Worst Zombie Film You've Ever Seen?

[Doc Foster]

I know there are a lot of dogs out there when it comes to zombie films, but this 1980 Italian crap pile called "Night Of The Zombies" (which I believe also had a variety of other titles in the US) to me is the ultimate bomb. Bad acting, bad make-up effects, bad stock footage of jungle animals, bad everything - oh yeah, and parts of the soundtrack were stolen from "Dawn"!! What a stinker... :mad:

[Adrenochrome]

Garden of the Dead - 1974
a sad flick about formaldehyde huffing inmates in some sort of "prison camp" that turn into zombies.
http://buy.overstock.com/images/products/muze/dvd/191955.jpg

[slickwilly13]

Zombi 3. I'm glad I wasn't sober when I watched it, but then again that couldn't save this piece of sh!t.

[Adrenochrome]

Zombi 3. I'm glad I wasn't sober when I watched it, but then again that couldn't save this piece of sh!t.
Oh,.....yeah....that's a rough one to sit through.....don't forget Zombie 5: Killing Birds

[MinionZombie]

"Contagium" (you know, the one that raped the good name of the Day of the Dead).

Although, it's classification as a 'zombie' film or indeed a 'film' are questionnable. Even Zombi 4 (I actually kinda liked Zombi 3 and all it's cheesy crapness) was better than Contagium by a million miles. A steaming pile of turd would be better.

[DjfunkmasterG]

Children of the Living Dead/NOTLD 30th anniversary/Contagium/House of the Dead.

All equally bad, and are an insult to the genre. I could sit through anything else.

[axlish]

I know there are a lot of dogs out there when it comes to zombie films, but this 1980 Italian crap pile called "Night Of The Zombies" (which I believe also had a variety of other titles in the US) to me is the ultimate bomb. Bad acting, bad make-up effects, bad stock footage of jungle animals, bad everything - oh yeah, and parts of the soundtrack were stolen from "Dawn"!! What a stinker... :mad:

Hell of the Living Dead (aka Night of the Zombies) is a cheeze classic. Everything you mention in your post is what makes the movie a cult classic :)

By far the worst are (in no particular order, they are all as bas as can be)

Zombi 3
Zombi 4
House of the Dead (part two was actually pretty cool)
Children of the Living Dead
Contagium (this is the only one of the bunh that I couldn't finish, so it must be the worst)

[Adrenochrome]

Hell of the Living Dead (aka Night of the Zombies) is a cheeze classic. Everything you mention in your post is what makes the movie a cult classic :)

By far the worst are (in no particular order, they are all as bas as can be)

Zombi 3
Zombi 4
House of the Dead (part two was actually pretty cool)
Children of the Living Dead
Contagium (this is the only one of the bunh that I couldn't finish, so it must be the worst)
I keep passing up House of the Dead II at Blockbuster - I haven't fully recovered from the first one yet.....is it better, really? Don't give anything away,...but, it's worth watching and I wont have to be hospitalized for a nervous breakdown after viewing??:D

grrrrrrrrr Contagium and those damned floaty/alien/butterfly things! The flashbacks!!!!!! aarrrrgggghhh!!!!

[axlish]

[QUOTE=Adrenochrome]I keep passing up House of the Dead II at Blockbuster - I haven't fully recovered from the first one yet.....is it better, really? Don't give anything away,...but, it's worth watching and I wont have to be hospitalized for a nervous breakdown after viewing??:D[QUOTE]

It is fun, comparable to Return 4 & 5, but perhaps a little better. The beginning is a little slow and features some uninspired acting by Sid Haig, but once the ball gets rolling it is actually a decent zombie flick with a some good scares mixed in.

[creepntom]

city of the living dead, with the oatmeal-faced zombies, that run & use weapons

hell of the living dead could have been better, if you take the national geographic footage out as well as the dawn music rip off

it had some decent gore iirc, been a while since i watched the DVD of it

[Mike70]

how about the video dead or any of those fulci and italian fulci knock offs. yuck. horrible.

no wait - children of the living dead. there is some time i would like to recapture. also the so-called 30th anniversary editon of NOTLD with the added footage is a travesty and every single copy of it should be gathered together, burned and the ashes shot into outerspace.

[Svengoolie]

I think Doc hit it right in the initial post--"Night of the Zombies" has got to be the worst.

