just got dumped

[general tbag]

ah what a sad day, my gf dumped me. couldnt even do it in person and had to send a email.....

[zombie04]

wow, I would at least expect the courtesy of being dumped in person. Something about doing it through email or over the phone just seems a bit...I don't know the word for it. Sorry about the break up though.

[Eyebiter]

Note - only do the following if you have NO INTENTION of ever getting back together with the ex.

Since she broke up with you, presume this shouldn't be a problem. Usually when the girl breaks up with the guy, she already has someone else in mind.
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Instead of sitting around getting drunk and feeling sorry for yourself, take the opportunity to act like a complete ass.

While you were dating did any of her friends seem remotely interested in you? If so call them up tonight. Don't mention your breakup at all. Most likely she already knows. Instead let her know you have been thinking about her for a while. Make sure to complement her looks, sense of humor, smile ... etc.

Near the end of the call let her know your going down to the bar around 9pm tonight. Ask her if she would like to join you. Even if the gal turns you down, word will get back to the ex that your on the prowl. That should rile up the ex something fierce.

After the call head over to the drug store for a box of extra strength condoms. The Mentor or something similar. Then call your pimp friend (usually everyone knows one) to score a Viagra pill for tonight.

When your at the bar, if the girl shows up be charming. Make sure to buy her extra drinks. The trick here is for you to stay relatively sober while getting the girl drunk. Don't get too sloppy early. Make sure to eat something before you go out, and drink at least one glass of water for every three beers.

If you get the opportunity to have sex with one of the ex's friends, do it.

Yeah it's evil. But all is fair in love and war.

[kortick]

Dude that sucks

you will find an even better girl

let the old one become someone elses nightmare

[HLS]

ah what a sad day, my gf dumped me. couldnt even do it in person and had to send a email.....

I know what you mean. My ex dumped me on a text message to my cell phone then he tried to tell me it was not him but one of his friends. :rolleyes:

[Arcades057]

Just remember her email address and start signing her up for all kinds of stupid sites. Pay special attention to any white power/black power sites or porn, especially the gross kind.

[AcesandEights]

Time will heal all wounds, lame I know, but true.

I just hope you lived up to your screen name at least once with this girl before it all came crashing down. If nothing else, you could be guaranteed she'd always remember you :skull:

For the next few weeks, relax and try and chat up some girls that are better looking than your ex, it'll help just getting back in the game.

[Hawkboy]

Don't do any of the stupid stuff talked about in this thread. Aceandeights has it right.. just give it time. You'll regret any revenge type ****.

[livingdead7]

My sympathies, tbag. I went through it a while back. My gf dumped me on Valentines day...in an instant message. Nothing like being dumped for another guy on Valentines day, and to be told that she never cared for me or loved me. Women....heartless and evil to the core...

[Philly_SWAT]

In my experience, you are probably more ****ed than sad, even if you are telling yourself that you are sad, not ****ed. Obviously time will heal all wounds, but if she did it by email, either you werent as close as you thought you were with her, or she is just a total thoughtless bitch and you should be glad to be rid of her now instead of down the road. Listen to some music that always makes you feel better, and you will be surprised at how quick you will get over it, especially if you realize that you are more ****ed off than sad, and just dont be ****ed.

EDIT: The filter chose to filter the very common phrase that I used to denote a sense of anger. Replace ****ed with mad or angry.

[slickwilly13]

Same thing happened to me years ago. I received an e-mail from my ex. But I was ready to break up anyways, since she had been cheating on me behind my back for 2 months. So if she broke up with you then there is probably someone else in the picture or at least someone who is stirring sh!t up behind the scenes. I know it sucks, but it is probably best this way.

[Tricky]

Women are the enemy!they are VC!but i couldnt be without 'em,despite having had my guts ripped out a few times in the past!it'l pass mate,you'll feel crap for a bit,no getting around it,but you'll be ok.I used to think all that "oh il never find anyone like her again" stuff,but experience has taught me of course i will,theres a world full of women out there! :D

[DjfunkmasterG]

Look, I am the last one to talk in regards to giving love advice. (I'm Divorced) However, Although I find the revenge responses to be quite funny I have to agree that you shouldn't carry it out.

