There is only one person CHUCK NORRIS is afraid of...

[DjfunkmasterG]

http://garbonza.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/clint-eastwood-dirty-harry.jpg

http://thefilmist.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/gran-torino.jpg?w=450&h=232

[EvilNed]

Chuck Norris? Are you smoking something?

[Tricky]

Viagra takes Chuck Norris to get hard...

[DjfunkmasterG]

Sorry, no one and I mean no one will be as bad ass as Clint Eastwood. You all know it and it is time for you all to start acknowledging it.

[bassman]

DJ's right. Forget Chuck Norris and his current status as a joke. Eastwood would wipe the floor with that little spit fuck.

[LouCipherr]

Sorry, no one and I mean no one will be as bad ass as Clint Eastwood. You all know it and it is time for you all to start acknowledging it.

Why does that statement remind me of Jules in Pulp Fiction?

"We just witnessed a miracle, and I want you to fucking acknowledge it!" :lol:



Chuck Norris fought with Bruce Lee. Without a gun Clit would be Chuck's bitch. :lol:

True. Although I have to be honest, when I think "badass" I think Clint first.


Just remember though, kids: When Chuck Norris jumps in a lake, Chuck Norris doesnt get wet, the lake gets Chuck Norris. :D

[DjfunkmasterG]

Why does that statement remind me of Jules in Pulp Fiction?
:D

I dunno, but it does sound Pulp Fiction-ish :p

[JDFP]

Chuck Norris fought with Bruce Lee. Without a gun Clit would be Chuck's bitch. :lol:

Nah, Clint is too classy to get into a fight with Chuck. They'd end up having a drinking contest and just as Chuck stands to leave the bar and passes out on the floor Clint would order another pitcher of Pabst and call Chuck a "punk kid". :)

j.p.

[SRP76]

Fuck Chuck, in this comparison. I don't dislike him, but Clint is more symbolic of "badass" in every possible way.

As for people that Chuck can't fuck with, add Joe Piscopo to the list:
TAfcPatBL3s
KICK HIS ASS!:lol:

[Danny]

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y91/khazrak/Massimo-small.jpg

Chuck norris jokes? really?

I expected better dj, i really did.

[Neil]

viagra takes chuck norris to get hard...

lol!!

[MikePizzoff]

I'm with DJ on this one. I don't care if Chuck would use only martial arts and Clint would use guns - Clint Eastwood will forever be one of the baddest mutha fuckas of all time.

I mean, come on - Walker, Texas Ranger or Dirty Harry? NO BRAINER.

Speaking of - I just realized Chuck Norris is 70 years old. Holy shit, man...

[LouCipherr]

Speaking of - I just realized Chuck Norris is 70 years old. Holy shit, man...

It's funny you say that Mike, 'cause I was just looking at Chuck's website a few days ago and realized this myself - and I was quite surprised. I don't know why, but I didn't realize the man was as old as he is!

I still like Chuck, but Clint is the man. :D



Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement. :lol:

[DjfunkmasterG]

Nah, Clint is too classy to get into a fight with Chuck. They'd end up having a drinking contest and just as Chuck stands to leave the bar and passes out on the floor Clint would order another pitcher of Pabst and call Chuck a "punk kid". :)

j.p.


:D

This is absolutely how I could see it unfolding too. Great depiction. :lol:

[blind2d]

Bruce Lee is way cooler... as for tough white dudes, I'll go with Clint.
"I ain't happy, feelin' glad..." - 2D

[fulci fan]

There is one that is badder in the ass than Clint.

http://justbarkingmad.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/snakeplisskenrb7.jpg :cool:

[rongravy]

I think if they were ever in the same room, they would morph into an unstoppable entity known only as Chuckwood Norclint.
And it would kick the unholy living shit outta everyone in the vicinity and beyond...

[DjfunkmasterG]

There is one that is badder in the ass than Clint.

http://justbarkingmad.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/snakeplisskenrb7.jpg :cool:

Oh please. Clint would tell Snake to go ahead and make his day then after he shoots him in the ass would tell him to GET OFF MY LAWN! :lol:

[LouCipherr]

I kinda have to agree with Dj on that one. While I love Snake (Russell), he's nowhere near the badass status that is Clint Eastwood holds. :D

[bassman]

Puhlease. You think someone that wears pants like THESE has a chance against Blondie?

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f49/Philly73/Snake%20Plissken/snake2.jpg

That wardrobe decision has always baffled me. Even for the eighties, that's not cool.

[EvilNed]

Chuck Norris, man. Chuck Norris.

[fulci fan]

Puhlease. You think someone that wears pants like THESE has a chance against Blondie?

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f49/Philly73/Snake%20Plissken/snake2.jpg

That wardrobe decision has always baffled me. Even for the eighties, that's not cool.

Siberian camo. I don't know if it was used by the military, but Carpenter comments on it in the commentary on the 2 disc special edition.

I was watching Blades of Glory last night and I was thinking that Will Farrell could totally be the next Snake in the re-make.

Just imagine the eye patch. :lol:
http://www.jlcauvin.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Blades_070614041138432_wideweb__300x3752.jpg

[rongravy]

Snake is a pussy compared to those giants. And I'll never forgive him for desecrating Escape from NY by making a shitty LA sequel.
But physically Chuck would break Clint's hip or or worse.
I mean if you wanna take them both back to their heydays where they were their healthiest, I'm going with Chuck. Even pitted against each other today!
That was semibased in realityville. If you're talking about movie persona thing kinda stuff, then Dirty Harry would always puss out and shoot him. Philo Beddoe would at least try to bareknuckle it with him, but most of Chuck's characters would roundhouse the fuck and pretty much cave in his chest.
Anybody wanna late night bong hit?:elol:

[DubiousComforts]

Clint wins just from the fact that Chuck Norris has become a stupid old man that actually believes he is the fictional psuedo-patriotic defender nutjob that he once portrayed in movies 30 years ago.

My paternal grandfather was a prouder American than Norris and my father could kick his ass back to Texas.

[DjfunkmasterG]

Siberian camo. I don't know if it was used by the military, but Carpenter comments on it in the commentary on the 2 disc special edition.

I was watching Blades of Glory last night and I was thinking that Will Farrell could totally be the next Snake in the re-make.

Just imagine the eye patch. :lol:
http://www.jlcauvin.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Blades_070614041138432_wideweb__300x3752.jpg

Ok FUlci,

Your movie making decisions have officially been revoked.

[LouCipherr]

Ok FUlci,

Your movie making decisions have officially been revoked.


I'd like to second that. :lol:

[BillyRay]

Chuck Norris was never in a Francis the Talking Mule film,

Therefore:

Clint > Chuck

[DjfunkmasterG]

I'd like to second that. :lol:

I will 3rd, 4th and 5th that decision too :lol::moon: