Members real names?

[MikePizzoff]

acealive1 - Scott
AcesandEights - Doug
Andy - Susan :clown:
bassman - Jason
blind2d - Miles
clanglee - Chris
darth los - Carlos
DeadJonas190 - Adam
deadpunk - David
DjfunkmasterG - Gary
dmbfanintn - Chris
Exatreides - Aaron
GhostWolf - Justin
Ghost Of War - Simon
hellsing - Danny
jded - Jason
JDFP - Jason/JP
kidgloves - Rob
Kaos - Ron
Legion2213 - Steve
LoSTBoY - James
LouCipherr - Brian
mista_mo - Chris
Mitchified - Tim
Mr.G - Chad
ProfessorChaos - Jared
Publius - Chris
Purge - Chris
rongravy - Ronnie
shootemindehead - Tony
Tricky - Richard
Wyldwraith - Shawn
Yojimbo - Steve

[blind2d]

I volunteer!
My name elsewhere on the web is the same as here, but my parent-given first name is "Miles".

[AcesandEights]

Doug


Really cool idea for a thread, as I feel the same way too and I am really, really bad with remembering people's names and paranoid about getting them wrong till I've used the name several times.

[Exatreides]

Aaron. Nice to meet you. I'm bachelor number 1 to make things clear

[Legion2213]

I'm "Steve."

I'm also terrible with names and will probably end up sticking with everybodies screen name. :D

[MikePizzoff]

Wow, that was fast. Updating the first post. THanks guys!

[BillyRay]

3 guesses...first 2 don't count...:D

[darth los]

Carlos is the name. Zombies are the game. ;)

:cool:

[bassman]

Jason reporting for duty.

[ProfessorChaos]

sHaBc0sLwE0

[Tricky]

Richard here!

The first or given name Richard derives from the Germanic elements "ric" (ruler, leader, king) and "hard" (strong, brave, court), therefore it means 'powerful leader' as well as 'King's Court'

:elol:

[MikePizzoff]

Richard here!


:elol:

Now it all makes sense why you chose the name Tricky!

[DjfunkmasterG]

Gary "The most Awesome Dj in the world" Ugarek :lol:

[Andy]

Susan.

[Purge]

Chris.

[MoonSylver]

Dick Long.

[Kaos]

Ron Vickers, but my porn name is Tom Spanks.

[JDFP]

JDFP are my initials.

The first three letters stand for Jason Dominic Franklin. All my friends generally call me j.p. though.

I'm not giving you folks my last name. Someone might show up outside my apartment the next debate/discussion we get into that turns out heated and then I'd have to kick their ass with my impassioned scream of "COBRA KAI! DO OR DIE!".

So there. :)

j.p.

[darth los]

Ron Vickers, but my porn name is Tom Spanks.

Mine is Wooley Mammoth. :D

:cool:

[Debbieangel]

I bet you can't guess what my name is? lol
Just incase : Debbie...some have called me DA,Debs..whatever ya want!

[Yojimbo]

Steve, at your service and standing by - honored to be here with you all.

[GhostWolf]

Justin.

[Ghost Of War]

Simon

[clanglee]

Chris. . . . .boring huh?

MY porn name is Harry Hammerhard.

My gay porn name is Michael J. Cocks

[Danny]

i think plenty of people have known my names Danny Smith for a long time now. To be honest i only picked hellsing because it was a show i was into at the time and wanted anything without a number at the end, though i gotta admit after 6 odd years i have asked if i could just change my username to Danny since most people call me that anyway and i havent read or watched hellsing in years.

[mista_mo]

My name is also Chris. How is that boring? It is the best unisexual name ever.

[Publius]

Another Chris.

[Wyldwraith]

Shawn.
That's S-H-A-W-N.
NOT See-Ann, aka Sean.
NOT the protagonist of the only decent Zomedy, Shaun of the Dead.
Just Shawn.

Middle name is Michael, after my psychopathic wife and child-beating, attempted wife-murdering male donor of my other 23 Chromosomes.
My last name isn't important, because me and my Brother have both sworn to change it before we father children so the name will die with us as the last 2 males of breeding age that bear it. Starts with a P.

