbcno1_400.png

...very creepy.

[Ghost Of War]

:lol:Holy crap, these are scary

[Mike70]

creepiest drunken santa ever.

http://22.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ku7jchovqZ1qavbcno1_400.png

[deadpunk]

http://i213.photobucket.com/albums/cc284/thebeergoblin/scary-santa.jpg

Santa never was the same, after the war...:lol:

[MoonSylver]

http://i213.photobucket.com/albums/cc284/thebeergoblin/scary-santa.jpg

Santa never was the same, after the war...:lol:

The look on that Santa's face:"Come the fuck on & get this cryin' kid outta here! The kid ain't diggin' it & neither am I!";)

[capncnut]

http://11.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ku5i9yZfGk1qavbcno1_400.png
It looks like his pants are around his ankles. :stunned:


http://1.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ku579jJeTU1qavbcno1_400.png

...very creepy.
The kids or the Santa?


http://i213.photobucket.com/albums/cc284/thebeergoblin/scary-santa.jpg
''This is what happens when you little cunts misbehave. No sitting on Santa's lap and no presents for Christmas. NEXT!'' :D

[bassman]

The kids or the Santa?

All of the above.:lol:


Santa is smokin hot....

http://www.funmunch.com/funny_pictures/christmas/Funny%20Santa%20Clause.jpg

[MoonSylver]

All of the above.:lol:


Santa is smokin hot....

http://www.funmunch.com/funny_pictures/christmas/Funny%20Santa%20Clause.jpg

OMG...:stunned::eek::stunned::eek::stunned::eek:

"This year Santa's commin' UP yer chimney!":lol:

[krakenslayer]

"A hundred thousand in unmarked bills or you will never see your kids again!"
http://10.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuaassLnKM1qavbcno1_500.jpg
"BWAHAHAHAHOHOHO!" :lol:



Santa's just told this kid that it's his fault his parents split up and there will be no presents this year:
http://20.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ku7ak7BB6w1qavbcno1_400.jpg

[capncnut]

http://10.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuaassLnKM1qavbcno1_500.jpg
"A hundred thousand in unmarked bills or you will never see your kids again. BWAHAHAHAHOHOHO!" :lol:
I get the same vibe with the top pic.

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y91/khazrak/tumblr_ku3vljbXYp1qavbcno1_500.jpg
''A bottle of Martell, a blow up doll and a pack of Maltesers or the kid gets it!''

[krakenslayer]

''A bottle of Martell, a blow up doll and a pack of Maltesers or the kid gets it!''

Don't forget the cup of beans! :D

[Mike70]

Don't forget the cup of beans! :D

and the helicopter. santa's now "the number one hostage taker."

[deadpunk]

http://artfactora.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/creepy-santa.jpg

It never happened. No one will ever believe you. Now smile pretty!

[krakenslayer]

http://artfactora.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/creepy-santa.jpg

It never happened. No one will ever believe you. Now smile pretty!

Yeah, he actually looks like a really awesome Santa - it's the kid's reaction that makes it seem sinister.

Although... there is something weird going on in the... er... lower right of the photo. :D

[deadpunk]

Although... there is something weird going on in the... er... lower right of the photo. :D

:stunned: I was so mortified by the kid's face, I hadn't noticed that... situation. :lol:

Also...what the hell is that on his wrist? Undershirt or bracelet?