It put me off on ALL Italian horror from then on.....:confused:

[Adrenochrome]

check this out - a scene from a terrible flick called The Video Dead - 1987
click me (http://www.badmovies.org/multimedia/moviesu/videodead1.mpg)


EDIT - Ah, I see scipio70 beat me to it....ooops.....well, here's a short scene from it :D


I think Doc hit it right in the initial post--"Night of the Zombies" has got to be the worst.

It put me off on ALL Italian horror from then on.....:confused:


**Shudders** - I forgot about this thing (I'd seen it under another title). Althought, it DID give us this hilariously translated line - click (http://www.badmovies.org/movies/nightzombies/nightzombies3.wav)

[zombie04]

It is fun, comparable to Return 4 & 5, but perhaps a little better. The beginning is a little slow and features some uninspired acting by Sid Haig, but once the ball gets rolling it is actually a decent zombie flick with a some good scares mixed in.

axlish recommending a House of the Dead 2? I missed ROTLD 4 and 5 so I can't really see what you're comparing it to, but I'll give it a viewing sometime. I mean, it can't be worse than Zombi 5, Children of the Living Dead, and House of the Dead.

[livingdeadboy]

House of the dead 2

* shudders * I personally thought it made the first one almost viewable.

[Danny]

sorry guys i got you all beat for anyone whos gets the english horror channel i freakin' dare you , i DARE you ,to sit through the whole of vampires vs zombies.

i cannot stress how bad this is, but heres an example.



two women are in a room hiding from zombies all doors and windows are wide open and suddenyl they go into a lesbian make out seen and surpise, serprise they get torn apart when the zombies "sneak in".

yet more proof for my theory that "the titties be da sign of a reet proper ****e horror film".;)

[Cody]

---------Burial Ground---------

Sucked so much I Almost wished mercy on the creators souls.

[Svengoolie]

**Shudders** - I forgot about this thing (I'd seen it under another title). Althought, it DID give us this hilariously translated line - click

Let's be honest here for a minute--most zombie movies are cheese...and even GAR's outings have their fair amount of Velveeta in them. But, in most cases...as a deadhead I've always found them entertaining in some way. Even the crappiest zombie flicks I've ever seen have had some redeeming qualities to them....EXCEPT for Night of the Zombies.

I'd hate to be in Bruno Mattei's shoes on Judgement Day, is all I'm saying...:barf:

[jdog]

Garden of the Dead - 1974
a sad flick about formaldehyde huffing inmates in some sort of "prison camp" that turn into zombies.
http://buy.overstock.com/images/products/muze/dvd/191955.jpg
i remember renting that piece of crap when i was a kid. i would have to agree with you on this being the worst zombie movie i ever seen too.

[livingdead7]

In my opinion, House of the Dead is the worst. Children of the Living Dead is just as bad.

[DjfunkmasterG]

Someone should make a poll, and list all the crappy zombie films and let the community vote.

The List should contain

Contagium
House of the Dead
Children of the Living Dead
Night of the Zombies aka Hell of the Living Dead aka Virus
Zombi 3
Zombi 4
Zombi 5
Garden of the Dead
Vampires vs. Zombies
The Video Dead
Return of the Living Dead 4
Return of the Living Dead 5
Burial ground

[Danny]

Someone should make a poll, and list all the crappy zombie films and let the community vote.

The List should contain

Contagium
House of the Dead
Children of the Living Dead
Night of the Zombies aka Hell of the Living Dead aka Virus
Zombi 3
Zombi 4
Zombi 5
Garden of the Dead
Vampires vs. Zombies
The Video Dead
Return of the Living Dead 4
Return of the Living Dead 5
Burial ground

no need that is THE list of worst zombie flicks everTM.:D


oh and zombie lake that was worse than citizen toxie......:barf:

[Tri0xin]

Garden of the dead

[bassman]

I would have to say either "House of the Dead" or "Return of the Living Dead".

[Mike70]

I would have to say either "House of the Dead" or "Return of the Living Dead".

bassman do you mean the first return of the living dead or one of the craptacular sequels?

house of the dead is a complete and total piece of cinematic dog doo but man, return of the living dead certainly has its moments.

what is it that you don't like about return?

[bassman]

bassman do you mean the first return of the living dead or one of the craptacular sequels?

house of the dead is a complete and total piece of cinematic dog doo but man, return of the living dead certainly has its moments.

what is it that you don't like about return?

Yeah, I mean the original. It's just too cheesy for me. And I love 80's cheese....weird, huh?

I don't know.....I really just can't enjoy a zombie film unless it's presented in a serious light. I think the main reason I like Romero's films to begin with is because of the commentaries and such. It's more than just walking, flesh eating dead, ya know?

But if you take "ROTLD"......it's about nothing. Just brain eating, corny jokes, and talking zombies.

It's been a good 5-10 years since I last saw it so I might consider picking it up for one more chance. Though I feel there's no need for another chance.

So to answer your question in a nutshell: I guess I just prefer the style of Romero's dead films.

[Pistolero Films]

I can't remember the name of it, but it was some stupid-ass zombie flick that had a zombie chick give this guy a BJ and then rip his dick off..

Contagium producers should be shot. That was a waste of time.

[Doc Foster]

I can't remember the name of it, but it was some stupid-ass zombie flick that had a zombie chick give this guy a BJ and then rip his dick off..

That would be "Erotic Nights Of The Living Dead", another Italian masterpiece directed by Joe d'Amato (a.k.a. Aristide Massaccesi) - the "zombie chick" was Laura Gemser, BTW. Oh lordy. Believe it or not, I actually saw the HARDCORE PORN VERSION of this at the age of 12 in a small movie theater here in Vienna, Austria... :eek:

[kar98k]

did contagium even come out in theaters?
oh, and what about undead what the hell went on with that?

[Eyebiter]

Voodoo Dawn

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0100888/

[slickwilly13]

The one thing I liked about Burial Ground was the breast biting at the end. The guy playing I guess a kid was creepy.

[Shemp]

Curse of the Screaming Dead is an amazingly bad film. Shot on video back in the 80's, the film is incompetent, to say the least.

[Maitreya]

did contagium even come out in theaters?
oh, and what about undead what the hell went on with that?

I was reading through here wondering if anyone was gonna say anything about that... I'm pretty sure it was intended to be a comedy or something. That whole fish scene was pretty funny, but it was a pretty horrible movie. Never really made any sense, except for a portion of it at the end and it drug on forever.

I thought it'd be a good watch when my buddy brought it over, but uhhh... Not so much.

[DeadCentral]

UNDEAD was interesting if not anything else, corny but... i got a kick out of it...
I won't say anything in regard to CRAPTAGIUM, the smell emitted from that title alone is warning enough to stay away .......:rockbrow:

[Philly_SWAT]

There are a lot of the ..... lesser, zombie films that I have not seen. But of those that I have seen, the two worst would be Children of the Living Dead and Children Shouldn't Play with Dead Things.

[Adrenochrome]

There are a lot of the ..... lesser, zombie films that I have not seen. But of those that I have seen, the two worst would be Children of the Living Dead and Children Shouldn't Play with Dead Things.
Oh, come now!!! Children Shouldn't Play with Dead Things was fun!!!!

[MinionZombie]

I saw some of that on the Horror Channel (UK) a few weeks ago, saw bits of the first hour ... which weren't very good ... but the final half hour was pretty entertaining in a really gritty, low budget way.

[Adrenochrome]

I saw some of that on the Horror Channel (UK) a few weeks ago, saw bits of the first hour ... which weren't very good ... but the final half hour was pretty entertaining in a really gritty, low budget way.
Ya, the first half does try your patience, but, once tha ball gets rolling it's fun!
I LOVE this flick. (If only for the name)

[Tricky]

Return of the living dead 3,absolute kife!i know theres worse dead films out there,but thats the worst ive actually watched myself!whats with the zombie girl sticking bits of metal through herself on it?emo zombies ahoy!

[MinionZombie]

That chick's in The OC now I think, she's hot, even when she goes all teenage tantrum near the end, haha.

And what the fudge is "kife", b'ave. :D

[Danny]

I saw some of that on the Horror Channel (UK) a few weeks ago, saw bits of the first hour ... which weren't very good ... but the final half hour was pretty entertaining in a really gritty, low budget way.

its showing raiders of the damned lately and its not that bad a zombie flick, amatuerish but certainely not the worst ive seen.


nothings worse than vampires vs zombies, ...well maybe woody allen no crack.

[kona843]

Flesh Eating Mothers.

or

Vampires Vs. Zombies

[Danny]

vampires vs zombies.

oh adn undead rocked, its not on the same level of horror as dawn ect. but i got a few laughs from it and the make up was good i think some people just say "its gay" becuase it uses aliens and metoers as the cause rather than the "its a virus" route all those whove made there own "fan zombie flicks" do, so you cant call it crap just because it was unique.

that said i have a feeling like im trying to convince people 28 days was a zombie film again.

and no horse beating smiley to use.:D

[MinionZombie]

I too really liked Undead, being Australian it's *kind of* British (the Commonwealth and all that jazz), so it's quite entertaining to see a zombie movie that isn't American, plus it tries to do a few new things, it's an indie flick which stretched itself (without looking silly). The dialogue was funny and punchy, the effects were wicked with some great visual gore gags and overall it was a good flick, it thought outside the box and despite the alien thing in it, it's still definately a zombie film...

...now...how to work this new fangled Sky+ stuff...hmmm...

[chukrok]

I made the mistake of buying Contagium before I saw it. What garbage. I know better than that, I just started seeing it everywhere and thought, well, with this kind of distribution it must be pretty decent. Boy was I wrong.

[panic]

In my book its a tie between Children of the Living Dead and Contagium...
Perhaps a slight edge should be given to Contagium, as I was unable to sit through the last 30 min.

[bassman]

I think it's kind of funny how some people around here talk about "Land" and how unbelievably horrible it was.....yet it hasn't been listed....

[NVK]

Land wasn't a bad movie. I liked it. I blame the bad things in the movie on the studio, not George.

[DeadJonas190]

Zombie 4 or Zombie 3. They are tied in my book. From having gay porn stars as the male lead to having ninja zombies, they are just horrible in all aspects.

The humours aspect of them is that the gay porn star said in the special features that he wanted to use that movie as a stepping stone to get serious roles... LMAO!

[DjfunkmasterG]

Zombie 4 or Zombie 3. They are tied in my book. From having gay porn stars as the male lead to having ninja zombies, they are just horrible in all aspects.

The humours aspect of them is that the gay porn star said in the special features that he wanted to use that movie as a stepping stone to get serious roles... LMAO!



Now that is fricking funny. I am sure his career took right off.

Star: I was in Zombie 3 & 4
Agent: Oh, ok well thanks... we will be in touch.

Star walks out closes the door, agent rips resume in half.

[Dawg]

I can't remember the name of it, but it was some stupid-ass zombie flick that had a zombie chick give this guy a BJ and then rip his dick off..

Contagium producers should be shot. That was a waste of time.

Doc Foster said it was 'Erotic Nights of the Living Dead'. Not saying it was a bad zombie movie or anything, but one of our Homepage members movie, "Dead Life", had a scene where a zombie girl gave a guy a BJ and bit it off as well!

:dead: Dawg

[BUTCHYPIE]

The humours aspect of them is that the gay porn star said in the special features that he wanted to use that movie as a stepping stone to get serious roles... LMAO!

...well, Jeff Stryker, the porn star who was in Zombie 4, actually did become one of the biggest stars in gay porn (so to speak). He's actually straight and now very, very rich. Still the movie so sucked, I guess it was an appropriate movie for him after all...

Now for my opinion on the worst zombie movie ever: House of the Dead

It's one thing to make a stinker zombie movie, for $200,000. We deadheads forgive a lot.

But when you've got an established franchise with $7,000,000, and you can't do any better than HotD, you should be trussed up and served for dinner to Bub. You are a drain on society and should be destroyed.

Uwe Boll is so very evil, but worse, he's so very, very untalented. Please let him go away. Why do people keep giving him lucrative budgets and franchises that could be cool movies. Uwe Boll must be the Anti-Christ.

[Wahsleety]

and Children of the living dead was a disgrace.

[Danny]

But when you've got an established franchise with $7,000,000, and you can't do any better than HotD, you should be trussed up and served for dinner to Bub. You are a drain on society and should be destroyed.

Uwe Boll is so very evil, but worse, he's so very, very untalented. Please let him go away. Why do people keep giving him lucrative budgets and franchises that could be cool movies. Uwe Boll must be the Anti-Christ.


...i really think you should look up his email and mail that to him i really do, now im off to play 'rod stewart' with panathanaikos bear!, wishy washy.:skull:

[Guru ofthe Dead]

Someone should make a poll, and list all the crappy zombie films and let the community vote.

The List should contain

Contagium
House of the Dead
Children of the Living Dead
Night of the Zombies aka Hell of the Living Dead aka Virus
Zombi 3
Zombi 4
Zombi 5
Garden of the Dead
Vampires vs. Zombies
The Video Dead
Return of the Living Dead 4
Return of the Living Dead 5
Burial ground
Oh Yeah!!! Burial Ground. Remember the infamous nipple biting scene. Come on the chick is trying to breast feed her dead son who is well into his teens. That is just too weird. Try again.

