Need your help....

[LouCipherr]

All -

I'm looking to make $90,000+ a year and not do a whole lot of real work. I also want flexible hours so I can sleep off hangovers on a case by case basis, full benefits, a month of vacation a year, retirement contribution of 250% up to $50,000 a year, and a young, sexy blonde secretary who is really just a prostitute dressed nicely.

Please let me know if anything comes up.

[bassman]

Politician.

[LouCipherr]

I was thinking of looking into a job at Goldman Sachs. They seem to LOVE giving people MASSIVE salaries and letting them get away with not doing shit. :lol:

[BillyRay]

If 20th Century Fox blows the deadlands deal, They'll be looking for new Executives, right?

[LouCipherr]

If 20th Century Fox blows the deadlands deal, They'll be looking for new Executives, right?

HEY! You have a point there! :D

[Purge]

All -

I'm looking to make $90,000+ a year and not do a whole lot of real work. I also want flexible hours so I can sleep off hangovers on a case by case basis, full benefits, a month of vacation a year, retirement contribution of 250% up to $50,000 a year, and a young, sexy blonde secretary who is really just a prostitute dressed nicely.

Please let me know if anything comes up.

British Petroleum, perhaps?

[LouCipherr]

British Petroleum, perhaps?

:lol:

The problem with BP I see is they're extremely busy trying to figure out how to figure out how to fix this (not actually working on the problem).

IE: too much work.

NEXT!

:D

[fartpants]

International Arms Dealer.....few meetings a year and truckloads of money..
cant fail :lol::lol::lol:

[Mike70]

stunt cock. you could have buckets of fun.

[JDFP]

All -

I'm looking to make $90,000+ a year and not do a whole lot of real work. I also want flexible hours so I can sleep off hangovers on a case by case basis, full benefits, a month of vacation a year, retirement contribution of 250% up to $50,000 a year, and a young, sexy blonde secretary who is really just a prostitute dressed nicely.

Please let me know if anything comes up.

You should look into a public sector/government position. They generally don't do anything efficiently and you can make good money at doing something that could be done far better in the private sector. Plus, the chances of you ever losing your job due to stuff that would get you terminated in the private sector fairly easily is much less likely.

j.p.

[fartpants]

stunt cock. you could have buckets of fun.

i think Mike has got it....Porn Star...:D:D

[LouCipherr]

i think Mike has got it....Porn Star...:D:D


Ok, Mike wins for best suggestion so far. :D Only one problem - does being a stunt cock pay $90k/yr? :lol:


I have to give props to those saying get into politics. Although, that kinda reminds me of a joke I once heard, and perhaps if it rings true, I found my dream job...


Q: What do you get when you put 50 politicians and 50 lesbians in the same room?
A: 100 people who don't do dick. :lol:

and apparently they get paid well, too! :D

[carpetbeggar]

:lol:

The problem with BP I see is they're extremely busy trying to figure out how to figure out how to fix this (not actually working on the problem).

IE: too much work.

NEXT!

:D

But just think, you can still travel halfway around the world to participate in yachting races* while in the midst of trying to figure out how to figure out how to fix this problem.

*And if yachting isn't your thing, just plug in whichever hobby you do enjoy participating in.