[krakenslayer]

Krakenslayer is actually my real first name. ;)

Yeah, I know it's weird, I hear about it all the time :p

[bassman]

Off topic, but Kraken.....do you know if that Alien poster(avatar) is for sale anywehre? It's so funny, I would love to own it.

It would be worth it just to see the look on guest's faces. :lol:

[LouCipherr]

"Hi, I'm Brian, I'm a natural blue..." :p

[krakenslayer]

Off topic, but Kraken.....do you know if that Alien poster(avatar) is for sale anywehre? It's so funny, I would love to own it.

It would be worth it just to see the look on guest's faces. :lol:

*drumroll*:
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Alien-Poster-Movie-Polish-Cartwright/dp/B003SJ1IZQ

[AcesandEights]

Everytime I think of you, Kraken, I picture a mind flayer, as that's what your avatar always reminds me of.

http://images.epilogue.net/users/sporeboy/Flayer_480.jpg

Just an interesting tidbit. When I think of Bassman, I always picture Venkman bass fishing, but that's a whole other story.

[bassman]

Just an interesting tidbit. When I think of Bassman, I always picture Venkman bass fishing, but that's a whole other story.

It's more like "base" as in bass guitar, but hey....I'll take what I can get. :D


"Hi, I'm Brian, I'm a natural blue..."

Is that anything like Mr. B Natural?
http://bulk2.destructoid.com/ul/avatars/8/26498.jpg

Totally random reference, I know. :lol: Maybe you've seen your fair share of MST3K, though. Funny episode.

[darth los]

Yeah i thought he was the gorton's fisherman's relative or something when we first met too. :lol:

:cool:

[Danny]

Everytime I think of you, Kraken, I picture a mind flayer, as that's what your avatar always reminds me of.

http://images.epilogue.net/users/sporeboy/Flayer_480.jpg

Just an interesting tidbit. When I think of Bassman, I always picture Venkman bass fishing, but that's a whole other story.

huh. i thought it was two isopods doing it.

[darth los]

This is getting way too national geographicky for me. :shifty:

:cool:

[kidgloves]

Im Rob :sneaky: :hyper:

[darth los]

Chris. . . . .boring huh?

MY porn name is Harry Hammerhard.

My gay porn name is Michael J. Cocks

Funny. I always pegged you for a "buck naked". :lol:

:cool:

[LouCipherr]

I always imagined my porn name as "Jimmy Stiff" :lol:

[darth los]

I always imagined my porn name as "Jimmy Stiff" :lol:

There's a "slim jim" joke in there somewhere but we're boys so i won't go there. :p :lol:

:cool:

[Danny]

I always imagined my porn name as "Jimmy Stiff" :lol:

if memory serves its your biggest pets name and the first word on your street name. so mine would be "Max Soar" unintended double entendre get!

[AcesandEights]

if memory serves its your biggest pets name and the first word on your street name. so mine would be "Max Soar" unintended double entendre get!

I always liked Middle + first street you grew up on. In that case, I'd be Jason Spur.

[BillyRay]

if memory serves its your biggest pets name and the first word on your street name. so mine would be "Max Soar" unintended double entendre get!

I always heard it was the street name where you grew up.

That makes me "Spaz Indiana".

Probably why I never fell into working porn...

[darth los]

"Gus Almeda" isn't exactly knocking out the park either. :lol:

:cool:

[shootemindehead]

My porn name is Tony

and my real name is Blackie Hayward...


or em...something like that.

[krakenslayer]

If you go by first pet and first street, then mine is Bonnie Boydfield, which is really not very masculine, haha!

[DjfunkmasterG]

Porn Name equals... Bootsy Coal

[MoonSylver]

Funny. I always pegged you for a "buck naked". :lol:

:cool:

Ya nailed him. Clang as picture below:

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2205/1529129884_518670bec3.jpg

:lol::nana::p

[bassman]

first pet and first street?

Quincy Brookside....:confused:

Sounds like an R&B artist....

