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Danny
24-Jun-2010, 11:16 PM
http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2010/06/24/2936414.htm?section=justin

Apparently north korea is starving. all those missiles and bizaare radiation coming from the border lately is all a cover for how weak they are because of the big bad bullying america hatin' on poor defenseless north korea.

Apparently through no fault of there own, soley on the usa, there close border , no trade, lifestyle has been a loss of revenue.

You know what costs almost .0001quadrillion dollars? democracy. hell, even being a communist state that doesnt close up like a turtle in the road.



Trouble with this is i feel sorry for the brainwashed saps who live under kim jongs "north korea is best korea" rule.

i mean honestly, 75 trillion in reperations? whats next a resurgence of the national socialist party who feel they were given a bad rap?

Mr.G
25-Jun-2010, 12:35 AM
Err....the checks in the mail Kim Jong?

JDFP
25-Jun-2010, 02:43 AM
In recent news, Kim Jong-il received a letter from Publisher's Clearing House.

Though the chances are slim, he feels very good about the possibility of being introduced to a larger-than-life $1.75 Billion dollar check from Ed McMahon from Publisher's Clearing House.

In response Kim Jong-il had this to say: "There was a notice stating there was no purchase necessary to enter into the Publisher's Clearing House Sweepstakes, but if you entered it would increase your chances by ten-fold. So, I bought a pair of Mason Shoes from Publisher's Clearing House and they said that the Prize Patrol were generally responsive to gentlemen who purchased Mason shoes. I received a notice that I was selected to be a potential winner for which I became extremely excited. I received notice that I was a finalist!"

Mr. Jong-il has opened the borders of North Korea for gentleman carrying "Prize Balloons" for Publisher's Clearing House. When it was announced to him by members of his Cabinet that Ed McMahon had been dead for over a year the Supreme Leader had no comment on the issue but insisting that every North Korean purchase at least one pair of Mason's Shoes under the name of Kim Jong-il for the benefit of the nation.

j.p.

AcesandEights
28-Jun-2010, 03:10 PM
Though the chances are slim, he feels very good about the possibility of being introduced to a larger-than-life $1.75 Billion dollar check from Ed McMahon from Publisher's Clearing House.

In response Kim Jong-il had this to say: "There was a notice stating there was no purchase necessary to enter into the Publisher's Clearing House Sweepstakes, but if you entered it would increase your chances by ten-fold. So, I bought a pair of Mason Shoes from Publisher's Clearing House and they said that the Prize Patrol were generally responsive to gentlemen who purchased Mason shoes. I received a notice that I was selected to be a potential winner for which I became extremely excited. I received notice that I was a finalist!"

Mr. Jong-il has opened the borders of North Korea for gentleman carrying "Prize Balloons" for Publisher's Clearing House. When it was announced to him by members of his Cabinet that Ed McMahon had been dead for over a year the Supreme Leader had no comment on the issue but insisting that every North Korean purchase at least one pair of Mason's Shoes under the name of Kim Jong-il for the benefit of the nation.


:lol: Did this come to you in a dream? The scary thing is, what Kim Jong Il is trying to accomplish is just about as crazy.

I guess he has to threaten us all with bad behavior again, before he can promise to be good if only we give his crumbling edifice more aid. What a fuckin' pirate.