JDFP
16-Jun-2010, 02:29 AM
Okay, I just finished watching this for the first time in many, many years and the first thought I had was: "What the hell?".
I generally really dig Argento ("Do You Like Hitchcock?" is my favorite he did), but other than enjoying the WAY over-the-top soundtrack by Goblin with intense foreboding (ooh! Girls in a swimming pool swimming! Queue incredibly dramatic music!) that caused me to hum along with it, the film just didn't really make a hell of a lot of sense to me.
Okay, so the academy is run by a group of witches that has as their "Black Queen" (The Mother of Sighs) a several hundred year old woman who has the ability to appear invisible and bring dead girls back to life to attempt to kill the American dancer. Right. Makes sense. The witches have been poisoning the girl's food and the head of the dance academy (Joan Bennett, who was the one really shining acting point to this film with all the other amateurs in this) wants her dead. At no point in the film (at least not that I could make out) does it explain why they hate her like they do (this was pre-Bush, so just being an American wasn't necessarily a black mark on you in Europe).
Let's throw in a couple of brutal murders for the fun of it though I don't see any cohesive point to the deaths of the people who died. We have the girl at the beginning who finds out where the witches lair is located in the academy ("It's the blue Iris!") who is murdered. Why? I guess the witches were afraid that the girl would go to the "New York Times" like Robert Redford in "Three Days of the Condor" and expose them.
Then we have the blind guy who looks like Adrien Brody's (who is in Argento's upcoming film "Giallo" by the way) brother who is killed by his seeing-eye-dog by having his throat ripped off by the dog. Right. Why? Well we needed a cool death scene I suppose, the purpose in the witches killing him doesn't make any sense to me really.
Finally, we have another girl who is killed because she is a dumb ass (in addition to finding out that the teachers are witches). The girl is attempting to escape from a killer with a knife (who was this killer by the way? The Romanian guy with the fresh set of teeth? And if they were witches and had the ability to make a dog rip out the blind guy's throat why did they need him to kill for them anyway?) she jumps into wires in a room and gets tangled up in them (eh, it's dark, maybe she didn't see them, in her defense) til the killer finds her and cuts her throat.
Yes, the film was visually beautiful. Argento is incredible when it comes to capturing Italy and the architecture/culture. But, when it was over I was left scratching my head thinking: "Huh?". I don't really understand the motives of the witches in this film, what were they after? Why did they hate the American girl? Why did they kill the blind guy exactly? According to wikipedia (because it never lies): "Daniel the pianist is killed on his way home when his dog becomes spooked and tears his throat out." Really? It's common for seeing-eye-dogs to bite the throat out on their master when they become spooked? :shifty:
I will say that Olga (Barbara Magnolfi) was pretty damn hot. I wouldn't have minded having more (much more, ahem) of her in the film. Wow! I just read this film is still banned in Germany! And to think the "torturous murder scene" of the girl in the beginning would probably get a PG-13 rating today (according to wikipedia again).
Anyway, I just don't get the appeal of this film. There doesn't seem to really be a purpose/reason behind the motives/actions of the people and really no design to it. Yeah, it's pretty, but the story is weak and it just wasn't my cup of tea I suppose. To each their own and all that jazz, but I was really hoping for much more.
j.p.
I generally really dig Argento ("Do You Like Hitchcock?" is my favorite he did), but other than enjoying the WAY over-the-top soundtrack by Goblin with intense foreboding (ooh! Girls in a swimming pool swimming! Queue incredibly dramatic music!) that caused me to hum along with it, the film just didn't really make a hell of a lot of sense to me.
Okay, so the academy is run by a group of witches that has as their "Black Queen" (The Mother of Sighs) a several hundred year old woman who has the ability to appear invisible and bring dead girls back to life to attempt to kill the American dancer. Right. Makes sense. The witches have been poisoning the girl's food and the head of the dance academy (Joan Bennett, who was the one really shining acting point to this film with all the other amateurs in this) wants her dead. At no point in the film (at least not that I could make out) does it explain why they hate her like they do (this was pre-Bush, so just being an American wasn't necessarily a black mark on you in Europe).
Let's throw in a couple of brutal murders for the fun of it though I don't see any cohesive point to the deaths of the people who died. We have the girl at the beginning who finds out where the witches lair is located in the academy ("It's the blue Iris!") who is murdered. Why? I guess the witches were afraid that the girl would go to the "New York Times" like Robert Redford in "Three Days of the Condor" and expose them.
Then we have the blind guy who looks like Adrien Brody's (who is in Argento's upcoming film "Giallo" by the way) brother who is killed by his seeing-eye-dog by having his throat ripped off by the dog. Right. Why? Well we needed a cool death scene I suppose, the purpose in the witches killing him doesn't make any sense to me really.
Finally, we have another girl who is killed because she is a dumb ass (in addition to finding out that the teachers are witches). The girl is attempting to escape from a killer with a knife (who was this killer by the way? The Romanian guy with the fresh set of teeth? And if they were witches and had the ability to make a dog rip out the blind guy's throat why did they need him to kill for them anyway?) she jumps into wires in a room and gets tangled up in them (eh, it's dark, maybe she didn't see them, in her defense) til the killer finds her and cuts her throat.
Yes, the film was visually beautiful. Argento is incredible when it comes to capturing Italy and the architecture/culture. But, when it was over I was left scratching my head thinking: "Huh?". I don't really understand the motives of the witches in this film, what were they after? Why did they hate the American girl? Why did they kill the blind guy exactly? According to wikipedia (because it never lies): "Daniel the pianist is killed on his way home when his dog becomes spooked and tears his throat out." Really? It's common for seeing-eye-dogs to bite the throat out on their master when they become spooked? :shifty:
I will say that Olga (Barbara Magnolfi) was pretty damn hot. I wouldn't have minded having more (much more, ahem) of her in the film. Wow! I just read this film is still banned in Germany! And to think the "torturous murder scene" of the girl in the beginning would probably get a PG-13 rating today (according to wikipedia again).
Anyway, I just don't get the appeal of this film. There doesn't seem to really be a purpose/reason behind the motives/actions of the people and really no design to it. Yeah, it's pretty, but the story is weak and it just wasn't my cup of tea I suppose. To each their own and all that jazz, but I was really hoping for much more.
j.p.