[BrotherD]

There are some definite crap zombie films out there, but I gotta throw my vote behind Day of the Dead 2: Contagium as well. What a worthless waste of time and video . . . <shudder>

What's worse is that the co-directors (if you can call what they did "directing") are producers behind Creepshow 3, and that one of them is behind the Day of the Dead remake . . . sigh . . .

[raym]

Oh Yeah!!! Burial Ground. Remember the infamous nipple biting scene. Come on the chick is trying to breast feed her dead son who is well into his teens. That is just too weird. Try again.

I gotta see this so-called Burial Ground!

:barf: :barf: :barf:

[MaximusIncredulous]

Let's not forget The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living And Became Mixed Up Zombies.

Better yet, let's forget it.

[krisvds]

Yeah, Burial Ground aka 'il notte del terrore' and 'zombie 3.'
The grown up playing the child is so weird. The film is a good laugh though if you're into the late seventies/eighties sick spaghetti horror (Beyond the Darkness also springs to mind, though not a zombie flick, so off topic)

I recently also saw 'Virgin among the living dead' by Jess Franco, undisputed champ of the bizarre. Little to no traditional zombies in that movie, and the same goes for virgins. The intention of the director it seems is to leave the viewer wondering wether what he's seeing is a dream or not, but I sat there thinking if it was utter crap or not. Then again that's Franco for you.

Havent seen Contagium yet,... looks like I'm gonna keep it that way.

[ngm231]

children of the living dead

[EvilNed]

Undead sucked. Not because it was unique, like Hellsing said, but because it was crap. It's definetly one of the films that held the most promise but crashlanded so hard I would rather have my body smeared in cooking oil by Jean Claude Van Damme and have him make a glass replica of my penis.

Contagium. Sucked. Sometimes cheesy funny, but overall it was too horrible.

I'm surprised nobody has mentioned Zombie Lake, tho. because it's definetly the worst zombie film ever, and nobody can contest that. If you think any film is "the" worst zombie film ever, you have not seen Zombie Lake.

[major jay]

Burial Ground is a little like an Ed Wood flick. It's awfully entertaining. The Bill Hinzman flick Flesheater is the worst i've ever seen. There's nothing good or bad about it.

[RustyHicks]

Zombies from outer space

Garden of the dead.

Those have to be the worst ever.

[Yojimbo]

That would be "Erotic Nights Of The Living Dead", another Italian masterpiece directed by Joe d'Amato (a.k.a. Aristide Massaccesi) - the "zombie chick" was Laura Gemser, BTW. Oh lordy. Believe it or not, I actually saw the HARDCORE PORN VERSION of this at the age of 12 in a small movie theater here in Vienna, Austria... :eek:

Ok, so now maybe that warrants at least a look!

Gotta agree that Contagium is only outshadowed by the abominable NOLD 30th. Those added scenes make me want to kick a dog.


Burial Ground is a little like an Ed Wood flick. It's awfully entertaining. The Bill Hinzman flick Flesheater is the worst i've ever seen. There's nothing good or bad about it.

The only thing I've seen of Flesheater was the crappy trailer that came with NOLD 30th anniversary edition -- which I crap on --- and have never seen around. I always wondered if it was for real, and now I know that they actually made and released this pile.

[MontagMOI]

city of the living dead, with the oatmeal-faced zombies, that run & use weapons

That's City Of The Walking Dead (aka Nightmare City). The film is ridiculous but i love it :p

Worst Ever Zombie Films (Not many not already mentioned):
Raiders Of The Living Dead
Return Of The Living Dead2
Burial Ground
The Video Dead
Zombies Lake
Zombie 4
The Undead
The Supernaturals


Now i need to lie down, i feel sick. :dead:


"Jimmy?"

[fartpants]

raiders of the living dead... a lot of sh8t crammed into 90 mins

[capncnut]

I'm surprised nobody has mentioned Zombie Lake, tho.
I could've sworn I put Zombie Lake in this thread. Maybe there's another thread going around that's similar.

Me and a few pals rented this out a while ago (the cover looked surprisingly great) so you can imagine the shock/horror we felt as undead Nazi's began to crawl out of the water and feast on nude bathers. This flick is absolutely awful!