[JDFP]

"Wolf Oak"

Hmm... I think I like it...

I wouldn't mess with a man named Wolf Oak.

j.p.

[clanglee]

if memory serves its your biggest pets name and the first word on your street name. !

Nah that's your Drag Queen Name. Mine was Pumpkin Pulaski

[clanglee]

Ya nailed him. Clang as picture below:

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2205/1529129884_518670bec3.jpg

:lol::nana::p

Dammit Moon, you promised not tho show that Pic off anymore. . .I only took that for you by special request!!

[MoonSylver]

Dammit Moon, you promised not tho show that Pic off anymore. . .I only took that for you by special request!!

A love like ours is too special not to share with the rest of the world.:fin:

[Mr.G]

If you go by first pet and first street, then mine is Bonnie Boydfield, which is really not very masculine, haha!

Cucumber Hunter? (that surely wins the competition but it's not my kind of porn)

AND

Mr. G = Chad

[clanglee]

A love like ours is too special not to share with the rest of the world.:fin:

Why didn't you tell anyone you were the greaser in the back with the drum kit and the mud flap loincloth?

[Doc]

Cucumber Hunter? (that surely wins the competition but it's not my kind of porn)

AND

Mr. G = Chad

Is Princess Sunset any worse? :|

[Ghost Of War]

I thought your porn name was your first pet and your Mother's maiden name?

Mine's Caesar Moran.

[LoSTBoY]

The names James/Jamie/Jamesy

Porn name: Cila King :shifty:

[BillyRay]

I thought your porn name was your first pet and your Mother's maiden name?

Only if you're starting a porn checking account.

[JDFP]

I thought your porn name was your first pet and your Mother's maiden name?

Mine's Caesar Moran.

If this is the case I would have an excellent porn name:

Rusty Russell.

(big grin)

j.p.

[acealive1]

"Gus Almeda" isn't exactly knocking out the park either. :lol:

:cool:

sounds like you're a relief pitcher for the dodgers.

[Mr.G]

Lately I've been thinking about how I feel like I know some of you pretty well, but I don't even know your [real] first names. Aside from the obvious ones, I think I only know the real names of MZ, DJ, LouCipher, and Andreno.

I thought it'd be cool to have a thread where members, who feel comfortable, will post their first names so we can make this place just that much more personable for everyone.



I'll keep this top post updated with everyone's forum name and their corresponding real name. Who wants to go first?!

blind2d - Miles
AcesandEights - Doug
Exatreides - Aaron
Legion2213 - Steve
darth los - Carlos
bassman - Jason
Tricky - Richard
DjfunkmasterG - Gary
Andy - Susan :clown:
Purge - Chris
clanglee - Chris
mista_mo - Chris
Publius - Chris
Kaos - Ron
JDFP - Jason/JP
Yojimbo - Steve
GhostWolf - Justin
Ghost Of War - Simon
hellsing - Danny
Wyldwraith - Shawn
LouCipherr - Brian
kidgloves - Rob
shootemindehead - Tony
LoSTBoY - James

Add me please! Mr. G = Chad

[JDFP]

Add me please! Mr. G = Chad

So if you're Chad how's it "Mr. G" instead of "Mr. C"?

On the bright side, you don't have to be Mr. Pink.

"Why am I always having to be Mr. Pink?"

j.p.

[EvilNed]

My friends just call me Comrade #3561.

[rongravy]

Ronnie.
My favorite Chef song from South Park is Lovegravy.
Voila.

[Danny]

Ronnie.
My favorite Chef song from South Park is Lovegravy.
Voila.

love gravy?, bitch please, stinky britches is were its at.

[rongravy]

love gravy?, bitch please, stinky britches is were its at.

I hear ya, but still...
They're all good, but to each his own.
So many to choose from, right?

[jded]

Jason here! And no my screen name is not a nod to the word jaded, even though I get that way sometimes. No what it is, is I get so many friends who like to use variations of my name like J, JC, jase, JD, (and I've even been called Chris many times) that I figured why not squeeze together the first letter of my first name with dead. I kept it simple though, and short. My last name is where I think the Chris calling arises from, it's DeChristefero.

