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blind2d
01-Sep-2010, 12:30 AM
A man, a rabbit, and an android walk into a bar...

DjfunkmasterG
01-Sep-2010, 12:00 PM
A man, a rabbit, and an android walk into a bar...

The bartender says... GET THE FUCK OUT!

BillyRay
01-Sep-2010, 01:49 PM
A man, a rabbit, and an android walk into a bar...

The bartender says "What is this? Some sort of joke??"

SymphonicX
01-Sep-2010, 10:46 PM
A man, a rabbit, and an android walk into a bar...

The man was wearing a funny hat.

(translated from German)

paranoid101
01-Sep-2010, 11:02 PM
A man, a rabbit, and an android walk into a bar...

To the casting call of Donnie Darko 3

blind2d
01-Sep-2010, 11:15 PM
The bartender says... GET THE FUCK OUT!

DJ... I am disappoint.
Everyone else; good looks. Keep trying, and soon we'll get it!

bassman
02-Sep-2010, 12:04 AM
A man, a rabbit, and an android walk into a bar...

"We don't serve their kind here"

http://www.georgettesworld.com/main/swbartender.jpg

clanglee
02-Sep-2010, 12:26 AM
Rectum? Damn near killed him!

wait what was the joke again?

MoonSylver
02-Sep-2010, 06:34 AM
Rectum? Damn near killed him!

wait what was the joke again?

Rectum?!?!? I HARDLY KNOW 'EM!!!!!!

*BA-DUM-BUM*

:lol::lol::lol:

LouCipherr
02-Sep-2010, 12:32 PM
A man, a rabbit, and an android walk into a bar...

Damn, that must've hurt. :lol:

blind2d
02-Sep-2010, 01:53 PM
Great job, everybody! Awards go to Lou and Bass!

blind2d
03-Sep-2010, 11:54 PM
Okay... so any more answers? Lacking that, any more unfinished jokes?
Ooh, first though, I should answer this one!
A man, a rabbit, and an android walk into a bar. The bartender says to the man, "who are your friends?" The man replies, looking at the rabbit and android, "who, these guys? I've never seen them before in my life!"
The bartender nods knowingly, and after a few drinks, the three leave and have an orgy.
"Now I wish I could get ME some of that!" the bartender tells a random customer.

*Sound of whap on head followed by a chorus of crickets*

mista_mo
04-Sep-2010, 05:18 AM
A man, a rabbit, and an android into a bar.

blind2d
04-Sep-2010, 01:24 PM
hey mo, was leaving out the word "walk" intentional? If so, what makes that a joke? If not, poor try... I know you can do better! Why not give it another shot?