Other zomb flicks I regard as frothing s**t:
C**tagium
House of the Dead
Zombie 5: Killing Birds

I can't put Night 30 up there (I really want to) cos 75% of it is still GAR.


raiders of the living dead... a lot of sh8t crammed into 90 mins
Thanks for reminding me, caught this on Zone Horror one night and couldn't stop laughing!

[flyboy]

I know there are a lot of dogs out there when it comes to zombie films, but this 1980 Italian crap pile called "Night Of The Zombies" (which I believe also had a variety of other titles in the US) to me is the ultimate bomb. Bad acting, bad make-up effects, bad stock footage of jungle animals, bad everything - oh yeah, and parts of the soundtrack were stolen from "Dawn"!! What a stinker... :mad:




im afraid the crappest ''zombie'' film i ever saw was evil dead.what a crock of ****e!!:barf:

[JohnoftheDead]

I agree that the following are total crap:

Garden of the Dead
Children of the Living Dead
Contagium
House of the Dead
Raiders of the Living Dead
Zombie Lake (hey at least it had alot of naked chicks though!)

I would also like to add Night of the Living Dead '07, I think it's worse than any I have listed above.

Also I kinda actually enjoyed Burial Ground.

[Craig]

im afraid the crappest ''zombie'' film i ever saw was evil dead.what a crock of ****e!!:barf:
I have two words to totally negate that sentence: Bruce Campbell.

[Yojimbo]

I have two words to totally negate that sentence: Bruce Campbell.

Yeah, hate to dispute anyone's opinion of a film, but I agree with Craig. Evil Dead was entertaining because of Campbell, and had a lot of cheesy but interesting effects, including some crude stop-motion stuff.

[CornishCorpse]

Zombiez..by far the worst film I have ever seen. Essentially its the story of a girl who if memory servers me works at a docks where people have gone missing. The whole movie is shot really badly no doubt a handheld camera and the entire film has the gangsta feel to it...The zombiez if you can call that are people making dog noises and holding pieces of ham in their mouths..

Not only do the zombiez run,talk and use knives and guns...Low budget as fuzz by the way, all the weapons were either BB or styrofoam halloween left overs..The film also changes about halfway through because the director seems to realize what he has done. He had zombiez as being radioactive and dangerous trying to be smart about it then they can run and are like feral people then eventually they become average cult members who dress themselves in hoods and carry butcher knives.

Ugh a really really horrific film on every level. The acting was by far the most ugly Ive ever seen..It essentially was some guy in hells kitchen screwing around with a camera. Being a deadhead really annoyed me the constant change..they can stumble,walk, and eventually outrun people. They are silent, they groan, they hiss, they growl, they talk, they yell and eventually them supposdly being cultist zombiez they chant together.

Oh the horror.

By far the biggest piece of plop that can be placed in this genre.

[Yojimbo]

Zombiez..by far the worst film I have ever seen. Essentially its the story of a girl who if memory servers me works at a docks where people have gone missing. The whole movie is shot really badly no doubt a handheld camera and the entire film has the gangsta feel to it...The zombiez if you can call that are people making dog noises and holding pieces of ham in their mouths..

Not only do the zombiez run,talk and use knives and guns...Low budget as fuzz by the way, all the weapons were either BB or styrofoam halloween left overs..The film also changes about halfway through because the director seems to realize what he has done. He had zombiez as being radioactive and dangerous trying to be smart about it then they can run and are like feral people then eventually they become average cult members who dress themselves in hoods and carry butcher knives.

Ugh a really really horrific film on every level. The acting was by far the most ugly Ive ever seen..It essentially was some guy in hells kitchen screwing around with a camera. Being a deadhead really annoyed me the constant change..they can stumble,walk, and eventually outrun people. They are silent, they groan, they hiss, they growl, they talk, they yell and eventually them supposdly being cultist zombiez they chant together.

Oh the horror.

By far the biggest piece of plop that can be placed in this genre.


Sounds almost too rank an unintentionally funny (due to crappiness) to pass up. Kind of want to see this film just so that I can get angry at it!

