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darth los
18-Aug-2010, 06:24 PM
No this is not a joke, although i expect there to be plenty in this thread.

WHAT

THE

FUCK!?!

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/38743790/ns/health-health_care/

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Tricky
18-Aug-2010, 06:37 PM
That sounds double grim & tonic to me! Why cant people just eat less, exercise more anyway? :confused:
darth los
18-Aug-2010, 06:40 PM
That sounds double grim & tonic to me! Why cant people just eat less, exercise more anyway? :confused:

Because they're fat bastards that's why.

Don't you notice that everyone who's out of shape that wants to lose weight will work out only as a last resort if at all?

They will research every herb and pill before realizing there's no substitute for eating relatively healthy and working out.

Everyone wants to be fit but most don't want to put in the work. It's pretty much a microcosm of what modern civilization has become.

:cool:
bassman
18-Aug-2010, 06:45 PM
http://i.ytimg.com/vi/CByDaEcs5yo/0.jpg
darth los
18-Aug-2010, 06:48 PM
http://i.ytimg.com/vi/CByDaEcs5yo/0.jpg

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

Yes. The at home, do it yourself kit is on the horizon. Reserve yours now!

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LouCipherr
18-Aug-2010, 08:58 PM
:lol::lol::lol::lol:

Yes. The at home, do it yourself kit is on the horizon. Reserve yours now!

:cool:

You owe me another keyboard and monitor darth, mine is now covered yet again with soda thanks to you and bassman! :lol:
Trin
19-Aug-2010, 01:15 AM
I had a vasectomy done through my ass. I can totally say it was the most enjoyable surgical experience I've ever had, and my pecker has none of the telltale scarring to warn the women that I'm shooting blanks!! Thank you NOTES surgery center!!
Ghost Of War
19-Aug-2010, 09:17 AM
I had a vasectomy done through my ass. I can totally say it was the most enjoyable surgical experience I've ever had, and my pecker has none of the telltale scarring to warn the women that I'm shooting blanks!! Thank you NOTES surgery center!!

Fuck. That. I'd rather have the scar on my scrotum, I'm quite proud of it actually.
Tricky
19-Aug-2010, 09:30 AM
Because they're fat bastards that's why.

Don't you notice that everyone who's out of shape that wants to lose weight will work out only as a last resort if at all?

They will research every herb and pill before realizing there's no substitute for eating relatively healthy and working out.

Everyone wants to be fit but most don't want to put in the work. It's pretty much a microcosm of what modern civilization has become.

:cool:


Exactly! Thats why these people who are constantly on fancy diets never look any different, they find every excuse under the sun not to do any exercise!
LoSTBoY
19-Aug-2010, 10:02 AM
“He pulls things out of everywhere and he has some serious skills.”

:lol: This dude is l33t!!!
bassman
19-Aug-2010, 12:53 PM
This is going to get out of hand. "Dr....I have a cavity!" "Bend over and we'll take it out.":lol:
DjfunkmasterG
19-Aug-2010, 02:09 PM
This is going to get out of hand. "Dr....I have a cavity!" "Bend over and we'll take it out.":lol:

When he does hemorrhoid removal I can see the Patients now...

IT's NOT A TOO-MAH

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/4yb8Z2OV1hI/0.jpg