Since my Divorce I refuse to ever marry again. I keep all relationships at a distance, and I just don't get close. I do it for my own piece of mind. When you find her replacment just be a little more cautious. If you do get a chance, and I know some would think of this as bad advice, but you should really ask her why. Don't get all emotional, and start asking her back. Don't get mad at her. Just ask her what was the biggest reason(s) for her 86-ing you. Chances are it is some little pet peeve she has with you or a personality quirk you can easily fixed.

[Marie]

ah what a sad day, my gf dumped me. couldnt even do it in person and had to send a email.....

No class! And no guts either.... you're better off without her. Get back in the dating pool quickly, there's somebody good out there.

M_

[HLS]

Look, I am the last one to talk in regards to giving love advice. (I'm Divorced) However, Although I find the revenge responses to be quite funny I have to agree that you shouldn't carry it out.

Since my Divorce I refuse to ever marry again. I keep all relationships at a distance, and I just don't get close. I do it for my own piece of mind. When you find her replacment just be a little more cautious. If you do get a chance, and I know some would think of this as bad advice, but you should really ask her why. Don't get all emotional, and start asking her back. Don't get mad at her. Just ask her what was the biggest reason(s) for her 86-ing you. Chances are it is some little pet peeve she has with you or a personality quirk you can easily fixed.

I thought that way after my devorce. My ex was a bad person but I do not think that way anymore. There are may good people out there you just have to find the right one I guess. I agree he should ask her why but after things cool down a bit. It drives me nuts when people dump another via voicemail, email ..etc. If two people just talked its often all missunderstandings.


Just remember her email address and start signing her up for all kinds of stupid sites. Pay special attention to any white power/black power sites or porn, especially the gross kind. Do not forget the super ultra religious bible thumping sites. That will **** anyone off as well.lol:D

[Adrenochrome]

Just remember her email address and start signing her up for all kinds of stupid sites. Pay special attention to any white power/black power sites or porn, especially the gross kind.
That would just put him at her level of mentality. (very childish and simpleminded) Sheesh!




Do not forget the super ultra religious bible thumping sites. That will **** anyone off as well.lol:D
see above response to Arc.

[livingdead7]

It's hard to believe that you can supposedly be so close to someone only to have them dump you over the internet. My ex told me for a few days afterward over and over that it wasnt the best way to break up with me, but she never apologized. A few days later she yelled in front of people we both know that she did it because she was afraid of me....once again ripping my heart out. I loved her..cared about her deeply...and I never once even got mad at the things she did, let alone anything else that would warrant her saying that. Then she acts like I've done soemthing to her and tells me she never wants to speak to me again....lol.

THE SOUL OF A WOMAN WAS CREATED BELOW!
(From Dazed and Confused...a great song by Led Zeppelin.)

[general tbag]

hey thanx everyone. some of that made me laugh .

yea it really sucked and still cant believe threw a email. i think it pretty cowardly myself and make everythign before seem cheap and meaningless.
stuff like that really shows the make up of a person imho .

i was almost married once and know the burn of women. and for the most part keep that certain distance, but sometimes you let your guard down for some people who dont think will burn you . im not a vengeful person , as i wont be sending her email out to penis enlargment websites ;p

it does take time true to that.

[Adrenochrome]

hey thanx everyone. some of that made me laugh .

yea it really sucked and still cant believe threw a email. i think it pretty cowardly myself and make everythign before seem cheap and meaningless.
stuff like that really shows the make up of a person imho .

i was almost married once and know the burn of women. and for the most part keep that certain distance, but sometimes you let your guard down for some people who dont think will burn you . im not a vengeful person , as i wont be sending her email out to penis enlargment websites ;p

it does take time true to that.
At least you found out how simple she was sooner than later. Better now than to later get a txt msg saying, "i want a divorce!"

[Danny]

you think an emails bad?, in england they do thsi thing were you get sent a video message to your phone with like vernon kay or jhonny vegas telling you your dumped.:moon:

[Cody]

Just remember her email address and start signing her up for all kinds of stupid sites. Pay special attention to any white power/black power sites or porn, especially the gross kind.

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

god that is always a good idea