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SRP76
03-Apr-2010, 08:40 PM
Forgot to post this when I saw it on the news page yesterday or the day before:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100401/ap_on_re_af/af_piracy


By JASON STRAZIUSO, Associated Press Writer Jason Straziuso, Associated Press Writer – Thu Apr 1, 1:17 pm ET
NAIROBI, Kenya – The small gang of Somali pirates fired on an approaching ship, hoping their midnight attack would bring them millions in ransom. The ragtag bandits, though, had taken on far more than they could handle: a U.S. warship.

The USS Nicholas, a guided missile frigate, was tracking the pirates when they opened fire early Thursday in Indian Ocean waters, the U.S. military said. The Nicholas, which saw combat in the first Gulf War, returned fire and disabled the skiff.

Navy personnel later boarded and detained three suspects. The Americans found two more bandits on a nearby mothership and later sank the skiff.

It was not the first attack against a Navy ship, but it underscored the fact that most pirates aren't terribly sophisticated, said Roger Middleton, a piracy expert at the British think tank Chatham House.

"If you think of the kind of young men who are doing this, they go out into the middle of the ocean in a tiny boat. They might not always make rational decisions, and they often attack things that are bigger than they should (attack)," said Middleton.

"It's also quite possible that they don't have a full understanding of the targets they are attacking. Perhaps they just see a big ship they think is a worth a lot of money," he said.

International naval forces have stepped up their enforcement of the waters off East Africa in an effort to thwart a growing pirate trade. Thursday's attack took place between the coast of Kenya and the island nation of Seychelles, said Navy Lt. Patrick Foughty, a spokesman.

Last May, pirates chased a U.S. Navy warship and fired small arms at it. The ship, which had recently served as a prison for captured pirates, increased speed and evaded the attack. French and Dutch naval ships also have been attacked by pirates.

Thursday's attack came just shy of a year since pirates attacked the U.S.-flagged Maersk Alabama and took American Richard Phillips hostage. Phillips was rescued five days later when Navy SEAL snipers shot three pirates in a lifeboat.

The U.S. Africa Command said the five pirates seized Thursday would remain in U.S. custody on board the frigate for now. The Nicholas is home-ported in Norfolk, Va.

Foughty, the Navy spokesman, said it wasn't yet clear what would be done with the pirate suspects. Doug Burnett, a maritime expert in the global law firm Squire, Sanders and Dempsey, said the five should be charged with piracy and tried in the United States.

"After all, attacking a Navy warship is a pretty obvious pirate cause of action. But the U.S. has not been consistent in trying pirates," he said. "The one for the Maersk Alabama is on trial in New York. But others have been let off or sent to Kenya for trial."

Experts say piracy will continue to be a problem until an effective government is established on Somalia's lawless shores. The country has not had a functioning government for 19 years.

The USS Nicholas served in the first Gulf War, attacking Iraqi positions off the coast of Kuwait and capturing the first Iraqi prisoners of war. The Nicholas also rescued a downed F-16 pilot from the waters off the Kuwait coast.

Meanwhile, the Taiwan government said it fears a Taiwanese fishing boat may have been hijacked by pirates off the Somali coast. Officials lost contact with the 79-ton Jih-chun Tsai 68 fishing trawler on Wednesday.


:lol:

They couldn't even handle a civilian ship with a firehose a couple months ago, now they're going after an armed-to-the-gills surface combatant? Brilliant. I'd love to have been able to take bets on the outcome of this scrap.

The only bounty they collected:

http://www.angelfire.com/de/stunnerzone/images/whoopass.gif

Congratulations on such a profitable venture.

Wooley
03-Apr-2010, 09:56 PM
Where did I put that "OWNED!" jpeg?

And this isn't the first time a pack of Blackbeard wannabes have jacked with a warship. A few weeks ago a pack of them messed with a French destroyer I think and lost badly. I think we just should have sunk their boats and left them to the sharks. Piracy is still punishable by death.

Still, these guys don't have night vision capability I'd wager, so in their (limited) defense, by the time they realize the ship is a warship, the pirates are well within even small arms and crew served machine gun range, much less big stuff like a 5 inch gun. So it's not quite the epic fail it seems.

EvilNed
03-Apr-2010, 10:30 PM
Tried in the US? WHY!?

Danny
03-Apr-2010, 10:35 PM
i heard there next plan is to ram the pyramids with there boat to get at all the delicious treasure.

zombiekiller
04-Apr-2010, 02:10 AM
Forgot to post this when I saw it on the news page yesterday or the day before:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100401/ap_on_re_af/af_piracy



:lol:

They couldn't even handle a civilian ship with a firehose a couple months ago, now they're going after an armed-to-the-gills surface combatant? Brilliant. I'd love to have been able to take bets on the outcome of this scrap.

The only bounty they collected:

http://www.angelfire.com/de/stunnerzone/images/whoopass.gif

Congratulations on such a profitable venture.

that's what happens when you drink too much rum. yo,ho,yo,ho a pirates life for me. DUHHHH.

Publius
04-Apr-2010, 03:04 AM
Tried in the US? WHY!?

Pirates captured on the high seas can be tried by whoever captures them.

fartpants
04-Apr-2010, 05:30 PM
how anyone believes that these douches could ever beat ninjas is beyond me

AcesandEights
05-Apr-2010, 01:35 PM
how anyone believes that these douches could ever beat ninjas is beyond me

Yeah, I hate pirate roleplayers! I don't care how wenchily their womenfolk dress, they still suck.