"Creeper at my Apartment" .....the fuck?

[Danny]

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...THE FUCK?!?


-If it aint working for you it shows night vision footage of a hidden camera a guy set up to find out why his food was missing, turns out there was a homeless woman living in the cupboard above his sink and coming down at night to eat his food, piss in his sink and watch his tv.
Thats some creepy home invasion, at one point he even walks right past her to get a drink whilst half asleep, but as chilling as the notion is, thats hobo's a crafty motherfucker.:lol:

[deadpunk]

I really don't wanna believe that is real... *shudder*

[SymphonicX]

A lot of people on youtube calling fake/viral etc etc....

[Danny]

A lot of people on youtube calling fake/viral etc etc....

ive seen it, but honestly what isnt called fake on youtube?, and what would it be for? parahobo activity?

[SymphonicX]

I've seen far more abstract virals used to promote completely unrelated things, but yeah people do call fake on everything on youtube...

[MinionZombie]

I call bullshit.

Unless she's sneaking into the attic through that cubby hole thing, there's no way you could hide in there undetected for so long.

Surely you'd sense the person's body odour too, especially when she's been skanking around his kitchen all night and he scoots on by to get a drink. I know I'd sense the pong.

If that was real why isn't there footage of him getting up in that cupboard and hauling that bitch out, gettin' the cops involved and such?

Total bullshit. I bet it's some viral for a movie. Remember how that viral of an office freakout was for the movie Wanted? Well that's just a little part of the movie itself, so it's probably some movie about what goes on in your home (that it's paranormal) when you're asleep.

If this is real, I'd be really surprised. If this is fake, which is what I reckon, then I'd not be at all surprised.

[krakenslayer]

I think it's fake too. The hobo moves too much like a trained movement expert/dancer and the scene with the hobo hiding and him walking past just seemed a little "staged" and convenient. How come she's shitting herself when she comes down out of the cubby hole and then suddenly feels at home enough to sit her ass in front of the TV for half an hour? The guys movements seem very "actorish" too - when he comes down stairs to get a drink, look at him do his "acting sleepy, rubbing my eyes and scratching the back of my head for the camera" walk.

Nah - when you look at all the little details it just has a fake, produced, "too good to be true" quality. Also, if it was real, the original incident would likely have been reported in the press, and I can find nothing on Google other than links to this video. It doesn't necessarily have to be a "viral" to promote something, it could be something this guy and his girlfriend put together for shits and giggles to see the reaction.

[bassman]

I agree that it's a fake. But what made it most obvious to me is that the guy set up the camera, hit the sack for only two hours, came back down to get a drink of milk.....and had totally forgotten about the camera?

I don't know about you guys, but if I had just put up a camera to record in my house, it would grate on my nerves and I would be looking at it everytime I passed it. Especially the FIRST time I pass it....

[capncnut]

Oh, it's totally fake but I like the idea anyway. :D

[Danny]

I think it's fake too. The hobo moves too much like a trained movement expert/dancer and the scene with the hobo hiding and him walking past just seemed a little "staged" and convenient. How come she's shitting herself when she comes down out of the cubby hole and then suddenly feels at home enough to sit her ass in front of the TV for half an hour? The guys movements seem very "actorish" too - when he comes down stairs to get a drink, look at him do his "acting sleepy, rubbing my eyes and scratching the back of my head for the camera" walk.

Nah - when you look at all the little details it just has a fake, produced, "too good to be true" quality. Also, if it was real, the original incident would likely have been reported in the press, and I can find nothing on Google other than links to this video. It doesn't necessarily have to be a "viral" to promote something, it could be something this guy and his girlfriend put together for shits and giggles to see the reaction.

The news thing is more of an alarm bell than the actual video to me, since ive seen way wierder cases of happenstance occur on youtube videos before, but this does seem vaguely familiar http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/2054057/Homeless-woman-comes-out-of-closet.html

-again, same story different site makes it more likely its fake http://gizmodo.com/394396/security-camera-system-busts-homeless-woman-who-lived-undetected-in-a-mans-closet-for-a-year -a japanese man set up a camera last year to find who was doing things in his apartment and found a 58 year old homeless woman in his cupboard, been there for almost a year.

bit too similar, but at the same time 2 people in the same situation out of the billions on earth is not exactly making this concrete either.

[deadpunk]

Surely you'd sense the person's body odour too, especially when she's been skanking around his kitchen all night and he scoots on by to get a drink. I know I'd sense the pong.


