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Neil
28-Sep-2010, 10:25 AM
http://www.aintitcool.com/node/46751
Ghost Of War
28-Sep-2010, 12:24 PM
That does sound good. I'm sick of MTV vampires.
MikePizzoff
28-Sep-2010, 12:38 PM
One of the characters is named Martin. A nod, you think?
blind2d
28-Sep-2010, 01:00 PM
So... it's like if 30 Days of Night... had a baby with Day of the Dead?
BillyRay
28-Sep-2010, 02:56 PM
That actually sounds pretty cool.

As long as the vamps don't sparkle...
AcesandEights
28-Sep-2010, 03:04 PM
Meh. It's all in the execution, I would think. I know some of you guys like John Carpenter's Vampires, but it was a bit too meatball for me and this could easily go in the same direction.

Danielle Harris sounds plenty good, though.
http://www.retroslashers.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/danielle-harris.png
DubiousComforts
28-Sep-2010, 03:06 PM
This does not sound good at all. The reviewer writes of "originality" in vampire films and follows this by describing a film that uses every vampire and zombie cliche in the book. "Stake Land"? Really?

"They also have access to planes and helicopters, which the use to fly over camps of human and drop vampires into their midst for a nasty slaughter."

FAIL

"a pregnant singer named Belle (Danielle Harris)."

EPIC FAIL


Danielle Harris sounds plenty good, though.
Maybe naked in Playboy.
Neil
28-Sep-2010, 05:45 PM
Meh. It's all in the execution, I would think. I know some of you guys like John Carpenter's Vampires, but it was a bit too meatball for me and this could easily go in the same direction.

Danielle Harris sounds plenty good, though.
http://www.retroslashers.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/danielle-harris.png

And so begins the 'pretty girl would you like to see my big chopper gags'...
Neil
28-Sep-2010, 05:46 PM
This does not sound good at all. The reviewer writes of "originality" in vampire films and follows this by describing a film that uses every vampire and zombie cliche in the book. "Stake Land"? Really?

"They also have access to planes and helicopters, which the use to fly over camps of human and drop vampires into their midst for a nasty slaughter."

FAIL

Hey! Let's wait and see maybe :)
DubiousComforts
28-Sep-2010, 06:55 PM
Hey! Let's wait and see maybe :)

Do we hafta?