[bassman]

Jason here!

Now we must figt to the death. There can be only one.

Two men enter, one man leaves. THUNDERDOME!!!!

[krakenslayer]

Now we must figt to the death. There can be only one.

Two men enter, one man leaves. THUNDERDOME!!!!

If I was you, I would not consider it wise to declare war on everyone and everything that shared my name. Not if that name was JASON... no siree! :)

(or Michael, Damien, Angela, Freddy...)

[jded]

Not if that name was JASON... no siree! :)

(or Michael, Damien, Angela, Freddy...)
Damn right!

"Right (Quite right), you're bloody well right, you got the bloody right to say."

[bassman]

If I was you, I would not consider it wise to declare war on everyone and everything that shared my name. Not if that name was JASON... no siree!

F*ck your serious stuff. THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!!

The other Jason is goign down!

[Yojimbo]

"Rocky Echo Park"

Sounds a bit like a gay porn name!

[Andy]

F*ck your serious stuff. THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!!

The other Jason is goign down!

http://forum.homepageofthedead.com/andy/jason.jpg

[ProfessorChaos]

might as well add my name to the list

i'm jared.

[clanglee]

How Many Subway jokes have you had to endure Professor?

[ProfessorChaos]

lots dude....if i had a dollar for every time someone made a reference to the jared guy from subway, i could probably build a store and buy into the fucking franchise...

same way with jared, the galleria of jewelry ("he went to jared!"). what's funny is i bought jewelry for a girl there once and the lady behind the counter dropped her pen laughing when she was taking my info down and asked for my name.

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[clanglee]

what's funny is i bought jewelry for a girl there once and the lady behind the counter dropped her pen laughing when she was taking my info down and asked for my name.

:lol: that's great! did they give you a discount? ;)

[ProfessorChaos]

no, and believe me, i aksed. "you guys didn't even consult me and ask permission to use my name, the least you could do is knock 10% off..." didn't work.

next time, i'll just go in and act like i own the place and try again.

[dmbfanintn]

Add another Chris to the list.....

[MikePizzoff]

Any chance we can get this thread stickied for new-comers or regulars who missed it???

[MikePizzoff]

A couple of guys may have missed this thread, so I'm resurrecting it. I'm also going to alphabetize the list.

[deadpunk]

David. (please not Dave, I hate that)

[BillyRay]

David. (please not Dave, I hate that)


Hello, Dave?...

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[bassman]

So Chris takes the most common name trophy at HPotD? Jason second?

[MikePizzoff]

So Chris takes the most common name trophy at HPotD? Jason second?

Yeah, pretty surprising there aren't more Mikes.

[Mike70]

my real name is actually mahkmoud abdul sharif.

[Mitchified]

Take one guess.

...

And you'd be wrong.

My real name is Tim. . Mitch is actually the name of one of the characters from my novel [I]Zombies by the Numbers: The Writer's Cut.

[BillyRay]

my real name is actually mahkmoud abdul sharif.

SEEKRIT MOOSLIM!!!!

http://www.ufodigest.com/news/0108/images/debunkers.jpg

[DeadJonas190]

I am Adam.

I know I have hardly been on the past few years, but I used to be here all the time. I still read the forums, but I don't post very often anymore.

[MoonSylver]

my real name is actually mahkmoud abdul sharif.

I thought it was Sheik Yerbootie? :lol:


Take one guess.

...

And you'd be wrong.

Sneaky... :shifty:


SEEKRIT MOOSLIM!!!!

:lol:

[acealive1]

Acealive1 = Scott

[LouCipherr]

I thought it was Sheik Yerbootie? :lol:

Zappa reference FTW! :D

[DjfunkmasterG]

Zappa reference FTW! :D

Catholic Girls.... From the CYO!!!!!!

[vissionaerie]

names Jaime, used to be on the old forum all the time. i've been off and on over the years. and for those doing porn names no lie mine would be Buffy Beaver....lol it cracks me up every time i say it...lol