I'm guessing the odor of piss in the sink wouldn't slide by unnoticed, either. :barf:

[rongravy]

Damn, hobos are worse than ferrets!
Yeah, that's fake. People call alot of things fake on Youtube because uhhhh... they are?
If it were true, I bet she'd be ok with being like a Miranda Project. Can't see her face, but she looked skinny. The hair was a little crazy though.

I kept waiting for the monster to jump out like in alot of videos...
:skull:ROWR!!!

[kortick]

wheter its fake or not its a
cool idea.

had to make her piss in the sink tho.

add that element of sleazy, like a hoomeless person
cant use a toilet cuz it would make too much noise
but rummaging around the house doesnt.

the best ending would be he discovers her and they fall
in love and he climbs up into the cupboard with her
and make love.

...after pissing in the sink.

[Danny]

wheter its fake or not its a
cool idea.

Had to make her piss in the sink tho.

Add that element of sleazy, like a hoomeless person
cant use a toilet cuz it would make too much noise
but rummaging around the house doesnt.

The best ending would be he discovers her and they fall
in love and he climbs up into the cupboard with her
and make love.

...after pissing in the sink.

flawless victory.

[jded]

Yeah, I actually thought it could be for real, but then taking time out to watch TV tipped me off. I truly enjoyed the creepiness of it all but tell me, how in the heck did she make it inside in the first place? If I'da found a hiding place like that I woulda been scared shitless that I'd get caught, so no lounging while munching. I'd have swiped it, and carried it back up with me.

It's a neat premise, and does have relevance concerning the homeless in America. Let it remind you of those friendly mortgage/investment brokers who almost brought us down due to mad scientist like manipulation and invention of products geared to fatten pockets, while naive first time home buyers nibbled at the hook. Granted many of those home buyers were greedy. Surely they never heard of or lived by the phrase "live within your means" and probably never will, but someone has to set the example. When you break it down you'll realize that due to all who were involved, we that kept our noses clean must join them one way or another by cleaning up via our taxes, the mess they made.

[MinionZombie]

I'm guessing the odor of piss in the sink wouldn't slide by unnoticed, either. :barf:
Exactly. Dehydrated, unwashed hobo piss too.

[DeadJonas190]

I can't be the only one to see her up in the nook when he is setting up the camera can I? She is moving around a bit up there.

Yeah, it seems like a fake, but still it's kind of interesting.

[Chic Freak]

I think it's fake too. The hobo moves too much like a trained movement expert/dancer and the scene with the hobo hiding and him walking past just seemed a little "staged" and convenient. How come she's shitting herself when she comes down out of the cubby hole and then suddenly feels at home enough to sit her ass in front of the TV for half an hour?

The "hobo" has perfect "ballet foot" on her right foot at 1:49!!! Definitely has dance training if I'm any judge of pointy toes!!

[DubiousComforts]

Ha, someone must have seen the 1970s TV-movie BAD RONALD and came up with the vastly-inferior reality-TV version for You Boob.

Edit: I like this image better...
http://downcastmysoul.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/perp-u-fail.jpg

[mista_mo]

Broke into your apartment
This is now where I live
Eating food, stealing forks, pissing in the sink
This is now where I live
Why did you set up the camera
Why did you unlock your door
how did you never notice my terrible reaking odour?

This is now where I live

Why did you have to do that
why did you place a mousetrap
I set off the trap
now its stuck on my tits

Broke into your apartment
found the door open at night
stupid person, stupid owner
God that bitch is so dumb
This is now where I live

Why did you eat the crackers?
Why did you eat the alphabets?
Why did you have to eat them, I just wanted a little bit
This is now where I live

How could you eat all my food?
How would you feel if I
Sat there and ate all your food just because?

I know you know that I live in here
I always see that you are getting near
You set up a video camera nearby
You paranoid loser
So I'm going to piss everywhere

This now where I live

Broke into your apartment
rubbed your toothbrush between my toes
licking your spoons, rubbing your forks
between my cheeks to and fro
Take that you bitch

Give my alphabets back
This is now where I live
Give my crackers back
This is now where I live
Get these traps outta here
This is now where I live.

Seems to fit, tried to keep it decent, but don't think that it ended up like that haha.


Sung to the tune of "The Old Apartment"- Barenaked Ladies.

[Neil]

Consider how the angle he chose to video caught her perfectly... ie: It was put in the perfect place to catch her coming out of the cupboard etc etc...