[Danny]

people, vampires vs zombies is on zone horror lately, i wouldnt normally advise its viewing but someoone besides me has to say how this is the worst zombie film ever.:barf:

[CornishCorpse]

[QUOTE]Sounds almost too rank an unintentionally funny (due to crappiness) to pass up. Kind of want to see this film just so that I can get angry at it![QUOTE]


Nooo! Save youre brain the trauma dude! Seriously if you want a bad zombie movie then there are plenty but this is the lowest of the low. Watching this film is like watching GAR getting pummeled by George Lucas and Zack Snyder..For the love of the gawds stay the hell away! : Sprinkles holy water and starts mumbling in latin :

[Yojimbo]

[QUOTE]Sounds almost too rank an unintentionally funny (due to crappiness) to pass up. Kind of want to see this film just so that I can get angry at it![QUOTE]


Nooo! Save youre brain the trauma dude! Seriously if you want a bad zombie movie then there are plenty but this is the lowest of the low. Watching this film is like watching GAR getting pummeled by George Lucas and Zack Snyder..For the love of the gawds stay the hell away! : Sprinkles holy water and starts mumbling in latin :

Damn.

Sounds like I'd be better off getting in bed with Plan 9!

Gotta say, your warning that it is like watching GAR get beaten down by Lucas and Zack the Hack is among the most convincing statements against a film that I have heard here on the boards! Point heard and well taken -- I shall avoid this film like a woman with an adams apple.

On that note, I recall another really annoying zombie film that I rented not too long ago, but can't remember the name so I can't warn off anyone from it. Putrid acting, bad editing, senseless storyline. Bunch of survivors end up in an industrial building and many start to crack up and decide to individually jump off the top of the building to commit suicide is the only thing that I can bring up as an identifier. Also had a Tom Cruise like lead actor hero-- if you could call his clumsy posturing and annoying facial expressions acting -- who you just want to punch in the face for some reason. If anyone knows the name of this film from my admittedly lame descripton please do everyone a favor and warn everyone!

[CornishCorpse]

Thank ze Lords..I havent seen contagium but Ive watched some clips and read alot of reviews and that looked bad but thats nothing close to this film..Oh ze horror! Glad you liked the GAR imagedry :lol:

[Yojimbo]

Thank ze Lords..I havent seen contagium but Ive watched some clips and read alot of reviews and that looked bad but thats nothing close to this film..Oh ze horror! Glad you liked the GAR imagedry :lol:

Dude, do not spend money on CONTAGIUM.

I did, since I have a habit of picking up zombie films without knowing anything about them. My shelves are full of really unworthy films, as you might suspect.

I have made this offer in the past and no one took me up on it so I will make this offer again to you, or to anyone else who might feel a morbid curiosity about this really bad film.

Since I do not believe in piracy (otherwise I would multi copy this film and hand copies out to everyone) I will make my copy of this film available to you or anyone else who wishes to give themselves a headache. Send me a PM with your mailing address and I will send my copy to you free of charge on the proviso that once you are done vomiting with disgust that you likewise make the copy available free of charge to the next unsuspecting deadhead victim. In this manner your curiosity can be sated (if that term can be used in conjunction with this abortion) and no more funds will be put into the maker's pockets in the interim.

I make this offer to everyone in the hope that other dead fans will also do the same: make their personal copies of bad films available to the other fans free of charge so that no more revenue will be generated by these ripoffs. (I have previously done this with my copy of the very insulting 30th Anniversary NOLD, which at this time I hope is still being passed from fan to fan, each time reducing by pennies the revenue that would otherwise be headed to the makers, who instead of royalty payments deserve a punch in the face)

So, again, if you are curious, do not spend your money. Instead, PM me and I will send you my copy.

[CornishCorpse]

Wow dude, thats a sound as fu*k idea and Ive been implimenting the same system with alot of friends. Films with the title dead tend to always catch me...Return of the Children of the Living Dead? Not sure if thats a film.

Since Im on the otherside of the pond Ill have to decline but thanks, if someone is willing to send me a copy to stop me buying a movie then it has to be a stinker :lol:

[Yojimbo]

Wow dude, thats a sound as fu*k idea and Ive been implimenting the same system with alot of friends. Films with the title dead tend to always catch me...Return of the Children of the Living Dead? Not sure if thats a film.

Since Im on the otherside of the pond Ill have to decline but thanks, if someone is willing to send me a copy to stop me buying a movie then it has to be a stinker :lol:

Yeah stinker is too nice a term.

Offer still stands (even for our mates across the pond), and the same goes out to all of the freaks here stateside. Any bad film you are curious about that I have on my shelf I am willing to forward free of charge on the proviso that the film continue to circulate to save others from spending funds and further lining the pockets of hacks (and those named Zack)